Posted on 06/03/2006 4:51:48 AM PDT by Amil
In the name of God the Merciful, the Compassionate
I, Hasan, the son of Akbar, resident of the village of Saraab, being of sound mind and resolute belief in Muhammad, praise be upon him (PBUH) and the 12 Imams, the Pure Ones, declare this here as my last and final will and testament.
I have found it my sacred duty to answer the call and volunteer as suicide martyr for any mission that our Olama (religious leaders) assign to this humble servant.
I have given the matter great thoughts and have consulted extensively with our village Agha (the mullah). Agha, with patience and understanding allowed me to ask many questions and replied to all my inquiries. In order to assist other brothers who may have similar questions as they contemplate to offer themselves in the service of our infallible faith, I hereby report the essence of my conversation with Agha.
Me. Agha, I offer Your Person my infinite gratitude for giving me a private audience before I head for Tehran and enlist in the Martyrs Brigade. I humbly request that you accept this sum as insignificant offering, representing my entire worldly possession, as a token of my gratitude for your console and time. It is the payment I received for selling my donkey – my soul worldly possession of any value. I gave my hoe, shovel and pick to my elderly parents so that, with the help of my two sisters, they can work our allotted plot and manage to survive. I have only taken enough money from the sale of the donkey to pay for the buss fare to Tehran…
(Excerpt) Read more at persianmirror.com ...
If their passion for Christ of 1/4th of the so called "Christians" was half as intense, deep and all encompassing . . . Islam would have been crowded into oblivion and world peace would have been achieved.
I realize such 'devotion' is influenced by a simple-minded, often uneducated, often demonized zealotry.
But Christ called us to a child-like faith. And too many Christians have trouble managing the exercise of any kind of faith, much less a pure, child-like, utterly trusting variety.
"...being of sound mind and resolute belief in Muhammad..."
Diametrically-opposed states of being and thought, IMO.
It should be our sacred duty to seek out the Olama advocating this kind of think and bomb them to hell. And sorry about any women and little boys they may be hiding behind.
Has anyone noticed that suicide bombings in Israel are no longer a thrice weekly event? Maybe the wall doesn't work. Neither does targeting terrorist leaders. But they seem to work well in combination.
the things some people will do for seventy-two four legged virgins.
Hasan, the son of Akbar, resident of the village of Saraab, you're a sad little fool.
Israel has much to teach and give . . .
For those with enough horse sense to learn and receive.
Which clearly does NOT include approx 33% of the USA electorate; most of the US SENATE; too much of the US HOUSE OF REPS; virtually all the MSM; all the universities' leadership and faculty; . . .
What a suicidal culture we have become.
One could make a case that the driving force of Western society at large has made a death decision every bit as serious as that evidenced in this document.
And they are doing it for a cause as well - but in our case, it seems to be more depressive than transformational. The cultural zeitgeist of our era in the West doesn't believe it's worthy of life, so it is arranging everything it can to go down into chaos.
It's going to get messy, because it seems to want to do suicide by the hand of another. Instead of "suicide by policeman," it seems to want to do "suicide by Islam" and possibly "suicide by civil war."
I smell a touch of brimstone in the air...
So go ahead and die, bozo.
Preferably by yourself, alone, with no one else going with you.
May you enter the sights of 1000 snipers, all of which possess the wisdom and knowledge to recognize you as a carrier of devices designed to kill innocent persons and may they also possess additional wisdom and knowledge sufficient to blow your brains out before you get too close.
Stupid moron.
You, Hasan, are just one of the reasons that islam will wither and die, eventually.
One could make a case that the driving force of Western society at large has made a death decision every bit as serious as that evidenced in this document.
And they are doing it for a cause as well - but in our case, it seems to be more depressive than transformational. The cultural zeitgeist of our era in the West doesn't believe it's worthy of life, so it is arranging everything it can to go down into chaos.
It's going to get messy, because it seems to want to do suicide by the hand of another. Instead of "suicide by policeman," it seems to want to do "suicide by Islam" and possibly "suicide by civil war."
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Too true.
The pastor/researcher on C2C AM the other night was talking about how Solomon prefabbed his Temple so that there was no sound of hammers etc. on the Temple Mount. AND, THAT THE ISRAELI'S ARE DOING SO AGAIN. He was in Israel and asked the head of the Temple foundation/institute--whatever it's called . . . if they were actively already building it off site as they'd decided to do--and then reassemble quickly on the Mount when it's available. He got an answer that wasn't supposed to be an answer but told him that they had already started assembling it off site.
He is all wound up about the immigration bills in both houses of congress--says both versions have the NATIONAL FEDERAL ID NUMBER AND CARD IN THEM--and that without it--no one will be able to have a job--and that it's just a step or two from the implant.
He also noted that the Biblical Scripture mentions that the mark will be in the forehead or the hand--and that THE FEDERAL ID requires biometric info--currently eye scans or finger prints--forehead or hand. Interesting.
He's trying to get Christians to go to their website and pledge to not vote for any politician who supports the national ID.
He also asserted that the Bible indicates that some few countries will be at war with the AC. I think that's true--though I think at some point all will be under his rule. He thinks there could be a chance, if enough Believers would get on the stick--to make America one of those countries. I wish I thought he were right and that we could make it so. Would sure take a massive sea change. Possible, perhaps, but I'm skeptical. Worth some prayer.
I'd still like to see some sort of pig poop or hide or ear or snout or tail or some such affixed to the bodies of all the Jihadi's. Seems to me they'd fear that more than death.
Everybody:
I'm 99.9% sure none of you read the whole piece.
You might want to. It's rather amusing. It's not at all what you think.
Oh, alright.
But that could take all the fun out of my mother's favorite exercise . . .
jumping to conclusions.
It is amusing. But the points I made about western culture are still true...
You guy's posted without reading. .....you set yourself up doing thst.
It's a parady. Some of it's pretty funny.
Why, I would never post without reading the article.
Okay, maybe every once in a while. ;-)
This is a Satire. Amazing how some people are so..........Unbelievable..People, please read the whole thing.
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