John Kerry is hot. It’s not what you’ve been hearing, I know, but it’s true. The man’s a stud. He’s old enough to be my father (technically, he’s old enough to be my grandfather—he just happens to be sixty, the same as my dad), so I can’t honestly say that he gets my heart a-racin’ the way that, say, Johnny Depp does. But if I were an older and checking out prospects in the political world, where men of power and import reside, John Kerry would be at the top of my list. He does things, like kite surfing, that...