“and tits doesn’t even belong on the list.”
“It’s such a friendly sounding word, it sounds like a snack.”
Football is played on ... a gridiron.
Baseball, on a diamond!
Cheese tits!
Waitress: What can I get you?
Customer: Toots & Tits
(does sound kinda cute, even to me, a woman. Maybe a bit childish, but I have never claimed to be the most mature freeper on the thread, :))