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  • Saying "Hillary has a body double" makes us look really stoopid.

    09/11/2016 5:54:24 PM PDT · by Regurgitated · 63 replies
    09-11-2016 | me
    Hillary body double? Please. Yes, stoopid is spelled correctly. Why isn't anyone asking where Huma was during all this Hillary mess during 9-11? Was she at Weiner's?
  • Cancer Patient Forced To Remove Hat at Nashville Restaurant

    12/17/2013 4:03:34 AM PST · by SoFloFreeper · 281 replies
    News Channel 5 ^ | 12/16/13 | Jason Lamb
    Morton's The Steakhouse, a high-end restaurant chain, is responding after a firestorm of complaints on social media about how it treated a cancer patient dining at its Nashville location over the weekend. A man undergoing chemotherapy treatments says he was asked to take off his hat because it violated the restaurant's dress code. Robert Chambers says he put on a beanie to keep him warm --combating the side effects of his chemotherapy treatments. Chambers says a waitress then told him to take off the hat because it was against dress code. After explaining that Chambers had cancer, a manager came...
  • Lib Who Berated Chick-Fil-A Girl Fired

    08/02/2012 3:21:10 PM PDT · by marcbold · 48 replies
    Creative Minority Report ^ | 8-2-12 | Pat Archbold
    Ooopsies. Maybe filming yourself being a complete jerk to a poor innocent young woman is not the best idea. Adam Smith, the jerk from the video we posted earlier today, has been fired from his job as CFO of Vante. TUCSON, AZ--(Marketwire - Aug 2, 2012) - The following is a statement from Vante: Vante regrets the unfortunate events that transpired yesterday in Tucson between our former CFO/Treasurer Adam Smith and an employee at Chick-fil-A. Effective immediately, Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of our company. The actions of Mr. Smith do not reflect our corporate values in any...
  • Barack Obama makes Falklands gaffe by calling Malvinas the Maldives (Dumb and Dumberer)

    04/16/2012 11:56:26 AM PDT · by tcrlaf · 80 replies
    UK Telegraph ^ | 4-16-12 | Jonathan Gilber
    Barack Obama made an uncharacteristic error, more akin to those of his predecessor George W Bush, by referring to the Falkland Islands as the Maldives. President Obama erred during a speech at the Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia, when attempting to call the disputed archipelago by its Spanish name. Instead of saying Malvinas, however, Mr Obama referred to the islands as the Maldives, a group of 26 atolls off that lie off the South coast of India.
  • 'I am really scared': Family lost in corn maze calls 911 for help

    10/12/2011 1:38:31 PM PDT · by bgill · 118 replies ^ | Oct. 12, 2011 |
    A Massachusetts family got the Halloween scare of a lifetime by getting lost inside a dark and creepy Salem-area corn maze and had to call 911 for rescue. Danvers police say they got a call of distress from a mother of two about 6:32 p.m. Monday. The woman alerted the 911 operator of their situation in the Connors Farm in Danvers, a short distance from Salem... He said a Danvers police with a tracking dog quickly plunged into the depths of the maze with a farm manager to search for the disoriented dad, mom and two young kids. Within a...
  • False Alarm, Evacuation at Capitol; Senator Arrested [SATIRE]

    08/12/2010 10:05:56 AM PDT · by Pan_Yan · 24 replies
    My Twisted Little Brain | August 12, 2010 | Pan_Yan
    Washington- The Capitol was briefly evacuated this morning when a fire alarm pull station was activated on the senate floor after an argument amongst the South Carolina delegation. Senator Lindsey Graham (REPUBLICAN) was later arrested by Capitol Police in a bed room at John McCain's (REPUBLICAN) nearby town home and charged with the false alarm. Unnamed sources present on the floor at the time say Senators Graham (REPUBLICAN) and Jim DeMint (REPUBLICAN) were having a heated discussion over Graham's recent vote in favor of Elaine Kagan’s successful nomination to the United States Supreme Court, as well as his general squishiness....
  • Pig Bowl Players Tackle Burglar, Officials Say

    01/04/2010 5:26:47 PM PST · by steveo · 2 replies · 252+ views ^ | 01-04-10 | KCRA-3
    Officials said members of the Sacramento County Sheriff's Department's football team -- who were practicing Monday for the upcoming Pig Bowl -- tackled a burglar. The football players were practicing at Foothill High School in Sacramento at the time. Sgt. Tim Curran said at least one burglar was captured and handcuffed by one of the football players, who's a deputy. That deputy got handcuffs from an officer who had arrived at the field, Curran said.
  • 'Tree surfer' slams into parked car, injures head

    12/29/2009 11:57:36 AM PST · by steveo · 40 replies · 1,541+ views
    Sacramento Bee ^ | 12-29-09 | AP
    SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. -- Orange County sheriff's deputies say a man riding a Christmas tree being dragged behind an SUV slammed into a parked car and was hospitalized with head injuries.

    02/04/2009 7:07:43 AM PST · by Joiseydude · 82 replies · 3,809+ views
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  • Chicago Public School district to close at least 20 schools (Hussein's pick - Arne Duncan)

    12/23/2008 11:48:04 PM PST · by Libloather · 11 replies · 1,026+ views
    Chicago Public Radio ^ | 12/22/08 | Linda Lutton
    CPS to close at least 20 schoolsProduced by Linda Lutton on Monday, December 22, 2008 The Chicago Public School district is planning on shutting down at least 20 schools. A group of Chicago teachers is calling for a moratorium on school closings. School closings have become an annual ritual in Chicago. District spokesman David Pickens: PICKENS: In schools that are performing poorly, we feel we have an obligation to do something dramatic to turn those schools around. Last week, president elect Barack Obama praised schools chief Arne Duncan for his willingness to close struggling schools and start new ones in...
  • Editorial: Don't throw away your vote by going with McCain or Obama

    10/23/2008 9:04:39 AM PDT · by rabscuttle385 · 237 replies · 2,565+ views
    I have many Republican friends who are disgusted that I'm voting third party this election year. They believe stopping Barack Obama from becoming president outweighs all else. Meanwhile, I have many Democrat friends who are equally disgusted; for them, seeing John McCain defeated is more important than who wins. They are all wasting their votes. Imagine a reckless teenager who constantly runs up his parents' credit cards, smashes the family car every Friday night, is failing in school, and has serious drinking and drug problems. Now imagine that no matter how reckless and dangerous that teenager became, his parents believed...
  • Don Shula is a Whiner CryBaby

    12/30/2007 7:59:15 AM PST · by beebuster2000 · 35 replies · 225+ views
    vanity cry for help | december 30, 2007 | beebuster2000
    What a whiner and crybaby old man is Don Shula. I mean really Don, get over it. No matter how good the Patriots do in 2007-2008 it doesnt effect how good you were. You are still as good as you were before the "perfect season" of the Pats. You are embarassing yourself and football generally by your whining about spygate, etc. PS: If your best team ever played the 2007 Pats, you would lose by 50-3. At least.
  • Huckabee: Bhutto assassination 'changes the world'

    12/28/2007 9:50:15 AM PST · by Dane · 58 replies · 98+ views
    Baltimore Sun ^ | Deember 28, 2007 | John Chase
    Huckabee: Bhutto assassination 'changes the world' by John Chase DES MOINES -- The day after Benazir Bhutto’s assassination, Republican Mike Huckabee said Friday that the killing “changes the world” by adding a new level or turmoil to the Middle East and raises concerns about terrorist attacks on America. “The assassination of Bhutto I think creates not only new heightened tensions there but it reminds us just how delicate that situation is,” the former Arkansas governor said during an interview Friday morning on KCCI-TV. “If you think about Pakistan, that’s where if we have another terrorist attack, it’s going to be...
  • Stolen ATM leads cops to Loomis and suspects (beeber device inside machine alert)

    07/06/2006 2:19:34 PM PDT · by steveo · 25 replies · 1,216+ views
    Sacramento Bee ^ | 07-06-06 | Art Campos
    The doormat to the Loomis home on James Drive reads "Come Back With a Search Warrant." Placer County sheriff's detectives did just that Wednesday as they arrested four men and recovered a 3,000-pound ATM that had been stolen from Cal Expo hours before. Sgt. Brian Whigam said the culprits took the machine to the Loomis home and used a sledgehammer, a pry bar and an acetylene torch to get the machine open -- all to no avail. "There was a large amount of cash inside, but they never got any of it," he said.
  • ZOT this Fashist!

    02/08/2006 12:53:07 PM PST · by fingerlakestennesee · 197 replies · 7,796+ views
    In this war freedom should come first not after! In New Hampshire the Motto is Live free or Die! I don't need Bush spying on law abiding americans and taking our freedoms. Anyone who surrenders a square inch of freedom to the government in the name of saftey is a traitor and should be treated like one! Let the Bush Fashists all drop dead! Filthy Commys! LET FREEDOM RING!
  • 2006 Predictions

    12/30/2005 1:27:45 PM PST · by wny · 21 replies · 563+ views
    January-The Alito nomination dies in committee. Arlen Specter (Idiot-PA) votes "not proven" February-Senate Republicans call off their ten year search for their spine. and Michael Moore combine websites. MORON.ORG debuts to rave reviews from Barbra Streisand. April-Al Gore finds a box of ballots. Claims victory. May-Howard Dean goes insane. No one notices. May-Unemployment rate drops to 1%. Unemployment offices close. NY Times decries cuts in government programs that help the unemployed.
  • Obituary

    11/29/2005 5:07:36 AM PST · by 08morganl · 4 replies · 344+ views
    Redneck World Magazine | 2004
    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. he will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isnt always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (dont spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting stategies (adults, not kids, are...
  • Davie rape suspect caught after he forced victim to write him check

    10/23/2005 5:18:26 AM PDT · by BIRDS · 11 replies · 238+ views
    Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | October 21, 2005 | BIRDS
    Davie -- Police say a man who broke into an apartment and raped a woman at gunpoint Wednesday night was so brash he forced his victim to write him a check for $1,400 -- in his own name. Officers arrested Anthony R. Roberts minutes after the crime at a check-cashing store two miles from his victim's home...(MORE) ..."One minute he is on a crime spree," Bamford said, "and then next minute he is confessing, `Yeah, I did an armed home invasion,' like it was nothing. "That's life in prison in Florida," Bamford continued, "even without the sexual battery." READ THE...
  • Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices

    03/09/2005 4:51:44 PM PST · by My Favorite Headache · 77 replies · 3,135+ views
    AP ^ | 5-9-05
    Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices Father Found Lying Dead On Futon March 9, 2005 TOKYO -- A Japanese man and his two sisters were worried something might be wrong with dad. And they were right. The old man had been dead for nearly a decade. Police questioned the three elderly siblings Tuesday, after the decomposing body of their father was found lying on a futon bed in the family's home. Police said the man's children thought he was still alive, but became worried lately and consulted a relative. Police said judging by the condition...
  • New York Electors Did Not Vote for John F. Kerry: Certificate of Vote, US National Archives

    12/20/2004 6:37:45 PM PST · by Mike Fieschko · 86 replies · 5,958+ views
    U.S. National Archives and Records Administration ^ | Dec 13, 2004 | Electoral College, State of New York
    Site has jpg of New York Electoral College Certificate of Vote. Page Three has 31 votes for President going to John L. Kerry of Massachusetts.
  • ZOT! Freerepublic Is The Most Cowardly, Unfree Site In The Universe!

    10/29/2004 6:28:28 AM PDT · by georgerichard · 146 replies · 2,806+ views
    I myself, Freepers! | georgerichard
    This is not a vanity post, it is the plain truth. As 'flagthefly' I posted a link to a BBC article about an investigation by the most respected medical magazine in the world, which had some unpleasant things to say about the real number of dead in Iraq. My thread got pulled after 2 replies. This has changed my opinion on this site by 180 degrees for now. Why is it not possible to post a link to news about an independent scientific investigation? If this counts as 'freedom', then I'd like to be jailed forever, that would be a...
  • I need help with my turn page paper on the collapse of communism

    04/30/2004 10:13:23 AM PDT · by johnmartineu · 381 replies · 5,673+ views
    myself | 4/30 | johnmartineu, author of the NY Times bestseller, "kittens ripped my turn page paper"
    Hi! My name is John Martineu. Im 18 and a student of Dover high School in Dover Delaware. I have been assigned a final term project. We are to do a 20 page turn paper on different subjects. I am doing one on the collapse of communism. Since you coservatives know alot about this, I was wondering if you could help me out. First Id like to know what communism is and how it is different from socialism? Second I would also like to know about why Russia collapsed. Third could you tell me why you refer to certain people...
  • Passwords revealed by sweet deal

    04/20/2004 11:55:02 AM PDT · by Russian Sage · 18 replies · 335+ views
    BBC ^ | Tuesday, 20 April, 2004, 01:44 GMT 02:44 UK
    Passwords revealed by sweet deal More than 70% of people would reveal their computer password in exchange for a bar of chocolate, a survey has found. It also showed that 34% of respondents volunteered their password when asked without even needing to be bribed. A second survey found that 79% of people unwittingly gave away information that could be used to steal their identity when questioned. Security firms predict that the lax security practices will fuel a British boom in online identity theft. Security shock The survey on passwords was carried out for the Infosecurity Europe trade show due...
  • David Crosby Arrested on Marijuana, Gun Charges

    03/06/2004 2:46:35 PM PST · by Thebaddog · 15 replies · 223+ views
    AP ^ | Mar 6, 2004 | Donna De La Cruz
    Musician David Crosby was arrested on marijuana and gun possession charges early Saturday at a Times Square hotel, hours after earning a standing ovation at a New Jersey concert, police said. Crosby, 62, a two-time inductee to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, was arrested at 1 a.m. at the DoubleTree Suites Hotel with an ounce of marijuana, a .45-caliber handgun and a knife in his possession, police said. The singer had performed Friday night with his band, CPR, at a Wayne, N.J., college. One night earlier, they had played at the B.B. King Blues Club in Manhattan.
  • Mother taking son to school arrested after CHP chase

    01/19/2004 7:09:38 AM PST · by steveo · 68 replies · 240+ views
    Sacrabento Bee ^ | 01-17-2004 | Associated Press
    <p>POWAY, Calif (AP) - A mother rushing to get her son to school in San Diego County was arrested and jailed after a chase by the California Highway Patrol.</p> <p>The 10-minute pursuit Friday morning ended outside Del Mar Pines School with the arrest of Stacy L. Taylor for investigation of evading arrest and child endangerment.</p>
  • Man arrested for OUI twice within 2 hours

    12/18/2003 7:01:42 AM PST · by stainlessbanner · 3 replies · 142+ views
    townline ^ | December 17, 2003 | Tom Gorman
    An Easy Weymouth man was arrested for drunk driving twice within two hours on Sunday. Michael Murphy, 38, of Academy Avenue, had three prior operating under the influence of alcohol convictions when he was arrested just before 1:30 a.m. following an accident in the Heights. About two hours later, Murphy was busted again after allegedly taking his impounded car from a tow yard and driving home.A police officer who, ironically, was transporting another alleged drunk driver to the police station, came upon an accident at Green and North streets in the Heights. Murphy was taken into custody there after it...
  • Man shoots self after taxi robbery

    12/16/2003 12:05:38 PM PST · by stainlessbanner · 44 replies · 181+ views
    Toronto Star ^ | 16-Dec-2003 | BOB MITCHELL
    A man died when he apparently shot himself accidentally after the robbery of a taxi driver in Brampton early yesterday. Randy Robinson, 19, of Brampton, died in hospital shortly after a Kwik Cab taxi driver was robbed at gunpoint, at about 1:10 a.m. on Adam St. near Bovaird Blvd. and Conestoga Rd.Peel police believe Robinson and another man robbed the cabbie and then fled the scene, but the handgun accidentally went off when the dead man tried to put the weapon into his pants.The other, unidentified, man is believed to have picked up the gun before leaving the scene, police...
  • Dixie Chicks Honored for Controversial Quote

    11/26/2003 5:39:36 AM PST · by stainlessbanner · 25 replies · 241+ views
    country weekly ^ | November 24, 2003
    Dixie Chick Natalie Maines' infamous quote - "Just so you know, we're ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas" - was named the year's Best Quote at "VH1's Big In 2003 Awards." When accepting her award from Bill Maher, Natalie said, "There's an old Texas expression. If you don't have anything nice to say, go to London and say it in front of 2,000 people." Other stars at the event included country superstar Shania Twain and country fan Kid Rock.  
  • Desperate measures. Corporations will do anything to increase market share. (Dumb and Dumberer).

    10/07/2003 12:54:34 PM PDT · by .cnI redruM · 5 replies · 141+ views
    CNN/SI ^ | Posted: Monday October 6, 2003 5:26PM | Phil Taylor
    <p>Rush Limbaugh and Loaded Weapon have nothing to do with each other and everything to do with each other. Limbaugh, in case you have been locked in the closet for the past week and haven't heard, enraged so many people with his astoundingly ill-informed rambling about race, the media and Donovan McNabb on Sunday NFL Countdown, ESPN's pregame show, that he resigned (perhaps under pressure from the network) from the program. You may be less familiar with Loaded Weapon, which is the name of a new sneaker being hawked by Converse. Anyone with half a brain, which apparently doesn't include the folks in marketing at Converse, can see that it's a terrible idea to give such a violent handle to a shoe that's largely aimed (pardon the pun) at teenagers and younger children.</p>
  • Jews manipulate America (Anti-Semitic opinion article published at the University of Illinois Paper)

    01/29/2003 11:47:12 AM PST · by yonif · 71 replies · 719+ views
    If living today, President Lincoln would say: "You can fool some of the people, some of the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. Unfortunately, Jews will fool Americans forever." During 40 years, there have been warnings that Jewish oppression of Palestinians, with American help, is unacceptable. Each warning has been bloodier than the others. The Jews, master salesmen that they are, have been able to persuade Americans that it is in American interests to support Israeli oppression of Palestinians. As a result, the clueless Americans, with no end in sight, are now paying a billion...