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Administration to Step Up Neighborhood Diversity Initiative
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 Aug 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/09/2013 10:00:32 PM PDT by John Semmens

The Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) announced a new fair housing regulation aimed at increasing the diversity of America's neighborhoods.

“Too many of our minorities are trapped in blighted, high-crime neighborhoods solely because they can't afford to live where conditions are better,” HUD Secretary Shaun Donovan declared. “We are launching a two-pronged approach to remedy this social injustice.”

“Prong number one,” Donovan says, “will be an intensive data collection and analysis of the racial composition of every neighborhood in the country. Prong number two will be aiding the integration of an appropriate racial and ethnic mix of inhabitants.”

Aids to integration are reported to entail “government subsidies for persons who otherwise couldn't afford to live in better neighborhoods” and “a relocation permit process to interdict movements that would tend to undermine the intent of the program.”

“Ideally, we'll erase the distinctions between so-called good and bad neighborhoods,” Donovan promised. “Not only would we achieve a more equitable distribution of the population, we'd also eliminate the significant cost of people needlessly moving around in search of a better neighborhood. Every place would be the same.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/139656-2013-08-09-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-august-11-2013.htm


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: corruptbastards; crime; diversity; poverty; satire
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1 posted on 08/09/2013 10:00:32 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


2 posted on 08/09/2013 10:01:36 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Bump


3 posted on 08/09/2013 10:05:07 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: John Semmens

Every place would be the same

Yep.


4 posted on 08/09/2013 10:06:05 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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Sigh...

“every neighborhood would be the same”

I know this is satire..or not.


5 posted on 08/09/2013 10:07:03 PM PDT by berdie
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To: John Semmens

bump

“....blacks who live near other blacks are stupid, lazy and possible criminals, so we have decided to fix this by spreading out the black population so they have less influence on each other...”


6 posted on 08/09/2013 10:12:45 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL

No, this is Black Panther Eric Holder and 0bama embedding their Civilian National Black Army in every neighborhood in America.


7 posted on 08/09/2013 10:44:37 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: John Semmens
"we'd also eliminate the significant cost of people needlessly moving around in search of a better neighborhood. "

WTF? Whose "PEOPLE" are they talking about? This will only start the civil war sooner. That's what they want.

8 posted on 08/09/2013 10:47:25 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: John Semmens

But I don’t want to be pronged!


9 posted on 08/09/2013 11:13:59 PM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: count-your-change

You sound disloyal.

If the Government wants you pronged it must be for a good reason.

It’s best that you go along lest sterner measures be employed.


10 posted on 08/09/2013 11:19:36 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens


WHO DO YOU TRUST WHEN THE FIT HITS THE SHAN?

(you only get one choice)

ADMITTED COKEHEAD

Barack Hussein Obama II
FORMER KGB HONCHO

Vlad Putin



11 posted on 08/09/2013 11:39:20 PM PDT by devolve (----- ----- ----- it not unlegal iffen I do*s it ----- ----- -----)
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To: devolve

KGB... Cokehead.... KGB.... Cokehead....

Can I dither until another choice comes along?

heh

12 posted on 08/09/2013 11:45:18 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: John Semmens

And if the dollar is damaged....

the great transfer of resource...redistribution
clear easy to read....You understand that the MINORITIES already save metals.....the mex,chineese bosnians cambodians,arabs,....all will simply alter payment devises...most of their savings are in metal....this will become the biggest transfer of resource yet...target white middle class demographic.


13 posted on 08/09/2013 11:46:33 PM PDT by Therapsid (Communism has killed 50-60 Million people in only 50 yrs.)
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To: GeronL

- When you look in Hussein II’s eyes you only see snakeeyes

- Pretend you are an alleged whistleblower

- Do you turn yourself in the Eric Holder?


14 posted on 08/09/2013 11:50:34 PM PDT by devolve (----- ----- ----- it not unlegal iffen I do*s it ----- ----- -----)
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To: John Semmens

Are they going to have a lottery to see which non-blacks have to move into Detroit or S.E. Washington D. C.?


15 posted on 08/09/2013 11:54:01 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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To: John Semmens

I say let the liberal white areas have the honor of accommodating the new residents.

See how long that lasts.


16 posted on 08/10/2013 12:09:18 AM PDT by eekitsagreek (Tip like a Greek during tough economic times: 3% in loose change!)
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To: John Semmens

Why should you be able to buy a nice house in an attractive neighborhood just because you can afford it with money you’ve worked for? Satire? Unfortunately not, it’s just social justice.


17 posted on 08/10/2013 12:29:36 AM PDT by JimSEA
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To: Jet Jaguar

You betcha Comrade!


18 posted on 08/10/2013 1:17:57 AM PDT by Rapscallion (Obama does not know how bad he really is.)
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To: John Semmens

Congrats John, you finally wrote one where the truth and satire are basically the same.


19 posted on 08/10/2013 2:32:34 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: John Semmens

“Ideally, we’ll erase the distinctions between so-called good and bad neighborhoods,” Donovan promised. “Instead, all neighborhoods will be equally bad.”


20 posted on 08/10/2013 2:47:20 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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