Posted on 02/05/2020 5:22:13 PM PST by SamAdams76
There are 26 letters in the English Alphabet. At least, there were that many when I was shuffled through public grade school.
Yet every literate human being on Earth (and there are billions) are capable of randomly typing a paragraph that has never been typed by literate people in all of human civilization.
I will attempt one now...
It was decided that Clarence Dickerson was to fondle a blonde girl while luxuriating in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter's night in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Clarence wasn't much for smarts but he did have a book of Jack London's Yukon Stories in front of him and he was reading one out loud to the blonde girl named Lucinda who was nestled under his arm as he recited "In A Far Country". As he was reading, Lucinda kissed him on the lips tossed his book to the floor, and proceeded to wildly unbutton his clothing while humming the Abba song "Fernando". Clarence decided at that point to just go with the flow
My thoughts exactly!
I just googled that paragraph and got 17,376,463 hits
Bzzzt. It’s in the Library Of Babel. Tricky part is finding it...
I find it easier to write that way. I google for a response or comment. Then I just copy and paste.
Did she whisper slurred lurid sweet nothings in your ear?
Your first sentence: “It was decided...”
can be read to have at least three very different meanings.
Did you intend to ‘leave the gates of definition’ as is: nebulously swinging open?
And a man of even low intelligence can type a paragraph describing sexual fantasy, testifying to the carnal mind thinking below the belt, thus producing nothing of value and virtue.
Your challenge should be to type a paragraph that contains such, rather than pulp softporn. And yours is not even written well ("It was decided" "luxuriating"...). Grievous to even read.
Mitt Romney fell into a big hole full of cow shiit where Nancy Pelosi was prayerfully snacking. They both suffocated and died.
How’d I do?
The challenge then was whether to do it or not. John was sure of what he saw and who did it, and knew of the retaliation that could result. The consequences - not just to himself but to others - and the courage it would take pressured John not to go through with it. But then there was God and his conscience, and the killing that would continue if he kept silence. So he picked up the phone dialed the number.
The voice that answered was not from the person that he expected. Instead it was...
Niagara Falls!
Slowly I turned. Step by step. Inch by inch.......
Ecclesiastes 1:9 New International Version
Actually, Lazamataz performed that exact scene just last weekend. I think that counts.
I want my 30 seconds back.
The Detroit Lions have won the Super Bowl.
As the lips slowly began to melt and drip off the duck’s beak, I took another sip of the hot mug of pizza. I wondered where the duck got it beaklips in the first place.
Best yet!!
Just type a sentence here on FR and then search for it on the web. Be sure to enclose the entire sentence in quotation marks. If you have a medium-length sentence, the chances are high that the one you wrote is unique on the WWW.
Searching Google for “There are 26 letters in the English Alphabet. At least, there were that many when I was shuffled through public grade school.”
It found ONE hit — this thread you started.
It really is amazing how short a sentence has to be to be completely unique.
I googled your paragraph and got back no results except a link back to here so...I guess you ain’t kidding.
This episode tells me that it is time to put my stupid iPad down and go to bed, what a total waste of time ...but I waste a lot of time, so what does it matter anyway?
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