[Conspiracy Guy]

Sitting in the parking lot at work listening to Vivaldi’s Four Seasons. I’ll probably go in at seven and fight the world. Have a great day.

[Scoutmaster]

When you start fight to fight the world, I'll be the guy in the comfy chair wearing jeans and a vintage Nanci Griffith concert t-shirt.

Try to avoid collateral damage, but if you need anything . . . just whistle.