Thanks. Did you see this one?
http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,8393722^911,000.html Topless woman on `flight from hell'
15jan04
A TOPLESS woman on a Virgin Blue flight to Melbourne shouted at nervous passengers that she had a vision they were all going to die in a September 11-style tragedy.
During the one-hour ordeal the woman yelled out for the plane to stop, took her top and bra off and defecated in her pants.
When the 737 landed, Australian Protective Service officers escorted the woman from the plane.
The pilot, thanking passengers for their patience, described the incident as an "environmental anomaly".(snipped)
ROFL!
Let me guess - "alcohol was involved".