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To: tpaine
Otherwise, take it to the backroom or freepmail me. -- Your choice asshole.

"Bad, Bad Tpaine Brown"

Woah!

Well 'ole south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man name of Tpaine Brown

Now Tpaine more than trouble
You see he stand about six foot four
All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"
All the mens just call him "Sir"

And he's bad, bad Tpaine Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Tpaine he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wear his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose

He got a custom Continental
He got a Eldorado too
He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And he's bad (bad) bad (bad) Tpaine Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well Friday 'bout a week ago
Tpaine shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And oo that girl looked nice

Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And Tpaine Brown had learned a lesson 'bout a-messin'
With the wife of a jealous man

And he's bad (bad) bad (bad) Tpaine Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Tpaine looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And it's bad, bad Tpaine Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

And he's bad (bad) bad (bad) Tpaine Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Yeah he was badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.


1,371 posted on 09/06/2002 9:01:07 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: Willie Green
LOL!
1,375 posted on 09/06/2002 9:02:50 PM PDT by Howlin
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To: Willie Green
LOL!
1,376 posted on 09/06/2002 9:03:52 PM PDT by wimpycat
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To: Willie Green
LOL!
1,386 posted on 09/06/2002 9:08:09 PM PDT by justshe
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To: Willie Green
ROTFLMAO
1,387 posted on 09/06/2002 9:08:35 PM PDT by MJY1288
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