[The Lumster]

scientificly proven "theory" Oxymoron Alert!

No such thing. If it's proven then it's not a theory. If it's a theory it's not yet proven.

Evolution is the only government approved religion.

[laxin4him]

I know. I forgot to add the sarcasm to my original post. I thought I corrected it later but I guess not.

[staytrue]

Evolution is the only government approved religion.

I don't see prayer sessions for evolution. I don't "tithing" either. I don't see animal sacrifice, turning toward Mecca to pray, priests, cardinals, etc.

I don't see where priests of evolution granting marriages.

You are very mistaken here.