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FEARLESS PREDICTION 2016 EDITION (Date: April 5, 2015)

Faced with a faltering campaign, Hillary Clinton will pull a page out of
former NJ Governor Jim McGreevey’s playbook and declare that “My truth is
that I am a Gay American”

The beauty of this strategy is that she, at a stroke, dispenses with all of
her negatives. If she has been secretive, it is because she was closeted.
If she is awkward around real people, it is because she feared they would
see through her façade. If she destroyed 30,000 government emails, it is
because she did not want to be discovered. If her husband is a philanderer…
well, he can hardly be blamed, given the circumstances.

We can expect to see Chelsea run through the Seven Stages in record time.
We will able to see Chelsea work through disbelief, denial, bargaining,
guilt, anger, depression, and acceptance on Live TV over an intense two-week
period. The nation will be gripped by the drama. Finally, when Chelsea
accepts her mother, we will all be expected to fall in line. Anybody
who does not vote for Hillary will be a bigot.

We should be seeing signs of the upcoming drama over the next few months.

Here is my best guess of the timeline:

April 2015 – Rumors about Hillary’s sexuality will begin appearing in the press.

June 2015 – Events that seem to support the rumors will begin appearing.
A misplaced hotel room key here… a rumpled outfit there… nothing
definite, but enough to get the tongues wagging.

July 2015 – Bimbo Eruption #1. This will be somebody associated with
Hillary, but fairly distant. It will be a social contact, and not a fellow
worker, to avoid any problems with sexual harassment in the workplace.
Probably somebody from her college or grad school days. Kind of a
“One time in Band Camp” kind of thing.

September 2015 – Some Idiot Republican is not going to be able to contain
himself and is going to step in it. This will be immediately followed by
weeks of witch-hunts, where every Republican in the country will be required
to certify on a stack of Bibles that they absolutely do not think that Hillary
is a homosexual.

October 2015 - Bimbo Eruption #2 - This will be somebody closer to Hillary, a
subordinate, with a whiff of sexual harrassment about it.

October/November 2015 – Huma Abedin will be banished from the inner
circle after a rumor, attributed to anonymous sources in the Hillary
Campaign, alleges a long-time romantic entanglement with Hillary. This
rumor will appear simultaneously with another glamor photo story about Huma
in Vanity Fair.

Friday, December 4, 2015 – Hillary opens a nationwide press conference with
the following words: “My Truth is that I am a Gay American…”

November 2016 - In the ensuing moral panic Hillary Clinton is elected President
of the United States.

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You can watch Global Warming fraud happening in Real Time, using only an accurate thermometer and you smart phone.

Simply locate an accurate thermometer in an appropriate location, out of direct sunlight and away from any obvious sorces of heat, like black pavement, a chimney or air conditioning condensing unit.

Then open the weather app on your smart phone and compare it to the temperature on your thermometer. Chances are, the temperature on your phone will be 2-3 degrees F higher than the temperature on your thermometer. This will be true, day after day.

Then, as you go about your daily business, every time you see a thermometer, check the temperature of that location on your smart phone against the thermometer. You will see that the smart phone is again, 2-3 degrees F higher, in location after location.

The number on your smart phone is coming from an official weather station in your area, and this is the data used to "confirm" that global warming is happening. This data is wrong. It is consistently biased high.

The fraud is happening at the very lowest level.

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Gun Control Haiku: Say "Confiscation", / And they call you paranoid. / So say "Privacy".

I don't give them Hell / I tell the truth about them / And they think it's Hell" -- Harry Truman

If you have a Right / To the service I provide / I must be your Slave

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!

What we've got here is ... failure to communicate

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Martin Niemöller Revisited (Stolen from The Sacred Cow Slaughtrhouse)

First they came for the blacks, and I spoke up because it was wrong, even though I'm not black.

Then they came for the gays, and I spoke up, even though I'm not gay.

Then they came for the Muslims, and I spoke up, because it was wrong, even though I'm not a Muslim

When they came for illegal aliens, I spoke up, even though I'm US born

Then they came for the pornographers, rebels and dissenters and their speech and flag burning, and I spoke up, because rights are not only for the establishment.

Then they came for the gun owners, and you liberal turds threw me under the bus, even though I'd done nothing wrong.

So when they come to put you on the train, don't come crying to me.

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Haiku Guy's Principle of Government Boondoggles:

Any government program that has broad public support based on strong emotional appeal will become a wasteful boondoggle as sharp operators move in to exploit the public willingness to throw money at the program. The more powerful the appeal, the bigger the boondoggle.

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Robert Conquest's Three Laws of Politics:

1. Everyone is conservative about what he knows best.

2. Any organization not explicitly right-wing sooner or later becomes left-wing.

3. The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.

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Winston Churchill on When to Fight:

Still, if you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than live as slaves.

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The Gods of the Copybook Headings

AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

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The Takeover of the Democratic Party:

Admit the Problem.
Republicans are weasels.
We know this for sure.

The question is, what do we do about it? Our problem is that the Democrats have ideological conformity and the Republicans do not. So the Republicans lose to the Democrats on ideological grounds, over and over again.

The two possible solutions are to A)Enforce Ideological Conformity on the Repubicans or B)Introduce Ideological Diversity to the Democrats.

Now, we have been trying to herd the Republican cats down the Conservative road for generations, and it just ain't working. Politicians are feckless weenies who will stab us all in the back at a moment's notice for slight political advantage. We can keep on trying to do the same thing, but we will probably get the same result.

The Democrats, on the other hand, have a huge disconnect between their ideology and their voter base. Most Democrats hate Obamacare and Trillion Dollar deficits and confiscatory taxation as much as the Republicans do. They recognize that the government is out of control, and they want to restore balance and traditional American values.

This leaves an opening for ideological Conservatives to win races in the Democratic Party. Certainly they will be able to steal primaries in heavily Republican Congressional Districts, which are not vigorously contested. Then they can challenge the sitting feckless RINOs from the Right!

If there were ten or fifteen Conservative small-government Democrats in the House of Representatives, it would be a whole new ballgame. Battles could be fought on an ideological basis instead of on strict party loyalty. And if the arguments are ideological, Conservatives win.