Salamander
Since Oct 8, 2001

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My Dobermanns

Welcome to my profile.

I hope you're gonna like it.

I hope you're gonna feel like you belong.

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Let us always remember this great day of ZOT celebration!:

To: Chet 99

Get a life, ah. Zot!

posted on Saturday, November 06, 2010 2:27:37 AM by Jim Robinson

Retread Update!

On June 11, 2011, Chet 99 [posing as Jim 726] once *again* took a wild ride on the Lightning Bolt Express!

There IS a God!

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Sometimes it feels like...some MODS are watchin' me....

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WELCOME TO THE LAIR OF THE SALAMANDER

ALICE COOPER FOR PRESIDENT 2012

Paint on my cruel or happy face.
Hide me behind it.
It takes me inside another place
Where no one can find it.

Alice looks and points right at me during "Poison"

First, he points at hubby and screams "She's POISON!"

And then turns his terrifying gaze upon *me"!

Eeeeeeeek!


Search & Win

"Liberalism is an infirmity that gives psychotics identity"

"SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS"

Recommended reading:
"Lincoln Unmasked" and "The Real Lincoln" by Thomas J. DiLorenzo

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IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
JULY 4, 1776-NOVEMBER 4, 2008

And here we...go.

TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1699

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Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?

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"Post Tenebras Lux"

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"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels, unawares."
[Hebrews 13:2]

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Carpe Jugulum

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The best band you never heard of

Functionless art is simply tolerated vandalism.
We are the vandals.
(Peter Steele of Type O Negative)

Artist in many mediums.
Photography nut since my teen years, now into "digital" and video.
Computer fiend. Photoshop fanatic.
Devout "hillbilly", happily married to a magnificent man who is ~truly~ a gift from God.

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Ulster Irish, Scots, Welsh & Danish.

[Which means I am genetically programmed to get roaring drunk, start a fight, be too cheap to pay for the drinks, write a sad poem about the experience and then sack and pillage the bar]

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Lifelong resident of the beautiful Appalachians of western MD, where my ancestors have lived for hundreds of years.

Warning!
Some think me EVIL, MEAN & NASTY CRAZY CREEPY WARPED SEMI-DARK YET WHIMSICAL! AN INSULT TO TINFOIL ASEXUAL refreshingly unique and delightfully obscure delightfully diabolical and devilishly darling very creative (in a dark kind of way!).

[adjectives subject to frequent change, depending on whom I've most recently p*ssed off and/or amused].....;]

I AM -NOT- A GUY, DAMMIT! LOL!

When nobody's looking, I become Alice Cooper.

Cogito Ergo Perplexum.

Esse Est Percipi

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Alice Cooper:

The Godfather of "Goth"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL3iywOkm7s

Hallowe'en parties are supposed to be fun but hubby looks like he's enjoying it a little *too* much!

"Non Timetis Messer"

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Call me Desdinova
Eternal light
These gravely digs of mine
Will surely prove a sight
And don't forget my Dog
Fixed and consequent.



For this fantastic night was billed
As nothing less than the end of an age
A last crusade
A final outrage
In this day of flaccid plumage
And there was worn no cloth but leather
Made supple by years of stinging cinders

It's the nexus of the crisis
And the origin of storms
Just the place to hopelessly
Encounter time and then came me...

I am the Lizard King Queen.
I can do anything.

Note to the humor-impaired:
This page contains subliminal sarcasm.

Do not read if you are allergic to nuts.

"Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not"

THE SECRET OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING:


THERE IS NO DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.
ACTUALLY, IT'S ALL DARK.

The Low Rider

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The new Night Train

[Yes, with only 100 pounds straddling 95 inches, it *will* come off the ground]

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Click it!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Xst8zBjzec

Rockin' and Rollin'

Moonbat

[BLOODY VIKINGS!]

Smile when you meet me.

[because I'm always heavily armed]....:)

I see my profile and I want to Paint It Black

Text all in creepy green

But my profile has turned black

[Courtesy of my beloved Shibumi]

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Gardens of Nocturne, forbidden delight
Reins of steel and it’s all right.

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I came here willingly
And I will go down valiantly.
We made a vow to give it all we had to give
We made a vow to die as we had lived.

I love the night
The day is OK and the sun can be fun
But I live to see those rays slip
away

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Odhinn at 7 months

ODHINN AT 8 MONTHS

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Yeah, it's ALL about ME.

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SEMPER FIDELIS

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"We sleep peacefully in our beds foxholes because rough men dogs stand ready to do violence on our behalf."

The Dobermann on the memorial is Kurt, the first dog to die on Guam, after he silently alerted his platoon of 250 soldiers to a hidden enemy machine gun nest, thereby saving all of their lives.

Kurt and his handler were seriously wounded.

The handler survived but Kurt succumbed to his injuries at 3AM that night.

Semper Fi, Kurt.

War Dog Tribute

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Pessimystic

Don't need a crystal ball

For me to see clearly

No astrology or Tarot cards

Watch and see an end

And holding my breath

To face the day

Scares me to death

I'm pessimystic

I'm so fatalistic

I'm pessimystic

I don't believe a thing

I'm pessimystic

I'm so nihlistic

I'm pessimystic

For what tomorrow brings

I can't hear a word you say

So shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

I like being sick this way

So shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

Everybody's mind is badly infected

Everybody feeds the parasite

Everything is dark so why not accept it?

Everything is far more black than white

I'm pessimystic

I'm so fatalistic

I'm pessimystic

I don't believe a thing

I'm pessimystic

I'm so pissed-off-istic

I'm pessimystic

Of what tomorrow brings

I can't hear a word you say

So shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

I like feeling sick this way

So shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

I'm pessimystic

I'm so fatalistic

I'm pessimystic

I don't believe a thing

I'm pessimystic

I'm so nihlistic

I'm pessimystic

Of what tomorrow brings

So shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

SHUT UP!

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Custom animal portraits done. FReepmail me

There's nothing more to see.

Go away.....:)

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Wow.
You still here?
Okay.




You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth
Until you learn to lie
You can't breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh when you're the joke
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?
I know some things that you don't
I've done things that you won't
There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
I was waiting for my hearse
What came next was so much worse
It took a funeral to make me feel alive
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Spider (male Fire Ball Python)

Bella Hypo BCI

BJ het Albino Jeff Gee BCI

Bob Pastel BCI

Eva Marie Snake Possible Super Hypo Jungle BCI

Veronica Kahl Albino BCI

Kelly Pastel Ball Python



Brutal Planet
We're spinning round on this ball of hate
There's no parole, there's no great escape
We're sentenced here until the end of days
And then my brother there's a price to pay
We're only human, we were born to die
Without the benefit of reason why
We live for pleasure - to be satisfied
And now it's over there's no place to hide
Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to
"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)
It's such a brutal planet
It's such a living hell
It was a holy garden
That's right where Adam fell
It's where the bite was taken
It's where we chose to sin
It's where we first were naked
This is where our death begins
We took advice from that deceiving snake
He said don't worry it's a piece of cake
And sent us swimming in a burning lake
Now we're abandoned here for heaven's sake
Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to
"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)
Here's where we keep the armies
Here's where we write their names
Here's where the money god is
Here's our famous hall of shame
Here's where we starve the hungry
Here's where we cheat the poor
Here's where we beat the children
Here is where we pay the whore
Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to
"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)
Right here we stoned the prophets
Built idols out of mud
Right here we fed the lions
Christian flesh and Christian blood
Down here is where we hung ya
Upon an ugly cross
Over there we filled the ovens
Right here the holocaust

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