I got to thinking. We need to take this further. We need a total ban on alcohol consumption by government officials. We prohibit the use of substances that impair a person’s driving abilities; so how about impairment of the ability to legislate?
How about mandatory drug testing of any government official, whether elected or appointed? The safety of our laws and regulations are at risk if we don’t do so.
And we must ban the consumption of mind-altering substances at government functions. No wines or other alcoholic beverages at any official or unofficial government function, including White House parties.
And a national registry of those who purchase alcohol so that we can keep track of and perform spot checks for government officials.
Also, how about an interactive map showing the names, addresses, and phone numbers of the residences of all government officials?
Taking it further is absolutely correct. The Marines are going to do random alcohol testing and if it’s good for the Marines, it’s good for the C-I-C, even though he didn’t come up with the idea or cares in the least what they do as long as their rules of engagement keep them from winning the war on terror.