"I lurk; therefore, I am."
"To spam is human; to lurk, divine."
"Better to have lurked and lost, than to never have lurked at all."
"He posted in a lurky-jerky fashion...."
"Does your lurking lose its flavor on the cyber-bedpost overnight?"
You'd better move away,Apologies to Waylon Jennings.
You're standin' too close to the flame.
Once I mess with your mind,
Your little heart won't beat the same.
Lord, I'm a lurkin' man,
Don't mess around with any ol' lurkin' man.