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  • Palin: Not too late to enter GOP presidential race

    12/19/2011 1:25:12 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 95 replies
    JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) -- Sarah Palin says it's not too late for someone to jump into the Republican presidential race. Asked by Fox Business Network about the likelihood that she'd become a candidate, the former Alaska governor and 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee said it's not too late for "folks" to jump in. Said Palin: "Who knows what will happen in the future."(continued)
  • Palin Rattles the Cage (talk of a late entry?)

    12/19/2011 12:50:50 PM PST · by Rational Thought · 157 replies
    Time ^ | 12/19/2011 | Mrrk Halpern
    In Fox Business Network interview, ex-Alaska Guv plays coy on whether she's still mulling a presidential bid. Palin: "It's not too late for folks to jump in. Who knows what will happen in the future."
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    12/18/2011 2:32:49 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | December 18, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican
  • We're Screwed

    12/18/2011 12:54:44 AM PST · by waus · 54 replies · 1+ views
    Vanity | 12-18-11 | waus
    I'm only posting this because it's very late on a Saturday night and I thought that it might elicit a variety of responses that could be informative or enlightening. I can think of a myriad of reasons why this is true. Can you think of any?
  • David Cameron says the UK is a Christian country

    12/16/2011 4:34:20 PM PST · by decimon · 22 replies
    BBC ^ | December 16, 2011
    [b]David Cameron has said the UK is a Christian country "and we should not be afraid to say so".[/b] In a speech in Oxford on the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible, the prime minister called for a revival of traditional Christian values to counter Britain's "moral collapse". He said "live and let live" had too often become "do what you please". The PM said it was wrong to suggest that standing up for Christianity was "somehow doing down other faiths". Describing himself as a "committed" but only "vaguely practising" Christian, the PM admitted he was "full of doubts"...
  • Dear Democratic Party Contributor...

    12/16/2011 12:36:28 PM PST · by tcrlaf · 7 replies
    People's Cube ^ | 10-12-11 | Ivan Betinov
    Our records show that you have not yet made your contribution to President Obama's Reelection Campaign Fund. The good news is, it's not too late for you to do so. It is very important that you send your contribution in as soon as possible, and forward this to everyone in your e-mail address book. If you break the chain, bad luck will befall you in less than a week: -Tommie S. of Shreveport, LA broke the chain, and his business was audited by the IRS for the last ten years. -William R. of Sioux City, IA broke the chain, and...
  • Herman Cain says he'd like to be secretary of Defense

    12/15/2011 3:14:27 PM PST · by Bigtigermike · 79 replies
    LA Times ^ | Thursday December 15, 2011
    Herman Cain is no longer running for president. He doesn't think he's likely to be picked as the eventual nominee's running mate, either. But he does have a Cabinet post in mind should the GOP win the White House next fall: secretary of Defense. [....] Cain shared the idea with ABC's Barbara Walters during her annual special on the "10 Most Fascinating People." And the veteran journalist was just a bit surprised. Cain said he thought he'd be a good pick because he wants to "influence rebuilding our military the way it should be." Walters, still stunned, reminded Cain of...
  • Fox News did it, not me (for those of us who need some laughter)

    12/14/2011 11:56:32 AM PST · by Lakeshark · 22 replies
    Legal Insurrection ^ | 12/14/2011 | William Jacobson
    Listening to Fox News last night, there seems to be split of preference in the GOP primary. O’Reilly pretty clearly is on Romney’s side, Hannity is more neutral leaning towards Newt, Greta I can’t tell. But I think we know where the person who prepares images for the video feed stands. Via Right Scoop, which has the video proof:
  • (The Worst of) Bad Family Christmas Pics

    12/13/2011 3:26:20 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 21 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | December 13, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    More/links at Reaganite Republican
  • Holiday Humor for Star Trek Geeks

    12/12/2011 3:53:01 PM PST · by Winstons Julia · 21 replies
    Have a Merry Trekkie Christmas.
  • A well planned retirement (hysterical)

    12/12/2011 7:32:11 PM PST · by RIghtwardHo · 11 replies ^ | Dec 12, 2011 | RIghtwardHo
    Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for buses (about $7) ...
  • Corny Christmas Cards -n- Comics

    12/12/2011 4:00:24 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | December 12, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    It's that time again... sorry: More at Reaganite Republican [Warning: salty language]
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    12/11/2011 2:29:20 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | December 11, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican
  • Caption this Occupy Boston protester being removed by police

    12/10/2011 4:15:02 PM PST · by matt1234 · 33 replies
    The Guardian ^ | 10 December 2011 | Essdras M Suarez
    Police remove an Occupy Boston protester from Dewey Square.
  • Unintentional Humor: Bob Marx for Congress

    12/09/2011 9:04:22 AM PST · by BuckyKat · 2 replies
    Bob Marx for Congress ^ | 2011 | Bob Marx
    Got a flyer in the mail yesterday from this guy. Between the Hawaii flag combined with the Obama spew logo to the guy's last name, it provided an amusing diversion to my normal routine. Just thought I'd share in case anyone else has the same twisted mindset I do. If the dude isn't a direct descendent of Karl, one can bet he's at least read and absorbed the philosophy.
  • "Naked Mole Rats Have the World's Ugliest, Most Sluggish Sperm"

    12/08/2011 2:39:36 PM PST · by moneyrunner · 29 replies
    The Virginian ^ | 12/8/2011 | Moneyrunner
    James Taranto's "Best of the Web" If They Want to Reproduce, They'd Better Get Some Clothes On
  • Funny: Automotive Darwin Awards (14 Pics)

    12/05/2011 7:28:26 AM PST · by ferrgus · 17 replies
    You've heard of the Darwin Awards, which are given to people who do things so stupid that they're taken out of the gene pool? Well, the Automotive Darwin Awards are given to those people who do things so stupid that theyneed to be taken out of the car pool! Presented for your enjoyment are 14 photos showing some recent recipients.
  • Saturday Night Live spoofs President Obama

    12/04/2011 11:57:16 AM PST · by illiac · 15 replies
    NBC ^ | 12/3/11 | SNL/NBC
    In a very cold opening Saturday Night Live spoofs President Obama. He runs down a list of the most powerful people in America. The President is #11.
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    12/04/2011 2:26:55 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | December 04, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from the American right this week... More at Reaganite Republican Have a relaxing and blessed Sunday, FReeper folk
  • Make your own Gun Free Zone

    12/03/2011 8:28:24 AM PST · by marktwain · 18 replies ^ | 3 November, 2007 | zappafan1325
    This video is a wonderful bit of activism. It has 300,000 views so far. I am amazed that I have not seen it before. The person who did this has talent!
  • Reviewing the FREE Online Obama Games...

    12/03/2011 5:43:31 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | December 03, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    BAILOUT DEFENDER:  Obama Mission The title says it all, help the Bolshevik Boy Wonder defend industrial nationalizations and shameless giveaways to unions against the Teapartynaziclingers and other bad sorts of (racist) people who refuse to just shut-up, lay back, and learn to enjoy it. More at Reaganite Republican... Enjoy your weekend, FReeper patriots
  • Spotted on I-95, Just North of Bangor...

    12/01/2011 1:59:59 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 24 replies · 1+ views
    Reaganite Republican ^ | December 01, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    The story goes that these guys from Maine dressed their truck up with a hunter dummy spread-eagled on the roof of the crew cab- then they put on the moose heads. After cruising down the 95 awhile (causing accidents), they were pulled over... no word on the charges. More news/views/humor at Reaganite Republican
  • Wild Scene from the Young Republicans' Pool Party

    11/29/2011 3:02:24 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 10 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | November 29, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    SOME LIKE IT WET! Like this frolicking couple... Warning: nudity [YouTube] _________________________________ Video/more at Reaganite Republican -h/t Speedunque-
  • How do you Solve a Problem like Herman Cain?

    11/27/2011 6:22:56 AM PST · by DanMiller · 76 replies · 1+ views
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | November 26, 2011 | Dan Miller
    How do you Solve a Problem like Herman Cain? Our country is suffering from depression and humor deficiency syndrome. I thought Herman Cain had very good shots at winning the Republican nomination and the presidency before I thought he was toast. Like many other serial flip-floppers, I've changed my mind. Again. There are positions in which Mr. Cain would be a failure. He might not be a very good nun, for many reasons. YouTube video of How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria, Sound of Music Nor would he be a great Messiah -- we elected President Perfect in...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/27/2011 3:38:23 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | November 27, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from the Right this week... More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Digital-Lies (great POL cartoon)

    11/26/2011 6:13:51 AM PST · by Texas Fossil · 2 replies
    Doha Centre for Media Freedom ^ | Nov 26, 2011 | not stated
    Found this pic after reading an article about a friend of mine from Columbia. She is in the U.S. by political asylum due to death threats for her reporting about the cartels in Columbia.
  • Funny: Why Women Live Longer Than Men (9 Pics)

    Just for fun: Have you ever wondered why women live longer than men? Is it biological? Or, is it just because men do stupid stuff and get themselves killed a little more often? Presented here for your enjoyment are 9 photos showing how men often shorten their own lifespans. Why Women Live Longer Than Men
  • Daily stress is leading to a rise in the potential nightmare of 'sleep texting', expert claims

    11/23/2011 6:06:17 AM PST · by DeFault User · 21 replies
    MailOnline ^ | 11/23/11 | Frank Thorne
    The stress of daily life has sparked a new phenomenon - sleep texting. People with the rare condition send incoherent text messages while asleep to their friends and family - completely unaware that they are doing it. Sleep specialist Dr David Cunnington, of Melbourne Sleep Disorder Centre in Australia, said patients had reported incidents of sleep texting - and he has advised people to leave their mobile phones outside the bedroom. I did what? Dr David Cunnington claims 'sleep texting' sufferers send incoherent messages to friends and family members - and have no recollection of doing so I did what?...
  • RedState Update: Michelle Obama Booed At NASCAR Race

    11/22/2011 9:21:50 AM PST · by DetroitRight · 20 replies
    YouTube ^ | Nov 22, 2011 | travisandjonathan
    Jackie Broyles has prepared a statement concerning the booing of the First lady the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race at Homestead-Miami Speedway in Homestead, Fla. and so has the next president of The United States.
  • Where did "piss poor" come from ?

    11/20/2011 5:11:29 PM PST · by Jim Robinson · 74 replies · 1+ views
    Received via email | OldDog
    Where did “piss poor” come from ? We older people need to learn something new every day... Just to keep the grey matter tuned up. Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting History. They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery... if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot... They "didn't have a pot to...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/19/2011 11:51:42 PM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | November 20, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Reviewing the best political humor this week... More at Reaganite Republican Enjoy your weekend, FReeper patriots
  • Let's Start A Business - (Great People's Cube Humor)

    11/18/2011 11:49:47 AM PST · by tcrlaf · 18 replies · 1+ views
    People's Cube ^ | 11-17-11 | ThePeoplesComrade
    I wish to go into partnership with you. -I will provide no capital or funding. -You will put up all of the capital. -You will provide all of the labor. -I will tell you what you can sell, make, how to build, who you can hire and fire and how you conduct business. -Each year you will give me one half of your profit. You must pay me twelve percent of what you pay your employees (for administration and rule making). Next year you must provide health insurance for your employees. If you decide to sell, you must pay me...
  • Obama's New Promises

    11/16/2011 6:42:07 AM PST · by Kaslin · 5 replies ^ | November 16, 2011 | Frank J. Fleming
    Aren't you excited? It will soon be time for Barack Obama to enter campaign mode! We all remember the 2008 campaign as one of the greatest times in our nation's history. That's when we all sat and listened to Obama's mellifluous words and envisioned what a perfect country we'd have with him in charge. Because that's where Obama has always performed the best: our imaginations. So now President Obama will begin to make promises of what he'll do in his second term, and I just can't wait to start imagining how great things will be when he's reelected. And lucky...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/13/2011 1:31:05 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | November 13, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the US this week: (h/t Looking Spoon) More at Reaganite Republican
  • Jon Stewart shows Rick Perry no mercy (It's a funny bit!)

    11/12/2011 10:06:20 AM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 43 replies
    Examiner ^ | November 12, 2011 | Scott Paulson
    Jon Stewart did another routine which degraded the GOP presidential candidates on his Comedy Central television program – The Daily Show - after Texas Governor Rick Perry’s highly-profiled guffaw during a debate on Wednesday night. One-by-one, Stewart stated how unlikely he believes it is that any of the GOP candidates has a chance of taking the White House in 2012. Click here
  • Caption this participant in Occupy Wall Street

    11/10/2011 6:40:33 PM PST · by matt1234 · 20 replies
    N/A | Nov. 2011 | N/A
  • Rick Perry's Damage Control Strategy: Have a Sense of Humor

    11/10/2011 2:37:12 PM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 112 replies
    The Atlantic ^ | November 10, 2011 | Molly Ball
    By facing the issue and joking about it, Perry frames his gaffe as a funny moment rather than a serious, and seriously stupid, one. He takes control of the discussion. Every minute he's on the air being interviewed about it is one more minute his moment isn't being replayed, one more minute some panel of pundits isn't fretfully analyzing its stupendous terribleness. By allowing his memory glitch to be the topic of discussion and owning up to it, he helps exhaust the subject. Most of all, Perry is being humanized, albeit not in the way any politician would wish. For...
  • Obama Accused Of Sexual Harassment While at Harvard Law Review(Multiple Accusers)

    11/09/2011 2:41:42 PM PST · by xuberalles · 38 replies · 3+ views
    Conservatove Talk Org ^ | 11/8/11 | Conservative Talk
    This is interesting, however Chris “TEEBALL” Mathews has not reported it. Typical During Barack Obama’s tenure as the president of the Harvard Law Review in the late 1980s, at least two male student editors complained to colleagues and senior university officials about inappropriate behavior by Obama, ultimately leaving their positions at the journal, multiple sources confirm to THE KANSAS CITIAN. The men complained of sexually suggestive behavior by Obama that made them angry and uncomfortable, the sources said, and they signed agreements with the university that gave them financial payouts to leave the journal. The agreements also included language that...
  • BREAKING HUMOR: Diana Ross Claims to be Herman Cains Daughter

    11/07/2011 1:50:03 PM PST · by illiac · 20 replies
    Self ^ | 11/7/11 | Self
    Bolstered by Whoria Allwet's presser today on behalf of Ms. Be a lick, Diana Ross's spokesman said today the famous singer could no longer remain silent regarding her parentage. An anonymous spokesman for Ms. Ross noted that it was hard for Diana to come out with this at this point because it happened over 60 years ago and she was concieved in the back seat of a Hummer H2, which she finds embarassing. The spokesman also noted that Ms. Ross will not be holding a press conference because she is too ashamed to appear before the press.
  • !!Breaking!! Cain accuser, he fathered my baby.

    11/07/2011 10:10:29 AM PST · by mnehring · 28 replies
    Breaking. Cain's newest accuser has broken silence. In a shocking revelation, Cain is accused of being the father of the accuser's baby. The baby's mother, a Justin Bieber, said she was stuned when she saw Cain on TV and is sure that Cain fathered her expected baby even though they have never met. Beiber was Stuned.
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/06/2011 9:54:24 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | November 6, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the US this week... More at Reaganite Republican Have a happy and blessed Sunday, FReepers
  • Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

    11/05/2011 4:45:46 PM PDT · by SWAMPSNIPER · 23 replies
    YouTube ^ | February 4, 2008 | Uploaded by borehamwoodcc
    A diagnostic video.
  • Obama’s Sarkozy remark offends French

    11/04/2011 11:54:21 AM PDT · by Cincinna · 157 replies
    The Washington Times ^ | November 4 2011 | Dave Boyer
    <p>“Obama insults Sarkozy,” blared headline on French websites, taking umbrage at Mr. Obama’s wayward remark at the G-20 summit about the physical appearance of French President Nicolas Sarkozy.</p> <p>Mr. Obama thought he was making a joke about Mr. Sarkozy, host of the summit, when he congratulated him and wife Carla on the birth of their daughter. Instead, Mr. Obama caused a minor international incident.</p>
  • Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???

    11/04/2011 8:10:14 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 433 replies
    one man's opinion...
    Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable. "Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.
  • BREAKING- Anderson Cooper to Reveal Cain's Cruel Plans

    11/02/2011 7:16:44 PM PDT · by mnehring · 16 replies
    Various Sources
    CNN Alert, Anderson Cooper has received startling evidence of secret plans by Herman Cain. Cooper is reporting that Herman Cain has drawn up plans to evict a poor African-American family from their home. The family is said to live somewhere between Baltimore, Maryland and Richmond Virgina. Cain, coming on the heels of accusations of non-overtly sexual harassment from the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Helen Thomas, and Mrs. Buttersworth has had a difficult time dealing with all the scandals citing that fundraising has increased so much, he has to hire extra staff to count the money. The cruelty of Cain's eviction...
  • !!Breaking!! Meghan McCain Sexual Harassment Claim

    11/02/2011 5:23:48 PM PDT · by mnehring · 18 replies
    Twitter | Meghan I think
    BREAKING NEWS. Meghan McCain reveals that no one has ever sexually harassed her, or even hit on her. In a not so shocking revelation, Meghan McCain, aka Tits McGee, aka The Daily Beast has revealed she has never once been hit on in her life. Furious, she describes daily events where children run in horror of her and even Karl Rove wears a blindfold to their daily meetings. Meghan McCain has also revealed that she plans to endorse Mitt Romney for President. She said he is the most qualified candidate because he is the only one who hasn't attempted to...
  • !!BREAKING!! SIREN !! Lindsey Lohan accuses Herman Cain of ruining her career.

    11/02/2011 4:56:33 PM PDT · by mnehring · 21 replies · 1+ views
    Various Sources | Who, Me?
    Breaking, Lindsey Lohan's Herman Cain Revelation In a bizarre revelation, Lindsey Lohan has blamed all her problems on 'non-overtly sexual or even real' gestures by Herman Cain. Ms. Lohan, in a drug fueled stupor recalls how, in 1996 at the age of 12, she saw Cain on TV and believes he was sending her subliminal messages. Ms. Lohan's revelation comes on the heels of several other imaginary accusations by other women that they felt threatened by 'non-overtly sexual' gestures. One woman described the 'non-overtly sexual' gesture as Cain walking. Another revealed that Cain had an usual 'lean to the...
  • Breaking News: Debbis Wasperman Scultz says Cain hit on her

    11/02/2011 3:13:50 PM PDT · by illiac · 67 replies · 1+ views
    vanity ^ | 11/2/11 | self
    A spokesman for Debbie Wasperman Schltz's spokemans spokesman claims that Debbie has a long kept secret that Herman Cain hit on her when she was 12 years old, and tried again when she was 30. Herman Cain's camp said that was absurd. If Laz won't hit it, neither would I.
  • Obama Halloween

    10/31/2011 4:21:03 PM PDT · by South40 · 9 replies
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    10/30/2011 1:16:14 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 30, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Political humor from across the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican Enjoy your weekend, FReeper patriots~