Because 1) it hasn't been that long since your side totally controlled this argument at gunpoint and 2) I want science as it is currently understood taught in science classrooms on my dime, since I don't want my nieces and nephews to grow up to be houseboys in Chinese mansions in the Hollywood hills.
Houseboys in Chinese mansions?????
Next you'll tell me that Blue Staters are smarter than Red Staters.