Yeah, but I read the back of the Book. ;-)
Heh... I like your tagline... when I was little, I was so scared the Rapture would come any minute and I wouldn't be good enough to leave. Then I became Presybterian and nobody talks about the Rapture... well, none of the pastor types anyway. So now I get to worry about Tribulation.
Just kidding. I figure it'll all work out ok... just as long as the Rapture's not just for those who believe in it.