I am my mother’s worst bourgeois nightmare. I live on the Upper East Side. I have three children -- all by the same man! I never slept with a man who wore cowboy boots. I have never been to a sex club or had a threesome. I have never had a Dominican divorce. I did, however, go to rehab, but that is for "the most drugs I ever had" anthology or possibly "the where did my teens go" anthology. I am a low-rent yuppie, shuttling my children back and forth to the various and sundry activities and involving myself in the Parents’ Association. I am the person my grandmother and mother would have watched in silent scorn.
The daughter sounds AWESOME. I like her ‘tude.
Hell, always take my boots off before I go to bed, socks too! I have left my boots on several times, once in the back of my pickup and several times out in the brush. Just depends, don’t it.
Had this female cousin who got snakebit on her butt. The feller did the right thing an sucked out the poison though. She had a hard time explaining it to her pa. I still tease her about at family reunions - discreetly.