He tried to be gay, but it didn’t pay,
So he bought a motorbike instead.
He failed at funk, so he became a punk,
‘Cause he thought he’d make a little more bread.
-The Kinks (Prince of the Punks)
Dad said "so am I!" And Dad put on a dress and makeup and said "let's go to school!"
The horrified child told Dad to stop it, but Dad ignored junior and kept It up. Mom was laughing hysterically.
Junior begged Dad to drop him off a block from school. Dad didn't, and walked Junior to class in his dress and makeup, waving to the teachers and administration folks on the way to home room.
Junior went back to being a boy the next day.
The 4chan poster said something like "trans is the new goth. Treat it this way, and it'll go away."
Dad deserves a Nobel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PusKkc0D1gE
Dad berates his Mod son/daughter
..Staying up all night
..dressing up like a bloody freak
..you got to be a Mod or this or that
...don’t you have a mind of your own?
