Posted on 10/09/2025 12:23:36 PM PDT by DFG
President Trump may have finally achieved what many long thought impossible, as Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a peace agreement, but this ceasefire didn't come without conditions from Hamas.
Here are 10 demands Hamas is making as part of the peace deal:
1. Israel must eliminate 100% of its Jews: This is a dealbreaker for Hamas.
2. New pagers: The last batch had some problems.
3. A new fleet of paragliders: They have assured everyone it's only for recreational purposes.
4. Goats. Lots of goats: They won't say why.
5. Super Bowl tickets: They're apparently huge Bad Bunny fans.
6. 100 virgins each: They will settle for 72, but are setting the bar high for negotiation.
7. Israel must continue to keep Greta Thunberg away from Gaza: The Gazans are terrified she'll eventually reach their shore.
8. Signed 8x10s of Tucker Carlson: Entirely not related to the goats.
9. A nuke: For, like, their power grid or something.
10. The entire land of Israel: All of it. Without all the Israelis. Is that too much to ask?
Perfectly reasonable demands, right? Let us know what you think in the comments.
and to stop calling them Hamass
Is schmuckee their lead negotiator?
“ Signed 8x10s of Tucker Carlson: Entirely not related to the goats”
Poor Candace gets no love.
#7 !!!!!!
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