Holy sh!t . . . I'm pissin' my pants, I'm laughing so hard at that one. LOL!!!
I was walking past the restaurant/bar next to the Chicago Hyatt tonight. Couldn't figure out why everyone inside and even outside looking in the windows was glued to the screen. Looked in myself, and saw the melee on the TV. Definitely had everyone's attention. Kinda like the gawkers craning their necks at a traffic accident...