I thought I told you to go piss up a rope. If you think I’m going to read through your crazy drivel/diatribe, then you’re crazier that your post makes you look like. Seek the help of a mental health professional immediately. They have a term for women like you, bat $h!t crazy.
It doesn’t matter that you didn’t read it, because I know someone else will.=)
And I swear to you—it wasn’t a bit mean. I practically apologized.
“I thought I told you to go piss up a rope.”
I gotta give you props. This is such a funny phrase, I haven’t heard it in years. It needs to come back into fashion.