Oh, right. That explains it all. Okay, sure aliens are real. They are here among us. In fact there is one across the street from you right now.
NO don't be obvious and stare at him. Oh if he gives you a book that your friends tell you they have translated and it is called “serving man” go ahead and get on the ship with them. We will all be right along in a day or so.
That white-knuckle grip on a vanishing paradigm must take a lot of energy.