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  • Can Any Of These Democrat Goofs Beat Trump?

    02/14/2019 12:22:14 PM PST · by Signalman · 16 replies
    Townhall ^ | 2/14/2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The only way the last couple weeks could have been better is if one or more of the Democrats announcing for president had moonwalked out onto the stage in blackface – oh wait, screechy scold Liz Warren actually did worse than that. She still can’t get past having pretended to be an American Indian, as her newly revealed Texas Bar application reaffirmed. Now, when I was admitted to the Texas Bar, it never occurred to me to try and score an edge pretending to be a Native American or anything else I’m not, and I bet in your life you’ve...
  • Tell The Social Justice Warrior Mobs To Go Pound Sand

    02/06/2019 10:17:09 PM PST · by Kaslin · 27 replies
    townhall ^ | February 7, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I’m not going to pretend to be “better than that” because I am loving this Virginia clusterfest of liberal hypocrisy and I hope it never, ever ends. Wreck-It (“It” being the VA Democrat Party) Ralph Northam may well resign by the time this column posts, and his allegedly Weinsteiny lieutenant governor Justin Fairfax may be just-inaugurated and just-tossed out not long after. This is so great. It couldn’t happen to a couple of nicer hypocrites. Guess that Ed Gillespie Deathracist 2000 ad is looking pretty awkward right now, huh guys? It’s called “Alinsky Rule No. 4,” pals. “Make the enemy...
  • Cheerleading Infanticide Might Just Be The Tipping Point For Democrats

    02/04/2019 6:52:53 AM PST · by Kaslin · 97 replies ^ | February 4, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    As a man, I feel very comfortable telling women that they can’t murder their babies. I will never be impregnated, or carry a baby, nor give birth, and yet I am still going to demand that no one murder a child. Yeah, I know a lot of liberals insist that because I identify as male, I can’t have an opinion on the subject of murdering babies, but I do have an opinion, and it is that we should not legalize the murder of babies. Call it “male privilege” if you wish, but I’m sticking with my firm “No killing babies”...
  • Socialism Is The Fyre Festival Of Ideologies, And Stupid Millennials Are Falling For It Too

    01/31/2019 6:39:04 PM PST · by Kaslin · 22 replies ^ | January 31, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Resolved: Millennials are the worst of all possible generations, and I say that as a baby-boomer (by a week). Unconvinced? Then check out one or both recent documentaries on Hulu and Netflix about their generation’s Woodstock, the infamous Fyre Festival, and watch how thousands of credulous millennials got suckered by social media “influencers” – actors, rappers, models, whatevers – who talked them into plunking down enormous wads of cash to attend a fabulous dream concert/party/rave in the Bahamas. The ads promised hot models frolicking, exciting musical acts like “Major Lazer” and whatever a “Migos” is, luxe accommodations, and gourmet food...
  • What Will It Take To Make You Understand And Accept That They Hate You?

    01/28/2019 5:41:51 AM PST · by Kaslin · 79 replies ^ | January 28, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    You need to die because of your smile.That’s the position of our enemies, and we know it because they told us – openly, proudly, in the garbage public forum that is Twitter and elsewhere. Oh, they backtracked a little when the extent of their killing fantasies got exposed, scampering like their insect analogy, the roach, when someone flips on the kitchen light. But that kid in DC with the Frigidaireborne reefer ranger banging that drum in his baffled mug? They wanted that kid to die for having a Wrong Smile.Cue the excuse chorus: “That’s nonsense! We just wanted to pummel...
  • Everyone Who Takes on Trump Ends Up Crushed

    01/20/2019 10:14:54 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 53 replies
    Townhall ^ | January 21, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    What is this eerie power Donald Trump has to select the perfect enemies, enemies whose own myriad failings often cause them to commit ritual suicide whenever they face him? He usually doesn’t even have to do anything – these goofs do it to themselves. His latest victim is BuzzFraud, that listcicle-curating web site for millennial geeks that had the mainstream media in a 24-hour festival of onanism over a report so full of Schumer that even Mueller and his pack of Democrat activists had to shout, “Yo, chill.” It’s not like BuzzFraud had a lot of journalistic credibility to start...
  • We Need To Retoxify Masculinity

    01/17/2019 4:44:01 AM PST · by Kaslin · 27 replies ^ | January 17, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Let’s be clear: My pronouns are “he,” “his,” and “stop being creepy weirdos.”Okay, maybe the last one isn’t a pronoun, but then again, I’m a man and if I want an insulting string of words directed at the nattering nabobs of gender neutrality to be a pronoun, it is a pronoun. And if you don’t like it, fight me.We need more masculinity, and the more toxic the social justice warriors think it is, the better.Bizarrely, now shaving companies are allying with the SJWs in an Axis of Irritants. Gillette is channeling campus gender studies dorks to try to sell you...
  • "Buy Guns, Drink Beer, Eat Ribs" - We Need To Retoxify Masculinity

    01/17/2019 4:25:09 PM PST · by vannrox · 63 replies
    Town Hall ^ | 17JAN19 | Authored by Kurt Schlichter, op-ed via,
    Let’s be clear: My pronouns are “he,” “his,” and “stop being creepy weirdos.”Okay, maybe the last one isn’t a pronoun, but then again, I’m a man and if I want an insulting string of words directed at the nattering nabobs of gender neutrality to be a pronoun, it is a pronoun. And if you don’t like it, fight me.We need more masculinity, and the more toxic the social justice warriors think it is, the better.Bizarrely, now shaving companies are allying with the SJWs in an Axis of Irritants. Gillette is channeling campus gender studies dorks to try to sell you...
  • Apocalypse Ruth

    01/13/2019 11:05:55 PM PST · by Kaslin · 95 replies ^ | January 14, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    There are some opponents worthy of grudging respect. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg is a terrible legal thinker, a leftist with no real respect for liberty and a confessed critic of the Constitution over its limitations upon the government’s ability to impose her fans’ pinko vision of soft, huggy tyranny upon Normal Americans. But I respect her as an opponent – to do otherwise would be to lie to ourselves that our opponents are hopeless and helpless. She’s a tough old bird, surviving cancer and other perils and yet she always comes back to torment us with her appalling jurisprudence. You...
  • What's A Few More Dead Americans If It Means The Dems Can Score A Few More Political Points?

    12/31/2018 5:46:49 AM PST · by Kaslin · 31 replies ^ | December 31, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    Corporal Ronil Singh is dead, apparently murdered by a gangmember who was here illegally, and who stayed here illegally despite having been busted twice for DUIs. Thank you for ensuring that happened, Democrats. And thank you too, Fredocons, for so ably doing the bidding of your corporate donor cronies who desperately want to keep the foreigner spigot open. Liberals need pliable, reliable replacement voters to buy off with your tax money, and the captains of industry want a pool of eager serfs. The illegals themselves just want to get out of the crummy countries whose policies Democrats expect they are...
  • The War On Trump Is All About Keeping Liberals And Their Lackeys In Power

    12/27/2018 5:07:20 AM PST · by Kaslin · 14 replies ^ | December 27, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    And this year ends with our loser ruling class shedding any pretense of legitimacy in its quest to reclaim the power we took back from it in 2016. The reaction to Donald Trump by our alleged betters - SPOILER: They are much, much worse than us - is instructive. They have abandoned all the principles they once claimed to support - democracy, civil rights, due process, and equality. None of those principles help them to keep or regain power anymore, so they are expendable. As are you. Liberalism was always a lie and a scam, right from its sordid...
  • Trump The Disrupter Pivots Back To Trumpism – And The Establishment Freaks Out

    12/24/2018 5:10:53 AM PST · by Kaslin · 26 replies ^ | December 24, 218 | Kurt Schlichter
    The Americans who voted for Donald Trump wanted a disrupter, and that’s what Santa brought them this Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanzaa. After two years of denying his inner Donald, and under fire from all sides, Trump finally went full Trump. That is, he actually did what he promised, and the establishment lost its collective Schiff. They really thought this was it for Trump. They thought they finally had him. The GOP just lost the House. The Fed raised interest rates as the market slumped – for totally economic reasons and not to hurt Trump’s chances, and if you say different you are...
  • Pardon Everyone (Except That Rat Cohen)

    12/16/2018 11:40:31 PM PST · by Kaslin · 34 replies ^ | December 17, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    Let’s stop pretending that America in 2018 has a “justice system.” It’s not a justice system. It’s a set of elite institutions that swing the law like a sledgehammer to crush threats to the ruling class’s monopoly on power. You know, threats like the people we elect to represent our interests against the elite. And we are under no moral obligation to pretend it is anything else. This painful to admit it, but we need to grow up. There are two sets of law in America today, meaning there is no rule of law in America today. Oh, there are...
  • Vive La French Revolution 2.0 – And Our Own!

    12/10/2018 5:41:14 AM PST · by Kaslin · 14 replies ^ | December 10, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    Yeah, I know conservatives are not supposed to be excited about change and disruption and actually accomplishing things, but you look at what the French people are doing and you have to think, “You tell those elitist jerks what’s what, Pierre!” Those feisty frogs are sick and tired of being forced to sacrifice their francs (yeah, I know they use euros, but “franc” has a “k” sound so it’s funnier) on the carbon tax altar to Gaia, the false demigod worshipped by the smart set congregation of the creepy weather cult. Impoverish the peasants today to maybe make it a...
  • How Much Blood Would Leftists Be Willing To Shed To Disarm Patriotic Americans?

    12/06/2018 12:23:20 PM PST · by Kaslin · 135 replies ^ | December 6, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    My question for Congressjerk Eric Swalwell is pretty simple: “How many Americans would you murder to achieve your goal of disarming us?”It’s a fair question. Swalwell is the MSNBC stalwart who recently wrote an op-ed advocating that the government confiscate the guns that make people like him wet themselves and imprison those of us who decline to surrender them. Millions of Americans own these basic tools of freedom, which the ignorant call “assault weapons,” and these loyal citizens keep and bear them to protect themselves, their families, their communities and their Constitution. But Rep. Swalwell would make these citizens felons, though...
  • The Only Good Republican Is A Dead Republican

    12/02/2018 11:27:57 PM PST · by Kaslin · 69 replies ^ | December 3, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    The death of President George H. W. Bush provided liberals and their Fredocon houseboys yet another opportunity to lament the fact that all Republicans aren’t dead. Their feigned amnesia about what libs were saying while Bush 41 was still in the arena, and their latest hack attempt to tsk tsk tsk tsk about how the Bad Orange Man isn’t like [Insert Name of Dead Republican Here] serves to justify the prophylactic cynicism that we Normals should strive to cultivate. President Bush was an imperfect man and a frustration to hardcore conservatives like me, but he was also a WW II...
  • COL Schlichter's Books on Sale for Kindle

    11/24/2018 9:29:41 AM PST · by BlueLancer · 6 replies
    For all you Kindle readers out there, two of COL Kurt Schlichter's novels are on sale today at half-price ... and
  • Liberal Millennials, Not Surprisingly, Fail At Sex Too

    11/19/2018 5:37:00 AM PST · by Kaslin · 69 replies ^ | November 19, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    According to the Atlantic, where I go for all my erotic 411, millennials lost the sexual revolution and they didn’t even fight in it. Why Are Young People Having So Little Sex?, it asks in its latest cover story. Sheesh, just look at them.I guess what they desperately need is some advice from a retired Army guy in his 50s, because this retired Army guy in his 50s has demonstrated that he gets it done while those goofs half his age are swiping left toward eterna-celibacy.Now, the fact that millennials are failing to reproduce would superficially seem like a good thing,...
  • 5 Dumb GOP Mistakes We Better Fix Before 2020

    11/15/2018 5:35:02 AM PST · by Kaslin · 80 replies ^ | November 15, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    The good thing about screwing up is that you can learn from your mistakes and do better next time. That, of course, assumes you are not a Republican Party official, because the GOP Establishment seems largely incapable of learning from its mistakes.We should try again anyway.We won some races, but we lost a lot more. Losing has one advantage over winning – pain is a better teacher than joy. After all, winning generally teaches you the wrong lessons. It makes you complacent. Look at Texas. The governor did worse than expected; Ted Cruz had a close call, and down ballot...
  • Look For Democrats To Blow Their Meager Success By Being Jerks (You Can Count On It)

    11/07/2018 11:26:31 PM PST · by Kaslin · 31 replies ^ | November 8, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    Well, I guess there wasn't a blue wave or a red wave; instead, there was just kind of a puke green splash. The Democrats took the House, by a pretty small margin, beginning at least two years of a divided Congress. And they’ll almost certainly screw it up because they are dumb, crazy, and bad.It’s annoying to lose anything, especially to a party that is so manifestly unworthy, but the nature of an electorate that is split 50/50 is splitting. Chin up. Remember, we have the other half of Congress and the presidency and the courts too, so our agenda...