It’s tasteless and classless...so it fits in with a lot of the rhetoric on the internet. Jesus certainly would never claim, “I’d hit it.”
Now wait. Let's establish the parameters. Jesus was a carpenter, right?
So just imagine that on his first attempt to nail Jesus to the cross, the associate executioner misses the spike, painfully impacting Jesus' hand instead.
What would our gentle Jesus say in reproof for this error?