[traditional1]

"Are Buicks equipped with rear view mirrors?

Why would they do that?

Buick drivers can't see IN FRONT OF THEM, let alone, in a rear view mirror. (They find the cruise-control by feel)

[UB355]

Bucks are known to stop in all Rotary intersections.

[Verginius Rufus]

Buicks have rear view mirrors for drivers in the Lubbock area.

"Happiness is Lubbock, Texas, in my rear view mirror."

I had a Buick once which had a rear view mirror...never drove it near Lubbock, though.