or when feeling really extravagant, or facing someone for whom $1 is insufficient...
Go buy yourself a sense of humor!
Go buy yourself a sense of humor!
:'P
:')
Here's some tidbits from Links:
Huge Idiocy Posted at FreeRepublic
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1230167/posts
Why Prescription Coverage Is Soooo Needed (#1)
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a382649d531f1.htm
Why Prescription Coverage Is Soooo Needed (#2)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1149061/posts
Why Prescription Coverage Is Soooo Needed (#3)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1071442/posts
LMAO!
My third anniversary on FR is coming up! Hard to believe. Val's fault for pointing toward this place.
Since Jan 3, 2004... You've posted a total of 1,121 threads and 31,380 replies.
or when feeling really extravagant, or facing someone for whom $1 is insufficient...
Go buy yourself a sense of humor!
Go buy yourself a sense of humor!
seasonal selection:
and here's something that's right and relevant for all time:
I last updated my profile on Saturday, February 3, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/
:') Just updating the tagline.
Here’s a list of taglines I’ve used over the past three years (not all of them, just most of ‘em).
“A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.” — Frank A. Clark
“All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen.” — Emerson
“I’ve learned to live with not knowing.” — Richard Feynman
“I’ve learned to live with not knowing.” — Richard Feynman https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/
“In silence, and at night, the Conscience feels that life should soar to nobler ends than Power.” —Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu
“In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, they’re not.” — John Rummel
“Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a god, but never without belief in a devil.” [Eric Hoffer, “The True Believer”]
“Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.” -Twain
“The odds are very much against inclusion, and non-inclusion is unlikely to be meaningful.” -seamole
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(Unlike some people, I have a profile. Okay, maybe it’s a little large...)
([singing] If I were the King of the Forest...)
1, 2, 3 o’clock, 4 o’clock ZOT.
Ahmedumbass and the mullahcracy is doomed. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/
All Moslems everywhere advocate murder, including mass murder, and they do it all the time.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Deviance or rebellion without consequences is conformity.
Dhimmicrati delenda est! https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/
Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.
Exodus 4:23-26
If I had a nut allergy, I’d be outta here.
If music be the food of love, make me a sandwich.
If music be the food of love, start the CD and make me a sandwich.
If you could read my mind, you’d know I dislike Gordon Lightfoot.
In the long run, there is only the short run.
Islam is medieval fascism, and the Koran is a medieval Mein Kampf.
It takes a village to mind its own business. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/
It’s a big planet. We’re willing to share. They’re not. Out they go.
Michiganders, not Michiganians! https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/
My Sunday Feeling is that Nothing is easy. Goes for the rest of the week too.
North Korea is a rogue and illegal regime. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/
Paranormal? Is that what they’re calling your kind these days?
Richard Feynman (it’s from his Omni interview) — “I’ve learned to live with not knowing.”
risk of impact, 2004 MN4, http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2004mn4.html)
Ted Kennedy is just an overweight drunk who has never held a job (or had to).
The left was right, the Iraq war led to an EXPLOSION of the Arab street.
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books. (Longfellow)
The nice thing about Moslem civil wars? Everybody wins.
There’s nothing new under the Sun. That accounts for the many quotes used as taglines.
This account has been banned or suspended.
This tagline optimized for the Mosaic browser. Profile updated Wednesday, July 4, 2007.
Time heals all wounds, particularly when they’re not yours.
the US population in the year 2100 will exceed a billion, perhaps even three billion.
Unlike some people, I have a profile. Okay, maybe it’s a little large...
[singing] Kaboom, kaboom, ya da da da da da, ya da da da da da...
I may have borrowed this one, but JennysCool has used this for a tagline, and that’s where I saw it:
“H. L. Mencken once wrote, ‘The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule it.’”
not sure I’ve used this one:
Faith Healers have nothing to do with either.
Didn’t use this one, just saved it for possible future use:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1711343/posts?page=58#58
“if Robien is correct, then we would never have had any intellectual life in France. The function of politics is not tell us what we are allowed to think, but to defend our freedom to think and speak out.” — Robert Redeker
This one is obviously too long for the actual tagline, but I’ve used it as a faux tagline:
Charles Fort:
[snip]
The fittest survive.
What is meant by the fittest?
Not the strongest; not the cleverest—
Weakness and stupidity everywhere survive.
There is no way of determining fitness except in that a thing does survive.
“Fitness,” then, is only another name for “survival.”
Darwinism:
That survivors survive.
(Book of the Damned, pp. 23-24)
Another one too long to use, which is too bad:
Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man’s appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.”
Abraham Lincoln (1809-65), U.S. President. Speech, 18 Dec. 1840, to Illinois House of Representatives
Bad pick up lines, I think I’ve used just the top one, and that one only once, in a message to Val:
“Are you an over due book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!”
“Can I buy you a drink or should I just give you five bucks?”
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you.”
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