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Dems Block School Safety Bills [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 May 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/27/2022 7:07:27 PM PDT by John Semmens

This week's massacre of 19 students and two teachers at the Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas reignited the debate between Republicans and Democrats on how best to prevent future mass murders. Democrats want to outlaw guns. Republicans want to harden the target zones and make it easier for private citizens to carry firearms.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) blamed "Democrat opposition to two 2013 bills. One would have appropriated $300 million in federal grants to harden schools to make them safer, to make them more protected. The other directed the Department of Justice to prosecute and put in jail felons and fugitives who try to illegally buy firearms. Instead, Democrats insist on disarming law-abiding gun owners."

Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) characterized "the Republican focus on countervailing force a flawed concept. As we saw in Uvalde, dozens of heavily armed police stood by for over an hour while a gunman methodically assassinated his victims. Belief in the so-called good guys with guns option is disproved by the repeated incompetence and cowardice of our police. Suffocating an unarmed and cuffed George Floyd is a risk they're ready to take, but rescuing children from an armed assailant is too much to ask. The only sensible option is for all private ownership of guns to be prohibited."

Cruz said "Schumer's universal disarmament proposal is a dangerous fantasy. Criminals aren't going to obey gun laws. The Uvalde shooter violated the school's 'no gun zone' status under current law. Obviously, we can't depend on law-enforcement personnel to be the only source of protection. Private citizens must not be stripped of their right to bear arms for self-defense. If enough citizens are armed criminals cannot count on easy targets. Some will be deterred. Others will be shot down once their hostile intentions are exhibited like the man in West Virginia firing an AR-15 rifle at a graduation party was shot down by a woman carrying a concealed pistol."

"One isolated incident of a private citizen using deadly force to save lives is not a sound foundation for crafting a sane nationwide policy on guns," Schumer contended. "What Sen. Cruz forgets is that a widely armed population poses a deadly threat to those of us who must govern this country. Outlawing private ownership of guns combined with personal bodyguards for important government officials is the optimal feasible approach to protect lives that are essential to a functioning democracy."

In related news, Rep. Veronica Escobar (D-TX) used the Uvalde killings to argue for more gun regulation, asking "why can't we strictly regulate who is allowed to own a gun? We already regulate cars, alcohol, and cigarettes. Why not guns?" Escobar was unfazed by data showing that these other more heavily regulated items are still responsible for more fatalities each year than guns are.

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/326161-2022-05-27-semi-news-semi-satire-may-29-2022-edition.htm


TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cruz; democrats; guns; republicans; satire; schumer; uvalde

1 posted on 05/27/2022 7:07:27 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 05/27/2022 7:09:16 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Every school needs a gun range in the basement.


3 posted on 05/27/2022 7:25:16 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: John Semmens

“Outlawing private ownership of guns combined with personal bodyguards for important government officials is the optimal feasible approach to protect lives that are essential to a functioning democracy.”
“As for the rest of you poor bastards...”


4 posted on 05/27/2022 7:31:38 PM PDT by TChad ("Joe, we should evacuate the civilians before the military. You understand that, right? Joe?")
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To: John Semmens

Schumer contended. “What Sen. Cruz forgets is that a widely armed population poses a deadly threat to those of us who must govern this country...”

he’s right on that. that was exactly the point of the 2A. To make tyrannical politicians like Schumer fear the righteous wrath of we the people as they contemplate taking (like Schuer) the freedoms enshrined in our Constitution..


5 posted on 05/27/2022 7:35:13 PM PDT by dadfly
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To: Mark

“Every school needs a gun range in the basement.”

Government regulations would raise the cost to be greater than the cost of the school.


6 posted on 05/28/2022 12:24:15 AM PDT by Does so (https//youtu.be/3PxEWB6W8ig ......Uke's Independence Day Parade. Anthem starts at 15:00)
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To: dadfly

That line really stands out and your comment is dead on. It’s not often that a member of the lying left puts their fears into words. Chuckie must have been hitting the wine bar before saying this.


7 posted on 05/28/2022 3:46:08 AM PDT by ByteMercenary (Slo-Joe and KamalHo are not my leaders.)
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To: Mark

“Every school needs a gun range in the basement”

Remember back when schools DID have gun ranges? Ours wasn’t in a basement, but I suppose some were.


8 posted on 05/28/2022 3:52:27 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Jesus took my burden and left me with a song.)
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To: dadfly

“Schumer contended. ‘What Sen. Cruz forgets is that a widely armed population poses a deadly threat to those of us who must govern this country...’”

Wow. That guy’s a genius. One RAT who actually understands the Constitution. That’s EXACTLY why the 2nd Amendment exists.


9 posted on 05/28/2022 3:56:50 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Jesus took my burden and left me with a song.)
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To: dadfly

Exactly. Because “those... who govern” are the GREATEST threat of mass murder, as history proves.

But Schumer misspoke on two points in that one statement. When he said “govern” he really meant “rule over”. When he said “must” he forgets that, in a representative government, we the people have the right to replace him. He “may” lead only as long as he represents the interests of the people.

In the remainder of his speech, he makes the least coherent and least logical argument for gun confiscation I think I’ve ever heard. Because of all of the failures we must accept that failures are inevitable?

There is no doubt in my mind that Schumer is one who actually intends to commit far more mass murder than this kid just as soon as he can disarm the citizenry. Another guy who belongs on an ant pile.


10 posted on 05/28/2022 7:50:49 AM PDT by unlearner (Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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