[depressed in 06]

Whopper’s are not new to Sniffer.

[blackdog]

Trump sitting in a courtroom just may end Joe Biden. Joe has never been out so much. Keeping him HAF on amphetamines and on the move is gonna stroke him out.

[kiryandil]

Biden claims he "got arrested standing on the porch with a Black family"

What The Tater MEANT to say was that he cornered Ashley "Daughter With Benefits" Biden in the shower when she was a little girl, with Doc Jilly Vanilli listening outside...

[Drawsing]

Reminds me of Jimmy Carter doing an interview for Playboy magazine. (I think maybe Trump did this also, but way before he thought about being president). Anyway I find this kind of thing disgusting - this nauseating desire to be seen as “with-it - cool - edgy!!” “Look at me - I’m talking to an edgy celebrity!! And I’m wearing my aviator shades!! Does anybody here want to see me do some push-ups!!”

Yuk.

[mass55th]

From the 1979 Steve Martin movie "The Jerk":

Navin R. Johnson: "Huh? I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi..."

[Political Junkie Too]

Were they at least clean and articulate people?

-J

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

It’s TRUE. TRUMP was arrested on that same porch.

[kawhill]

I think Joe’s brain has deteriorated to the extent that this song is running on a continuous loop in his mind, what’s left of it:

[Verse 1]
Who’s the leader of the club
That’s made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

[Verse 2]
Hey there, hi there, ho there
You’re as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

[Chorus]
Mickey Mouse! (Donald Duck!)
Mickey Mouse! (Donald Duck!)
Forever let us hold our banner high
High! High! High!

[Verse 3]
Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

[Bridge]
Mickey Mouse club, Mickey Mouse club
We’ll have fun, we’ll meet new faces
We’ll do things and we’ll go places
All around the world we’re marching

[BradyLS]

Did they trade aviator glasses?

[BradyLS]

Biden claims he "got arrested standing on the porch with a Black family" during the civil rights movement.

Was he threatening them with injury? A good reason for his mom to tell him not to go there.