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To: Elsie
Oh, Elsie, every time I think you've set an unbreakable world record for effrontery, you retire the trophy one more time.

Putting words in Jesus' mouth - "I approve this message" - in support of your rambling, semi coherent BS is something that I can't imagine any believing Christian having the chutzpah to do.

If Jesus exists, I sure hope he read your post and exclaimed "Who do you think you are, beeyotch??

2,586 posted on 08/13/2012 10:29:39 AM PDT by Notary Sojac (Ut veniant omnes)
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To: Notary Sojac
Putting words in Jesus' mouth - "I approve this message"

Oh; I am SO sorry!

I forgot to claim that "I got a revelation from GOD" first!!!




THE
DOCTRINE AND COVENANTS
OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS
SECTION 132
 
 
51–57, Emma Smith is counseled (commanded) to be faithful and true; 58–66, Laws governing the plurality of wives are set forth.
 
 
51 Verily, I say unto you: A commandment I give unto mine handmaid, Emma Smith, your wife, whom I have given unto you, that she stay herself and partake not of that which I commanded you to offer unto her; for I did it, saith the Lord, to aprove you all, as I did Abraham, and that I might require an offering at your hand, by covenant and sacrifice.
52 And let mine handmaid, Emma Smith, areceive all those that have been given unto my servant Joseph, and who are virtuous and pure before me; and those who are not pure, and have said they were pure, shall be destroyed, saith the Lord God.
53 For I am the Lord thy God, and ye shall obey my voice; and I give unto my servant Joseph that he shall be made ruler over many things; for he hath been afaithful over a few things, and from henceforth I will strengthen him.
54 And I command mine handmaid, Emma Smith, to abide and acleave unto my servant Joseph, and to none else. But if she will not abide this commandment she shall be bdestroyed, saith the Lord; for I am the Lord thy God, and will destroy her if she abide not in my law.
55 But if she will not abide this commandment, then shall my servant Joseph do all things for her, even as he hath said; and I will bless him and multiply him and give unto him an ahundredfold in this world, of fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, houses and lands, wives and children, and crowns of beternal lives in the eternal worlds.
56 And again, verily I say, let mine handmaid aforgive my servant Joseph his trespasses; and then shall she be forgiven her trespasses, wherein she has trespassed against me; and I, the Lord thy God, will bless her, and multiply her, and make her heart to brejoice.
 

2,616 posted on 08/13/2012 11:38:42 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Notary Sojac
If Jesus exists...

HUH?

How can you be on one hand and say "IF" on the other???

2,617 posted on 08/13/2012 11:39:54 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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