Okay, I’ll play your game.
(1) How did I stalk to you to this thread, when I was posting on it long before you showed up?
(2) When you posted a vulgar slur, was I supposed to say nothing out of fear being accused of stalking?
(3) The only people I have heard refer to other men as ‘giant D-bags’ were homosexuals. How does that make me a homosexual?
(4) I’ve been a member of FR for over ten years. Why are you the first poster I ever encountered who called someone a ‘D-bag’ in the the comments section?
(5) What makes you so nasty, that almost every time you post to me your insults get more personal and vile?
(6) How is FR enhanced by a relative newbie tossing around words like ‘douche-bag’, and accusing long-time members of being homosexual nutcases?
You posted directly to me on this thread when I not only didn't post to you, but didn't even know you were here. Is there something in your fingers that just compels you to include "Bruce Campbells Chin" in your "to" line? Is it a form of typing Tourette's or something else involuntary?
As for length of membership, I had to change my screenname from "XJarhead" after something happened that corrupted the password, and JimRob couldn't fix the problem. So, new screenname, though I've been posting on FR since 1998. Although length of time posting on a message board isn't something I generally consider resume-worthy, I suppose others might have a fair bit of their ego invested in that.
Simple solution to all our problems. You don't include me in your "to" line, and I won't include you in mine. Deal?