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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

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THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: bigjoesaddle

it took me a moment to spot the irregularity.

good one!


601 posted on 12/22/2004 4:28:58 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: dansangel

um...

which end is that?


602 posted on 12/22/2004 4:30:28 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: Darksheare

no, no, no... recite the following:

Eius rei Domine
[break]
Dona eius requiem
[break]

and at each [break] thump yourself smartly in the forehead with a plank


603 posted on 12/22/2004 4:34:24 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: King Prout
The top end, *silly*!

I know, I know....it took several minutes of close scrutiny for me to figure it out.

604 posted on 12/22/2004 5:20:38 PM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: dansangel

SOOooooooo

This thing is still going is it?


605 posted on 12/23/2004 5:22:39 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Yep, ya caught me, ya caught the tater)
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To: Armedanddangerous
This thing is still going is it?

It was until *you* posted.

:-)

606 posted on 12/23/2004 5:59:50 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: dansangel

But...why would we still be posting?


607 posted on 12/23/2004 6:00:25 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Yep, ya caught me, ya caught the tater)
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To: Armedanddangerous
But...why would we still be posting?

*Good* question.

Maybe the same reason people slow down to look when there is a really gruesome accident on the other side of the highway? :-)

608 posted on 12/23/2004 9:19:11 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: All; yall



FReepmail me if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

What is this thread all about?

Some guidelines for posting on this thread.

609 posted on 12/30/2004 6:04:53 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || My state governor was stolen!)
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To: All; yall
Undead Thread Guidelines (drafted to keep you and the thread out of trouble):

1. No flame wars. Take them offline or elsewhere.
2. No more than 5 (attempted) posts in a row.
3. Post what you want to say, but don't "pad" to make a big posting. (Admin Mods do not like this.)
4. Remember those on dial-up; no multi-megabyte photos, please.
5. Remember those on very slow dialup; don't load up the Keywords.

610 posted on 12/30/2004 6:05:04 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || My state governor was stolen!)
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To: All; yall; NicknamedBob
ZOT! Because We Can! Part Two!

It’s ZOT! Because we can! Again,
The Undead Thread will rise, and then.
We’ll place another troll below,
Whose gasses make our fireplace glow!

What is this thread about? You ask.
It doesn’t have a single task.
We celebrate an expired troll,
And Viking Kitties on patrol.

He was no noobie we should save,
We zotted fast and paved his grave.
We danced and partied, sang and strolled,
Upon the asphalt we had rolled.

And now a fresh new place to post,
The exploits of our esteemed host,
RKBA, and Viking Kits,
Grape-squishing VIXENs, making hits,

Of enterprise we grew at home,
By-passing any need to roam.
With "Poblachd Saorsa" plus our vats,
Of sweetened grapes getting squishy splats.

We’ve got our comfort zones intact,
Some stay here all year-round, in fact.
Live entertainment has its place,
And telescopes to stare at space.

To let it end we had no heart
And no one here could bear to part,
“We’ll take it with us, when we go!”
Was said, and then we made it so.

Our castle rose up once again,
Up where the air gets somewhat thin,
We brought it all to newer digs,
And brought the prisoners in the brigs.

Our dungeons came along of course,
And all the residents held by force,
Not that we’re into torture, mind,
It’s just some trolls our hunters find.

Some make good servants once they see,
Their life is better here than free.
They are the ones who sweep the halls,
And clean up after Freeper balls.

They muck the stables, stoke the fires,
And anything else the job requires.
They’d rather serve than be set free,
And they’ll ride along when we go to Three.

NicknamedBob . . . December 27, 2004

(See ZOT! Because We Can!)

611 posted on 12/30/2004 6:05:19 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || My state governor was stolen!)
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To: sionnsar

It occurs to me to gaze, with Willie Stargill bemuzed amazement, at the Link you posted in number 609, to post 611.

I did not know you, or anyone, could DO that!


612 posted on 12/30/2004 7:05:32 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: NicknamedBob
LOL! I planned ahead. I have a sheet of paper that notes:

609 Thread ID (root)
610 Guidelines
611 ZOT! Because we can! Part 2
612 (ping)
613 (Last Post)

Obviously I held off on the ping. And if I hadn't messed up one element of the URLs, those links would have worked.

613 posted on 12/30/2004 7:09:39 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || My state governor was stolen!)
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To: sionnsar
However, in recognition of the fact that apparently you can ... I hereby propose a toast to the last post of the Undead Thread.

Who would have guessed that it would be that person?

614 posted on 12/30/2004 7:12:20 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: sionnsar

LOL wow I missed this one!


615 posted on 12/30/2004 7:19:05 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: sionnsar
Did I do that?

I'm so happy I could jump for joy!


616 posted on 12/30/2004 7:21:21 PM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close and safe.)
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To: sionnsar

Hey! It's like adding a room to your house..........Wait. That would mean the other room is full of junk so you can't use it. Nevermind.


617 posted on 12/30/2004 7:21:39 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (Mother of the 3 Darks *sigh*)
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To: sionnsar

A ZOT! thread with over 64,000 replies! That has to be an all-time record.


618 posted on 12/30/2004 7:22:24 PM PST by Brett66 (W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
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To: hk409

619 posted on 12/30/2004 7:25:31 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: sionnsar
I love what you've done with the place! The curtains are especially nice!
620 posted on 12/30/2004 7:28:54 PM PST by OSHA (The only thing better than ZOTTING trolls is WHINER whompin!)
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