DUmmie FUnnies 12-29-04 (Pied Piper Pitt Does Gandalf The Wizard Impression)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 29, 2004 | DUmmies, William Rivers Pitt, and PJ-Comix

[Flux Capacitor]

Let's see here. Questioning the patriotism of everyone but themselves.... Check. Advocating violence against same.... Check. Declaring in the same breath that THEY'RE the ones being oppressed.... Check.

Yep, these are John Kerry voters all right.

-Dan

[Dashing Dasher]

PJ, are you Pitt?
You can tell us - we won't tell anyone....


PS...That would make me laugh for months.

[Future Snake Eater]

Sounds good! With Pitt as Aragorn, Bev Harris as Arwen (or Eowyn), W as Sauron, and Madeline Albright as Gollum. And a possible cameo of Algore as one of the turned-to-stone trolls in "Fellowship of the Ring."

[CharlieOK1]

[beckysueb]

Writes for a blog, huh? Well he sure does have visions of Granduer, then. I thought he was somebody.

[Congressman Billybob]

This DUmmies excerpt was particularly entertaining. I had some direct dealings by e-mail with Pitt. He is, in person, exactly what you see here, an arrogant *sshole whose opinion of his own worth is easily ten times his actual value on a very good day.

The fact that DU-ers will put up with Pitt says as much about them as it does about him. They are the "sheeple" who require strong leaders who will whip them into shape (sort of) and tell them what to think. Here, on the other hand, we either ignore or ban people who talk down to us that way, because we see through the cr*p and have better things to do with our time.

Does that about cover the waterfront?

Congressman Billybob

Click for latest, "Jon Stewart, You Magnificent B*stard! I Read Your Book!"

[PJ-Comix]

...and Madeline Albright as Gollum.

Wrong. James Carville is most definitely Gollum. Their appearances are near identical.

[beckysueb]

Why is it, these liberals all look alike? He looks like Kieth Olberman, to me. They have that certain geek quality to them.

[PJ-Comix]

The good thing about Pitt is that his self-grandeur is a great source for DUFU comedy material.

[mtngrl@vrwc]

Ping for later reading. Do you have a ping list that I could be added to?

[beckysueb]

I have a book of Shakepeare by my bed and also books of poetry but that don't mean I read 'em. They just look good there. LOL

[Petronski]

Pitt has identified himself as a public middle school teacher from the Boston area.

[gidget7]

"Of course, it took me seven years of therapy to embrace the realities, inner and outer."

Explains posters on their sight.

There was a thread there, don't know if it is still there, where they were all discussing the various (MANY) meds they were on, or had been on, how many of them were or had been on the same meds, and their various "diagnosis's. Scary!

[beckysueb]

Like I said, they're geeks.

[Future Snake Eater]

Aw, dang! You got me there. Carville is definitely a better Gollum...we could probably throw in Clinton as Gandalf, and possibly do a cross-genre bit with Michael Moore as Jabba the Hutt!

[beckysueb]

Actually, if you'll notice, most of the DUmmies have the same affliction. They are total drama queens/kings. Nah, just queens.

[beckysueb]

But but that can't be! They are the ones who live in reality, dontcha see!

[CharlieOK1]

did you see my post #64 ? I found one of em already 8^D

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Pitt makes for a pretty sucky Gandalf the grey.

This is more his speed, actually:

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #517.