My buddy and I took healthy pees in the No. 2 elevator that goes up the Eiffel Tower. It was about 95F and the thing is made of steel. So we sat at a table on the opposite side of the bar on top near the No. 4 elevator and watched people gag coming out. We had good wine and sandwiches while going people watching just sitting there.
Actually, I always thought it would be funny, once the libs all moved south, if the conservatives all moved back east and made a success of it back there. LOL