Posted on 07/07/2022 10:44:51 AM PDT by DFG
The prophets have long whispered of the return of ULTRA-MAGA King Trump. In faith, we know that his return is inevitable and that he will soon reclaim the presidency and set right what has gone awry.
Here are the first 12 things Trump will do when he returns to power:
Spray Febreze on the Oval Office curtains to get the old man smell out: Step one to draining the swamp is giving it a flowery scent.
Make Pelosi wear a sweater on the beach: I mean, really.
Welcome back Mike Pence, just to tell him he's fired: It'll be the highest ratings for a single episode of The Apprentice. Maybe ever.
Invade Afghanistan so he can show how much better he would be at withdrawing from Afghanistan: He's been dreaming about this one every night when he goes to sleep.
Finish building that wall, but make Hunter Biden pay for it: Hunter will borrow from Joe, who will borrow from China. 4D chess!
Make everything at the dollar store $1 again: And abolish the fed.
Sneak out of the Oval Office for a quick 9 holes: Trump needs to keep his golf skills sharp so he can challenge Putin to a match for the fate of Russia.
Bring back the McRib: And make it permanent this time! Find Osama Bin Laden's body and kill him again: USA! USA! USA!
Declare total infinity immunity with no take-backs: Should put an end to congressional witch hunts.
Put Dr. Fauci in the stocks in the National Mall so everyone can throw cabbage at him: Somewhere up there Samuel Adams is drunkenly smiling.
Buy Greenland and make Mexico pay for it: And then drill for oil like there's no tomorrow.
He’ll need to do much more than spray febreeze…a total Reno with the property brothers should help and give the proceeds to actual Reno costs since the White House is we the people museum.
Why Greenland? If he plays golf with Putin, we’ll own Russia!
ha! Pelosi needs to cover the hell up. and to buy a support bra.
The crusty old commie bitch should dress appropriately for someone of her advanced years.
I think she's still shopping at Forever 61
Has there every been a president who has had to sanitize the White House twice...a mega disinfecting program following Obama’s departure, and again after Biden leaves (or is carried out)?
Well he can appoint me to something instead of all of those RINOs from last term.
Remember when the clinton admin stole the w’s from the keyboards? Ah, the good ‘ol days
be glad it was not a bikini top.
i would still look.
Forgot #13:
Ivanka and Jared are not allowed within 500 miles of DC.
well look around her waistline then.
look i would, still.
Welcome back Mike Pence, just to tell him he's fired: It'll be the highest ratings for a single episode of The Apprentice. Maybe ever.
she’ll probably be happy for the attention. Maybe she has an OnlyFans for ya.
True story: CPR class instruction: "apply hands between the nipples. No, not where they are, where they are supposed to be."
i just appreciate a big track.
rack.
now that’s funny.
You mean one of those “itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot” bikinis?
I think several million people saw that
Beach photo of Nancy yesterday.
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