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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,

 Jesus Christ and the American Military.

One died for your soul;  the other for your freedom.



When God made Police Officers...
     When the Lord was creating police officers, he was into his sixth day of
     overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of
     fiddling around on this one."


     And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this order?  
     A police officer has to be able to run five miles through alleys in the  
     dark, scale walls, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and
     not wrinkle his uniform.
     "He has to be able to sit in an undercover car all day on a stakeout,
     cover a homicide scene that night, canvass the neighborhood for
     witnesses, and testify in court the next day.


     "He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black  
     coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands."  
     The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands... no


     "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "it's
     the three pairs of eyes an officer has to have."  
     "That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.  
     The Lord nodded. One pair that sees through a bulge in a pocket before he

        asks, "May I see what's in there, sir?" (When he already knows and wishes he'd taken that accounting job.)

     "Another pair here in the side of his head  for his partners' safety.
     And another pair of eyes here in front that can look reassuringly at
     a bleeding victim and say, 'You'll be all right  ma'am, when he knows
     it isn't so."
     "Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve, "rest and work on this tomorrow."


     "I can't," said the Lord, "I already have a model that can talk a 250
     pound  drunk into a patrol car without incident and feed a family of five on a
     civil service paycheck."  
     The angel circled the model of the police officer very slowly, "Can it
     think?" she asked.  
     "You bet," said the Lord. "It can tell you the elements of a hundred
     crimes; recite Miranda warnings in its sleep; detain, investigate, search,
     and arrest a gang member on the street in less time than it takes five
     learned judges to debate the legality of the stop... and still it keeps its
     sense of humor.  
     This officer also has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with
     crime scenes painted in hell, coax a confession from a child abuser, comfort a
     murder victim's family, and then read in the daily paper how law
     enforcement isn't sensitive to the rights of criminal suspects."
     Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the  
     police officer. "There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you that you
     were trying to put too much into this model."  
     "That's not a leak," said the lord, "it's a tear."
     "What's the tear for?" asked the angel.


     "It's for bottled-up emotions, for fallen comrades, for commitment to
     that funny piece of cloth called the American flag, for justice."    
     "You're a genius," said the angel.
     The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there," he said.  





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