“Might I suggest that take up reading and stop playing with the crayons.”
You have to keep it REALLY simple for ‘wig’ or he won’t grasp it.
He may be a little punch drunk from getting knocked around on forums like this.
Someone needs to step in and stop the fight before he incurs more damage to his brain.
Wiggie, the palooka.
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/palooka.htm
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