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President Won’t Confine His Family to Options Covered under His Health Care Plan
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 27 June 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/27/2009 3:57:15 PM PDT by John Semmens

President Obama’s health care TV special turned out to be more revealing than he intended. When asked whether he would accept the limitations on care prescribed by a government run health plan like Medicare when it came to members of his own family, the President responded: “no.”

“A national health care plan is aimed at ensuring a minimum standard of care for ordinary people who don’t have the resources for better care,” the President explained. “People with missions critical to the survival and prosperity of the nation—like the president, cabinet, members of congress and the like—will, naturally, need to receive the best care possible.”

The President explained that a cost/benefit calculus will be applied in decisions made under his plan. “We can’t just throw money around,” Obama said. “Persons of higher value to the nation will qualify for more expensive efforts to preserve their lives and health. It’s like a baseball team investing more in the health of a superstar than they do in a bench-jockey or minor-leaguer.”

The President further assured Americans that “those who are willing to spend their own money—like I would if it’s my wife, if it’s my children—can pay for their own care. We won’t outlaw private purchase of services like they do in Canada’s ‘single-payer’ system.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obamacare; satire; socialism; triage
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1 posted on 06/27/2009 3:57:15 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 06/27/2009 3:58:22 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Of course not....The Obama's are Royalty they are too good for public health care...Just like the Obama children are too GOOD for Public School...
3 posted on 06/27/2009 4:01:18 PM PDT by jakerobins ( NO)
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To: John Semmens

Let them eat cake. How’d that work out? Just saying.


4 posted on 06/27/2009 4:01:32 PM PDT by davetex (If it's in stock, we've got it.)
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To: John Semmens

GEESH - My ex was fond of saying “He puts his pants on the same way I do! What makes him special?”


5 posted on 06/27/2009 4:03:54 PM PDT by RebelTXRose
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To: John Semmens

We should all go on the the TOTUS health care plan.


6 posted on 06/27/2009 4:04:09 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: John Semmens
The haves and the have-nots.

Must be nice to be a part of the Feudal lords.

7 posted on 06/27/2009 4:04:17 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (The most dangerous fascists are those with a warm smile and soothing voice.)
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To: John Semmens

Kennedy included language in the program that exempts Congress from having to participate. Note that Teddy also left MA and its government system for treatment in another state. That old, evil hypocrite!

Still think it would be interesting if Kennedy passes away on July 18. I wonder how the press would react?


8 posted on 06/27/2009 4:05:38 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX
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Thanks for the ping! Great stuff! Gotta see my doc about getting a prescription for my Cheerios. Sure hope my Cheerios are going to be covered under the Obamacare “plan”.


9 posted on 06/27/2009 4:05:39 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Hey America! How's that "hope and change" thing working out? Are you scared yet?)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for the ping John. Right on target as usual.


10 posted on 06/27/2009 4:07:57 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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To: John Semmens

What a punk ass B***h.


11 posted on 06/27/2009 4:08:04 PM PDT by chris37
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"“People with missions critical to the survival and prosperity of the nation—like the president, cabinet, members of congress and the like—will, naturally, need to receive the best care possible.” "

OMG did he really say that?????????????????>

"Some animals are more equal than others"

12 posted on 06/27/2009 4:10:31 PM PDT by Mr. K (physically unabel to proofreed (<---oops))
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“Persons of higher value to the nation will qualify for more expensive efforts to preserve their lives”

That would include the lovely and talented Dynachrome, of course!


13 posted on 06/27/2009 4:10:39 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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YOU GOT ME! I did not notice this was AZ Conservative... (Kinda like Scrappleface but not as funny)
14 posted on 06/27/2009 4:12:26 PM PDT by Mr. K (physically unabel to proofreed (<---oops))
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It says satire but I don’t believe it. They get much better medical coverage then they plan for us.


15 posted on 06/27/2009 4:12:58 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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16 posted on 06/27/2009 4:13:04 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: John Semmens

“The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking “— today’s Cryptoquote; how do you see so deeply into these eloquent fogs and pull from within what will be without?


17 posted on 06/27/2009 4:16:48 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: Mr. K

That’s because John sees past the mask and expresses the terribly serious.


18 posted on 06/27/2009 4:18:32 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: Mr. K

Yes, and Sarah Palin said “I can see Russia from my house”.


19 posted on 06/27/2009 4:31:09 PM PDT by Tellurian (Sanctity of life and sanctity of property ... define our free country. (Star Parker))
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“People with missions critical to the survival and prosperity of the nation—like the president, cabinet, members of congress and the like—will, naturally, need to receive the best care possible.”

You can spell it any way you like, or pronounce it any way you like....but smegma is still head cheese.

Great work, amigo.....you've fulfilled your "fooled 80 percent" quota once again.

20 posted on 06/27/2009 4:40:46 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now!)
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