Since Mar 2, 2012

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 Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.

 Incoming fire always has the right of way.

 Kimber 1911 .45cal ACP: I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

 The four boxes used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo. Use in that order.

 Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

 Crazy like a cat hopped-up on coffee, in a roomful of curtains. Yikes.

 You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.

 Some days you're the windshield, and some days you're just the bug.

 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 How does 1-lb of peanut butter fudge turn into 10-lbs on your butt?

 It's nice to be king: What I say goes, whether it makes sense or not.

 We're not all there; that's why we're here.

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.