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  • Saying "Hillary has a body double" makes us look really stoopid.

    09/11/2016 5:54:24 PM PDT · by Regurgitated · 63 replies
    09-11-2016 | me
    Hillary body double? Please. Yes, stoopid is spelled correctly. Why isn't anyone asking where Huma was during all this Hillary mess during 9-11? Was she at Weiner's?
  • Cancer Patient Forced To Remove Hat at Nashville Restaurant

    12/17/2013 4:03:34 AM PST · by SoFloFreeper · 281 replies
    News Channel 5 ^ | 12/16/13 | Jason Lamb
    Morton's The Steakhouse, a high-end restaurant chain, is responding after a firestorm of complaints on social media about how it treated a cancer patient dining at its Nashville location over the weekend. A man undergoing chemotherapy treatments says he was asked to take off his hat because it violated the restaurant's dress code. Robert Chambers says he put on a beanie to keep him warm --combating the side effects of his chemotherapy treatments. Chambers says a waitress then told him to take off the hat because it was against dress code. After explaining that Chambers had cancer, a manager came...
  • Lib Who Berated Chick-Fil-A Girl Fired

    08/02/2012 3:21:10 PM PDT · by marcbold · 48 replies
    Creative Minority Report ^ | 8-2-12 | Pat Archbold
    Ooopsies. Maybe filming yourself being a complete jerk to a poor innocent young woman is not the best idea. Adam Smith, the jerk from the video we posted earlier today, has been fired from his job as CFO of Vante. TUCSON, AZ--(Marketwire - Aug 2, 2012) - The following is a statement from Vante: Vante regrets the unfortunate events that transpired yesterday in Tucson between our former CFO/Treasurer Adam Smith and an employee at Chick-fil-A. Effective immediately, Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of our company. The actions of Mr. Smith do not reflect our corporate values in any...
  • Barack Obama makes Falklands gaffe by calling Malvinas the Maldives (Dumb and Dumberer)

    04/16/2012 11:56:26 AM PDT · by tcrlaf · 80 replies
    UK Telegraph ^ | 4-16-12 | Jonathan Gilber
    Barack Obama made an uncharacteristic error, more akin to those of his predecessor George W Bush, by referring to the Falkland Islands as the Maldives. President Obama erred during a speech at the Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia, when attempting to call the disputed archipelago by its Spanish name. Instead of saying Malvinas, however, Mr Obama referred to the islands as the Maldives, a group of 26 atolls off that lie off the South coast of India.
  • 'I am really scared': Family lost in corn maze calls 911 for help

    10/12/2011 1:38:31 PM PDT · by bgill · 118 replies
    msnbc.com ^ | Oct. 12, 2011 | msnbc.com
    A Massachusetts family got the Halloween scare of a lifetime by getting lost inside a dark and creepy Salem-area corn maze and had to call 911 for rescue. Danvers police say they got a call of distress from a mother of two about 6:32 p.m. Monday. The woman alerted the 911 operator of their situation in the Connors Farm in Danvers, a short distance from Salem... He said a Danvers police with a tracking dog quickly plunged into the depths of the maze with a farm manager to search for the disoriented dad, mom and two young kids. Within a...
  • False Alarm, Evacuation at Capitol; Senator Arrested [SATIRE]

    08/12/2010 10:05:56 AM PDT · by Pan_Yan · 24 replies
    My Twisted Little Brain | August 12, 2010 | Pan_Yan
    Washington- The Capitol was briefly evacuated this morning when a fire alarm pull station was activated on the senate floor after an argument amongst the South Carolina delegation. Senator Lindsey Graham (REPUBLICAN) was later arrested by Capitol Police in a bed room at John McCain's (REPUBLICAN) nearby town home and charged with the false alarm. Unnamed sources present on the floor at the time say Senators Graham (REPUBLICAN) and Jim DeMint (REPUBLICAN) were having a heated discussion over Graham's recent vote in favor of Elaine Kagan’s successful nomination to the United States Supreme Court, as well as his general squishiness....
  • Pig Bowl Players Tackle Burglar, Officials Say

    01/04/2010 5:26:47 PM PST · by steveo · 2 replies · 252+ views
    kcra.com ^ | 01-04-10 | KCRA-3
    Officials said members of the Sacramento County Sheriff's Department's football team -- who were practicing Monday for the upcoming Pig Bowl -- tackled a burglar. The football players were practicing at Foothill High School in Sacramento at the time. Sgt. Tim Curran said at least one burglar was captured and handcuffed by one of the football players, who's a deputy. That deputy got handcuffs from an officer who had arrived at the field, Curran said.
  • 'Tree surfer' slams into parked car, injures head

    12/29/2009 11:57:36 AM PST · by steveo · 40 replies · 1,541+ views
    Sacramento Bee ^ | 12-29-09 | AP
    SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. -- Orange County sheriff's deputies say a man riding a Christmas tree being dragged behind an SUV slammed into a parked car and was hospitalized with head injuries.
  • Pelosi:'500 MILLION AMERICANS LOSE JOBS EVERY MONTH'

    02/04/2009 7:07:43 AM PST · by Joiseydude · 82 replies · 3,809+ views
    Feb 3, 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hMJVXt09E
  • Chicago Public School district to close at least 20 schools (Hussein's pick - Arne Duncan)

    12/23/2008 11:48:04 PM PST · by Libloather · 11 replies · 1,026+ views
    Chicago Public Radio ^ | 12/22/08 | Linda Lutton
    CPS to close at least 20 schoolsProduced by Linda Lutton on Monday, December 22, 2008 The Chicago Public School district is planning on shutting down at least 20 schools. A group of Chicago teachers is calling for a moratorium on school closings. School closings have become an annual ritual in Chicago. District spokesman David Pickens: PICKENS: In schools that are performing poorly, we feel we have an obligation to do something dramatic to turn those schools around. Last week, president elect Barack Obama praised schools chief Arne Duncan for his willingness to close struggling schools and start new ones in...
  • Editorial: Don't throw away your vote by going with McCain or Obama

    10/23/2008 9:04:39 AM PDT · by rabscuttle385 · 237 replies · 2,565+ views
    I have many Republican friends who are disgusted that I'm voting third party this election year. They believe stopping Barack Obama from becoming president outweighs all else. Meanwhile, I have many Democrat friends who are equally disgusted; for them, seeing John McCain defeated is more important than who wins. They are all wasting their votes. Imagine a reckless teenager who constantly runs up his parents' credit cards, smashes the family car every Friday night, is failing in school, and has serious drinking and drug problems. Now imagine that no matter how reckless and dangerous that teenager became, his parents believed...
  • Don Shula is a Whiner CryBaby

    12/30/2007 7:59:15 AM PST · by beebuster2000 · 35 replies · 225+ views
    vanity cry for help | december 30, 2007 | beebuster2000
    What a whiner and crybaby old man is Don Shula. I mean really Don, get over it. No matter how good the Patriots do in 2007-2008 it doesnt effect how good you were. You are still as good as you were before the "perfect season" of the Pats. You are embarassing yourself and football generally by your whining about spygate, etc. PS: If your best team ever played the 2007 Pats, you would lose by 50-3. At least.
  • Huckabee: Bhutto assassination 'changes the world'

    12/28/2007 9:50:15 AM PST · by Dane · 58 replies · 98+ views
    Baltimore Sun ^ | Deember 28, 2007 | John Chase
    Huckabee: Bhutto assassination 'changes the world' by John Chase DES MOINES -- The day after Benazir Bhutto’s assassination, Republican Mike Huckabee said Friday that the killing “changes the world” by adding a new level or turmoil to the Middle East and raises concerns about terrorist attacks on America. “The assassination of Bhutto I think creates not only new heightened tensions there but it reminds us just how delicate that situation is,” the former Arkansas governor said during an interview Friday morning on KCCI-TV. “If you think about Pakistan, that’s where if we have another terrorist attack, it’s going to be...
  • Stolen ATM leads cops to Loomis and suspects (beeber device inside machine alert)

    07/06/2006 2:19:34 PM PDT · by steveo · 25 replies · 1,216+ views
    Sacramento Bee ^ | 07-06-06 | Art Campos
    The doormat to the Loomis home on James Drive reads "Come Back With a Search Warrant." Placer County sheriff's detectives did just that Wednesday as they arrested four men and recovered a 3,000-pound ATM that had been stolen from Cal Expo hours before. Sgt. Brian Whigam said the culprits took the machine to the Loomis home and used a sledgehammer, a pry bar and an acetylene torch to get the machine open -- all to no avail. "There was a large amount of cash inside, but they never got any of it," he said.
  • ZOT this Fashist!

    02/08/2006 12:53:07 PM PST · by fingerlakestennesee · 197 replies · 7,796+ views
    LIVE FREE FROM FASHISTS!
    In this war freedom should come first not after! In New Hampshire the Motto is Live free or Die! I don't need Bush spying on law abiding americans and taking our freedoms. Anyone who surrenders a square inch of freedom to the government in the name of saftey is a traitor and should be treated like one! Let the Bush Fashists all drop dead! Filthy Commys! LET FREEDOM RING!
  • 2006 Predictions

    12/30/2005 1:27:45 PM PST · by wny · 21 replies · 563+ views
    January-The Alito nomination dies in committee. Arlen Specter (Idiot-PA) votes "not proven" February-Senate Republicans call off their ten year search for their spine. March-Moveon.org and Michael Moore combine websites. MORON.ORG debuts to rave reviews from Barbra Streisand. April-Al Gore finds a box of ballots. Claims victory. May-Howard Dean goes insane. No one notices. May-Unemployment rate drops to 1%. Unemployment offices close. NY Times decries cuts in government programs that help the unemployed.
  • Obituary

    11/29/2005 5:07:36 AM PST · by 08morganl · 4 replies · 344+ views
    Redneck World Magazine | 2004
    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. he will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isnt always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (dont spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting stategies (adults, not kids, are...
  • Davie rape suspect caught after he forced victim to write him check

    10/23/2005 5:18:26 AM PDT · by BIRDS · 11 replies · 238+ views
    Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | October 21, 2005 | BIRDS
    Davie -- Police say a man who broke into an apartment and raped a woman at gunpoint Wednesday night was so brash he forced his victim to write him a check for $1,400 -- in his own name. Officers arrested Anthony R. Roberts minutes after the crime at a check-cashing store two miles from his victim's home...(MORE) ..."One minute he is on a crime spree," Bamford said, "and then next minute he is confessing, `Yeah, I did an armed home invasion,' like it was nothing. "That's life in prison in Florida," Bamford continued, "even without the sexual battery." READ THE...
  • Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices

    03/09/2005 4:51:44 PM PST · by My Favorite Headache · 77 replies · 3,135+ views
    AP ^ | 5-9-05
    Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices Father Found Lying Dead On Futon March 9, 2005 TOKYO -- A Japanese man and his two sisters were worried something might be wrong with dad. And they were right. The old man had been dead for nearly a decade. Police questioned the three elderly siblings Tuesday, after the decomposing body of their father was found lying on a futon bed in the family's home. Police said the man's children thought he was still alive, but became worried lately and consulted a relative. Police said judging by the condition...
  • New York Electors Did Not Vote for John F. Kerry: Certificate of Vote, US National Archives

    12/20/2004 6:37:45 PM PST · by Mike Fieschko · 86 replies · 5,958+ views
    U.S. National Archives and Records Administration ^ | Dec 13, 2004 | Electoral College, State of New York
    Site has jpg of New York Electoral College Certificate of Vote. Page Three has 31 votes for President going to John L. Kerry of Massachusetts.