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Biden Insists Bishops Are Wrong About Abortion [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 May 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/06/2021 10:42:35 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Biden says the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops is wrong about condemning the use of aborted babies for research. The statement from the bishops noted it is possible to do research without using harvested tissue from aborted babies and added that "It is also deeply offensive to millions of Americans for our tax dollars to be used for research that collaborates with an industry built on the taking of innocent lives."

"From the very beginning, Christianity was founded on the sacrifice of the innocent for the benefit of humanity," Biden contended. "Jesus, the perfectly blameless innocent, was nailed to a cross to atone for mankind's sins. By this sacrifice the possibility of salvation was opened for all who believed in him. This is what I was taught in Sunday school as a boy."

"Today, the most innocent among us are the unborn children," Biden observed. "They are perfectly sinless. This makes them the ideal candidates to sacrifice their lives for the greater good. Opposing the use of the bodies of aborted babies prevents their deaths from helping others. I can't believe that this is what Jesus would've wanted. So, while I respect the Church, I feel it is my duty as a Christian to take a stand against error and my duty as president to use my power to right the wrong they seek to impose on society."

"I would further like to remind the Bishops that their stance is the same as former President Trump's," Biden added. "Trump isn't even a Catholic. Neither is he a good person. He conspired with the Russians to deny Hillary Clinton's right to the presidency in 2016. He attempted to steal the 2020 election. When that failed he instigated an insurrection at the Capitol in January. I urge the Bishops to reconsider their position. If they admit their mistakes and join those of us trying to transform America into a united progressive community I'm confident the people will forgive them."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: abortion; experiments; sacrifice; satire; trump

1 posted on 05/06/2021 10:42:35 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Those who call evil good.....


2 posted on 05/06/2021 10:44:48 AM PDT by exnavy
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To: John Semmens

You don’t get the call Joe. God does and you are currently on the path to eternal damnation!


3 posted on 05/06/2021 10:48:09 AM PDT by DarthVader (Not by speeches & majority decisions will the great issues th the day be decided but by Blood & Iron)
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To: John Semmens

Nancy Pelosi said the same thing towards the Pope a decade ago.


4 posted on 05/06/2021 10:50:32 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. L)
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To: John Semmens

Biden going full on heresy.


5 posted on 05/06/2021 11:01:27 AM PDT by Bayard
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To: John Semmens

Biden is even worse than King Henry VIII. At least when Henry could not get his way, he backed off and started a new church. The Pope, if he was a man of God, would now say that is enough to Biden and excommunicate him. Biden is the most slimey man I think I have ever seen. He knows that his choices are taking the chance of life from millions of young children, but he simply does not care. He has had his chance at it, and to him that is all that matters. What a slob!


6 posted on 05/06/2021 12:02:30 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: John Semmens

Biden thinks he is smarter than thousands of clergy who spent years studying theology and tradigion to make rules for the Church and people. Biden is just a really stupid man, even more slow than I first imagined. How can a 47 year politician who never gave a whole lot of thought to rignt and wrong, compete mentally with men who have spent their lives on deciding what is right or wrong? He cannot! Hw is a faker, a phoney! I hope the Lord steps into this discussion.


7 posted on 05/06/2021 12:11:09 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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