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DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-04 AM Edition ("LA Times: Turk Compares U.S. to Hitler")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/28/2004 4:40:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix

First we see an excerpt of an article in the L.A. Times by some Turkish official comparing the U.S. unfavorably to Hitler. What follows is general DUmmie concurrence with this article. You can read all about it in this DUmmie THREAD. Just when you think the DUmmies couldn’t get any loonier, they up and toss themselves off the cliff of rationality. As usual, the loony left DUmmie posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

ANKARA, Turkey — The head of Turkey's parliamentary human rights group has accused Washington of genocide in Iraq and behaving worse than Adolf Hitler, in remarks that underscore the depth of Turkish opposition to U.S. policy in the region

"Never in human history have such genocide and cruelty been witnessed. Such a genocide was never seen in the time of the pharaohs nor of Hitler nor of Mussolini," Italy's World War II-era fascist leader, Elkatmis said.

[That was the excerpt from the article and now for the DUmmie response.]

Please world speak out because we have no voice.

In Amerika, one of our Media whores had the nerve to say that they looked for a soldier to talk in a negative way about the war and they could not find one. I'm sure they could not find one to talk on TV.

This war has got to end and the rest of the world will have to speak out and say that we have broken every rule in the book.

The Hague is too good for this jokers!

[A DUmmie wants “revolutionary justice” for the leaders of “Amerika.”]

This is the start, I am afraid, of an avalanche of charges against us. We're screwed in the world period. But of course, we don't need the world, do we? Oh, no, not our allies, not "old Europe," not the only country in the ME that supports us. No, we're special or as they say, the voters support the notion of "American Exceptionalism."

[An example of “DUmmie Exceptionalism.” Exceptionally stupid.]

There're just too many things identical between the Busholinis and the Fascists of the 20th century to ignore. The Nazis and Italian Fascists exploited regional animosities. The Bavarians were the "South" of Germany; Sicily was the "South" of Italy. These regions were the heart of the "anti-intellectual" movement. The Nazis and Italian Fascists exploited religious animosities. Catholics were, in both countries, long habituated to a "siege mentality" as political control and societal control was eroded by Protestantism and secualrism. Both countries demonized homosexuals and Gypsies.

[This DUmmie has a hangup on the “South.” Too bad for his dopey “South” theory that Sicily was the most ANTI-Mussolini section of Italy.]

Since George W Chimp is now the Reich's Chancellor, we may be entering upon a new era of 21 Cent Warsaw Ghettos - so that Democracy continues on the march. Not since LBJ and Nixon have we inflicted so much death and misery abroad. Maybe we'll have a Stalingrad or two while we are at it.

[It is obvious that your brain has already had a Stalingrad.]

Bush may surpass Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini by the time he's through.

[Thus spaketh the Chairman of the Department of Hyperbole.]

The only thing missing in our case is the deliberate torturing. But all in all, it's not so farfetched that when all this is through, there will be more than or equal to the number of casualties resulting from Hitler's reign. God if only someone could say that to Bush. I really sit here and wonder, what the hell would he think if someone told him that?

[The only thing missing is your sanity.]

Yes, but Hitler could write a book, bush can't even read one.

[We can read your posts, DUmmie, and shudder at the illogic.]

At least Hitler was honest about what he was doing, the US "pretends" to be working for Iraqis' freedom and democracy. Of course, we have to kill most of them before they get the message and certainly it is really helpful to utterly destroy their beautiful architecture and infrastructure, make sure they have little clean water, little electricity, and few hospitals to care for their war wounded civilians. We are doing just great!!

[A DUmmie who prefers the “integrity” of the honest Hitler.]

"Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee" opened my eyes to the reality that my government couldn't always be trusted to do the right thing and that it is every American's responsibility to see that justice prevails.

[I am looking forward to reading your autobiography: “Bury My Brain at Wounded Knee.”]

The point is that you want to catch shrub before he descends into the lunacy that would eventually be on par with Hitler. He is fully capable of it and that is what people mean when they compare b*sh to hitler - only that he is capable of killing millions of people if he is not checked. He is steadily working on it.

[Your brain must also be buried at Wounded Knee.]

To compare b*sh to the full-blown genocidal Hitler near the end of WWII is patently ridiculous. To compare him to the early, emergent Hitler is quite appropriate, however.

[An example of DUmmie fairness. This DUmmie thinks it ridiculous to compare Bush to the later Hitler but perfectly fair to make the comparison to the early Hitler.]

prior to the war i was listening to a radio program about that area of the world, an interview with a long term journalist who seemed to have a detached, professional approach to the job....saddam was no more, or less, ruthless then he had to be to survive, and the same was true about most of the leadership in that area...the journalist went on to say, and this was quite jarring when spoken aloud, was that the local political gangsters who held sway in the area around iraq looked with amazement upon the west, britain and US mainly, because the level of western depravity was at times almost unlimited...they didn't fear or respect the west so much as consider it a mindless force that needed no reasoning to do anything, which sometimes was good but just as often beyond anyone's belief (i'm paraphrasing what the journo said, so you must take this with grain of salt)...it struck me that we think of ourselves as the height of civilized behavior, yet the 'hard men' as that journalist called the saddams of the area, thought we were so depraved even they were often shocked by what our people did...

[SNIFF! Saddam, we hardly knew ye. A misunderstood bulwark against Western depravity. Only in DUmmieland (and maybe the UN) is there this topsy-turvy view of the world. Bush worse than Hitler and Saddam Hussein a misunderstood soul shocked by Western depravity.]


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Never in human history have such genocide and cruelty been witnessed.

This is infuriating. That world "leaders" would outright lie to try and gain political power is disgusting. A lot like Kerry, I guess.

Anyway, that they would forget that Saddam was killing roughly 3000 Iraqis per **DAY** to slam George Bush for putting a stop to it is disgusting.

The problem here is when a lie is told enough people start to believe it. See your local liberal for proof...

41 posted on 11/28/2004 12:37:31 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: WuzaDem
I'm glad someone is finally talking about how misunderstood Sadam was.

Yeah, me too. Poor old guy, being misunderstood was probably what drove him to cut out people's tongues and throw them feet-first into wood chippers. That wasn't his fault, those ungrateful, whiny peasants drove him to it with all their bitching and complaining about living in poverty and starvation while he was simply trying to build himself a few dozen gold-plated palaces with their oil-for-food money. You would think they would have had a little more respect and consideration for their glorious leader.

I wonder what the DUmmie's excuse for the Ousay's and Dousay's sadistic torture-murder sprees would be. Maybe all those high school girls they raped, tortured, and murdered had misunderstood them too? After all we all know how girls that age can be so cruel to boys who have a crush on them, so you can't blame the Hussein boys for being a little upset.

DUmmies must live in an alternate universe of some kind, they certainly don't have anything in common with normal earthlings.

42 posted on 11/28/2004 1:11:36 PM PST by epow
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To: BJClinton; Calusa
A Turk, comparing Bush to Hitler. How appropriate. Asked how Germany could expect to get away with the genocide of the Jews and Gypsies, Hitler replied, "Who remembers the Armenians?" The Armenian Genocide was Hitler's model. To compare any American president to virtually any Turkish leader is a trivialization of the crimes of the last century so outrageous that it is prima facia evidence of psychosis. But to go further, comparing Bush to Hitler, is so bizarre and detached from reality that our language literally has no words for it.
43 posted on 11/28/2004 2:14:12 PM PST by FredZarguna (Free markets. Free Speech. Free Minds. But no Free Lunch.)
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To: Credo Deus

DU PING


44 posted on 11/28/2004 3:13:22 PM PST by concretebob (Power perceived, is power achieved)
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To: FredZarguna
Well said. The notion is lost on the DUmmies because of their:

1. Blind hatred towards George Bush;
2. Their intellectual dishonesty or lack of intellect altogether (most likely the latter, but don't count out dishonesty
45 posted on 11/28/2004 3:15:29 PM PST by ChicagoRighty (Surrounded by libbies and damn tired of it!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I just want to go on that sight a tell them what I think about their absolute idiocy, but that would make them happy. I just cannot believe these folks exist.

Even at the height of critical commentary toward John F. sKerry on this site, the context never sunk so low. Not close. They truly are divorced from reality... not a lot more can be said than that.
46 posted on 11/28/2004 3:22:30 PM PST by ChicagoRighty (Surrounded by libbies and damn tired of it!)
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To: BJClinton

Don't forget the 20 million+ that Satlin and Lenin exterminated.


47 posted on 11/28/2004 3:27:24 PM PST by concretebob (Power perceived, is power achieved)
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To: MikeinIraq
Mike for what its worth, we do have new standards for construction.
Its called the 2000 International Building Code, or IBC 2000. It addresses not only wind loading, but seismic resistance.
I also have a friend in a SeaBee unit over there who is a building inspector when he is home.
If you run into him, say HI for me. Brock..NMCB23. Keep your head down, Bra. Thanks for your sacrifices.
48 posted on 11/28/2004 3:33:47 PM PST by concretebob (Power perceived, is power achieved)
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To: concretebob

ping!


49 posted on 11/28/2004 3:49:09 PM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix
"I sometimes visit freeperland and my head starts to hurt after reading a few posts. It's not just the spelling and punctuation, but the weird logic, etc."
50 posted on 11/28/2004 4:51:40 PM PST by granite (THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE NEXT FOUR YEARS START TODAY.)
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To: granite
It's not just the spelling and punctuation, but the weird logic, etc.

**Chuckle, Snort!**

Do they realize our misspellings are deliberate, and that we're taunting them when we do it?

51 posted on 11/28/2004 4:52:52 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SaveTheChief
Indeed, it appears that most DUmmies are absolutely divorced from reality, divorced from knowledge of historical fact, and divorced from truth.

The Mother Ship awaits their return to send them away to a Galaxy on the other side of Time.

52 posted on 11/28/2004 5:48:22 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: epow
DUmmies must live in an alternate universe of some kind, they certainly don't have anything in common with normal earthlings.

The Mother Ship awaits their imminent return on Jan. 20.

53 posted on 11/28/2004 5:51:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

You can almost feel sorry for them they are so divorced from reality, but I don't! They have been fooled and blinded by a party that will say and do anything to win, and in doing so, divide this nation into hostile camps. They pretend it is our side that has done that, when clearly anyone with a brain knows the truth.
We do have allies still, they don't all hate us, and these people need a dose of sanity.


54 posted on 11/28/2004 5:53:54 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: jocon307

1% OF islam = 2.4 Million.


55 posted on 11/28/2004 6:02:55 PM PST by 185JHP ( "The thing thou purposest shall come to pass: And over all thy ways the light shall shine.)
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To: SaveTheChief
..most DUmmies are absolutely divorced from reality, divorced from knowledge of historical fact, and divorced from truth.

This is because of the crap they have been fed their whole lives from teachers and professors who have a socialist slant to everything that pours out of their mouths! And their little hippy parents began the process before they ever left the crib! It's no excuse, because many good conservatives went through the same schools, but we managed to see through that stuff and to form opposite opinions based on what we observed, not what was taught. Conservatives have to be independent thinkers to survive!

56 posted on 11/28/2004 7:55:18 PM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm getting to look forward to these DU FUnnies, but good grief the people are nuts!


57 posted on 11/28/2004 7:58:46 PM PST by Libertina (We praise You Lord, You have granted America a Christian leader!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Both countries demonized homosexuals and Gypsies.

Yeah, Dubya sure was whipping up that anti-gypsy fervor out on the campaign trail.

58 posted on 11/30/2004 12:50:33 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (A Freelance Business Writer looking for business.)
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