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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Thanks!


5,221 posted on 01/10/2005 4:37:20 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: NicknamedBob
I'm as sober as a judge who doesn't live in California.

You wouldn't be talking about this one?

Re-Elect Bobbe Bridge; Endorsed by Seattle's Finest!

"A sobering choice." Seattle Post-Intelligencer

"Two breaths of fresh air - one  0.219 percent and the other 0.227 percent." Seattle Times

"At least she doesn't cut down her neighbors' trees." Mayor Greg Nickels

"Slurred speech, very red and watery eyes and stank of alcohol." Seattle Police Department


5,222 posted on 01/10/2005 4:57:58 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I'll be a 51 year old geezer.

Youngster.

5,223 posted on 01/10/2005 4:59:32 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: NicknamedBob
another draft of Guinness.

SHouldn't that be "draught"?

5,224 posted on 01/10/2005 5:00:50 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: sionnsar
Last Post?


5,225 posted on 01/10/2005 5:04:34 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: sionnsar
"Shouldn't that be "draught"?"

You are correct. I confess.

You caft me.

5,226 posted on 01/10/2005 5:06:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: BJClinton

Thank you for this post. It was the best laugh I've had in a week!


5,227 posted on 01/10/2005 5:08:35 PM PST by Genesis defender (No one ever says "Boy, I sure wish I had prayed less today".)
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To: timpad
20-7 Bears, but the comeback was on. Final score, 21-20 Vikings, 10/4/92.

I had a clipping of the sports page posted in my room for 5 years after that. It just reminded me of how much the Bears sucked.

5,228 posted on 01/10/2005 5:14:05 PM PST by Genesis defender (No one ever says "Boy, I sure wish I had prayed less today".)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!


5,229 posted on 01/10/2005 5:17:29 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: sionnsar



FReepmail me if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

What is this thread all about?

Some guidelines for posting on this thread.

5,230 posted on 01/10/2005 5:18:49 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || seattlesucks.com)
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To: Genesis defender

Same here.


5,231 posted on 01/10/2005 5:21:44 PM PST by BJClinton (65,535)
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To: NicknamedBob

Can I just have a diet coke with a twist of lemon and go rafting in the river of beer later?


5,232 posted on 01/10/2005 5:33:35 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

just as I'm drifting off to lalaland, too.

the timing... it is never our ally...


5,233 posted on 01/10/2005 5:33:58 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; Conspiracy Guy; ...

a kitty question:
anyone here ever had or heard of a cat who sheds honest-to-Mod tears of pleasure at being picked up and pet by her owner (staff) when he returns home from work?

Mollie seems to do this, and it puzzles me.


5,234 posted on 01/10/2005 5:36:21 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: King Prout

Awwwwww


5,235 posted on 01/10/2005 5:37:06 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: King Prout

My kitty runs to the door to meet me when I start turning the key, and loves to be picked up, but I can't see I've ever seen her shed tears of happiness at being loved.

It must be your animal magnetism, King.


5,236 posted on 01/10/2005 5:41:47 PM PST by AQGeiger (RKBA Royal Enumerator of the Leguminous Stockpile, Wielder of the Enchanted Endoscope of Justice.)
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To: cyborg

never known a cat to cry.

this cat is WIERD little kitty

'nite!


5,237 posted on 01/10/2005 5:41:51 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: AQGeiger

must be :)

'nite, AQ!


5,238 posted on 01/10/2005 5:42:29 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: BJClinton

Are you really the Great Stainmaker?

Don't lie!

And what were you doing in the WH with your pants down and that Jewish princess, besides the cigars theng?


5,239 posted on 01/10/2005 5:45:28 PM PST by not-a-neocon
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To: sionnsar

Hi everyone!

Did DC get that 5,000th post last night?


5,240 posted on 01/10/2005 5:46:45 PM PST by not-a-neocon
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