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  • Donald Trump Deletes Tweet About Jeb Bush’s Wife: You Like ‘Mexican Illegals’ Because of Your Wife

    07/06/2015 7:34:00 AM PDT · by Mariner · 241 replies
    The Wrap ^ | July 6th, 2015 | By Jordan Chariton
    Donald Trump appears to have deleted a tweet he quoted that made questionable comments about Jeb Bush and his wife. On July 4th, Trump quoted another users tweet which claimed to know why Bush likes “Mexican illegals.” The tweet appeared to be live for 24 hours before Trump deleted it. Bush’s wife, Columbia, is Mexican. Bush responded to Trump’s comments about Mexican immigrants being rapists and drug lords over the weekend. “I don’t think he represents the Republican Party, and his views are way out of the mainstream of what most Republicans think.”
  • Shattuck: Freer than ever but fight remains

    07/05/2015 12:53:44 PM PDT · by calvincaspian · 12 replies
    The Boston Herald ^ | 07-04-15 | Tom Shattuck
    Happy Birthday, America! It’s 2015, and we are freer than we have ever been to pursue happiness as the Declaration of Independence promises we have an inalienable right to do. As of last week, the Supreme Court guaranteed gay Americans, who once lived in the shadows, the full range of privileges and legal protections. People of all races have never been so free to live and work as they choose, in full security, with full rights and respect as citizens, and with the opportunity for advancement. The Internet has given us full individual freedom of expression, and created new avenues...
  • Santorum praises Trump's focus on immigration

    07/05/2015 10:41:56 AM PDT · by Engraved-on-His-hands · 26 replies
    CBS News ^ | July 5, 2015 | Rebecca Kaplan
    Rick Santorum said he didn't like Donald Trump's "verbiage" when he called Mexican immigrants "rapists" in his presidential announcement speech, but said he was raising an important point by bringing up the effect that illegal immigration has on American workers. "While I don't like the verbiage he's used, I like the fact that he is focused on a very important issue for American workers and particularly, legal immigrants in this country," Santorum, the former Pennsylvania senator and presidential candidate said on CBS' "Face the Nation" Sunday. "People who are coming illegally, obviously, are coming with a bad intent, let's just...
  • Ted Cruz's 'audition' for 'The Simpsons': Eeexcellent or D'oh? (+video)

    07/05/2015 10:17:53 AM PDT · by Isara · 16 replies
    CS Monitor ^ | July 1, 2015 | Linda Feldmann
    Buzzfeed got presidential candidate Ted Cruz to 'audition' for 'The Simpsons,' and he nailed it. But was it undignified or smart voter outreach? We think we know the answer. — Buzzfeed got presidential candidate Ted Cruz to “audition” for “The Simpsons,” and it’s a performance to behold. It also tells us something about modern American politics, for better or worse. But before we get to the larger meaning, here’s what happened: In April, Senator Cruz (R) of Texas told The Federalist Radio Hour that he’s a big "Simpsons" fan, but when asked to recite a line from the show,...
  • Trump says presidential campaign is 'bad for my brand'

    07/04/2015 7:28:17 PM PDT · by South40 · 56 replies
    Donald Trump admitted that his presidential campaign is hurting him financially. In an interview on Fox on Saturday, the real estate mogul hit back at critics who allege that he's just running for president for publicity, saying that his campaign has damaged his image and his businesses. "This isn't good for my brand, I think it's bad for my brand," Trump said. "Maybe I'm leading in polls, but this is certainly not good. I lose customers, I lose people." Still, Trump maintained that his businesses are "very strong," and haven't been too hurt by the bad publicity yet.
  • Hillary's Cribs Shock Young People

    07/04/2015 3:21:17 PM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 36 replies
    Campus Reform Correspondent Cabot Phillips played "Candidate's Cribs" with young people in front of the White House. After trying to guess which Presidential candidate has lived in a series of mansions, many of them were shocked to find out that Hillary Clinton had lived in all four of them.
  • Ted Cruz : TREVOR LOUDON is FLORIDA Orlando Conference Keynote Speaker (July 18) : RSVP Today !

    07/04/2015 5:09:03 AM PDT · by Patton@Bastogne · 5 replies
    Ted Cruz Florida Grassroots Victory Team ^ | 2015-07-04 | Patton@Bastogne
    . Florida Conservatives, We’re excited to announce that Trevor Loudon is the Keynote Speaker at the “Ted Cruz Florida Grassroots Leadership Conference” (Orlando, July 18, 2015). Trevor Loudon is an internationally acclaimed Conservative with a dynamic message for all Americans working to preserve freedom and liberty. Conference RSVP instructions are provided below. Conference seating is limited to 150 persons. Send your “RSVP Reservation E-Mail” today. . RSVP "today" for the "Ted Cruz Florida Grassroots Leadership Conference" Conference RSVP Instructions ... Last RSVP Day is Sunday, July 12 @ Midnight (150 maximum) Orlando, Saturday, July 18, 2015 ... 1:00 to 4:00...
  • Donald Trump: Whose voters is he stealing?

    07/04/2015 12:49:58 AM PDT · by South40 · 62 replies
    Right now, Donald Trump is like a black hole whose stupendous gravitational pull is attracting a lot of media attention and some of the voters associated with the Republican 2016 presidential race. Which of his rivals in particular is this hurting? After all, Mr. Trump’s poll numbers have risen sharply since he said that this time, he’s actually, positively running. Polling is a zero-sum game: His rise means other folks have fallen. Let’s look at the numbers and see which of Trump’s fellow candidates they are. ((snip)) Nationally, Trump’s jump into the fray has affected Marco Rubio the most, according...
  • Trump’s hotels are breached, capping a bad week

    07/01/2015 3:20:55 PM PDT · by GIdget2004 · 7 replies
    Politico ^ | 07/01/2015 | Tal Kopan
    Fired by NBC, dumped by Macy’s and now under assault by hackers? Presidential hopeful and property mogul Donald Trump suffered yet another piece of bad news on Wednesday as his company confirmed it was looking into reports that its hotel chain has suffered a payment card data breach.
  • Caption the Democrats

    07/01/2015 11:10:46 AM PDT · by Zakeet · 31 replies
    July 1, 2015
    They're obviously blowing and going ... but over what?
  • Ted Cruz : RSVP for FLORIDA Grassroots Conference & Ted Cruz National Look-A-Like Contest ! July-18

    06/30/2015 5:45:40 PM PDT · by Patton@Bastogne · 8 replies
    Ted Cruz Florida Grassroots Victory Team ^ | 2015-06-30 | Patton@Bastogne
    . RSVP "today" for the "Ted Cruz Florida Grassroots Leadership Conference" Conference RSVP Instructions ... Last RSVP Day is Sunday, July 12 @ Midnight (150 maximum) Orlando, Saturday, July 18, 2015 ... 1:00 to 4:00 PM-EST Visit to see Conference Event Flyer ================================ Enclosed are RSVP instructions for the “Ted Cruz Florida Grassroots Leadership Conference” (Orlando, July 18, 2015). You’re invited to visit the website for additional information ( Please SHARE this information with all your Florida Friends supporting Ted Cruz. Conference attendance is $ 35 per person. Children under 12 are not charged (limit is two per RSVP...
  • Scott Walker: the new Thad Cochran (Hires Brad Dayspring)

    06/30/2015 4:45:08 PM PDT · by gwgn02 · 41 replies
    RedState ^ | 6/30/2015 | Streiff
    Scott just went full RINO. Scott Walker just dropped off my list of acceptable candidates. I like a lot about Governor Walker but people are policy. And his decision to hire Brad Dayspring, an unprincipled political operative who combines viciousness and incompetence in equal measures tells us a lot. Congrats to @BDayspring on joining Team Walker! Huge get– one of the best communications strategists in the game. $$ — Alyssa Farah (@Alyssafarah) June 30, 2015 As we have documented here on RedState, Brad Dayspring was on of the loudest lying voices in the dishonest, dishonorable, and disreputable campaign the NRSC...
  • Parody: Bernie's in The House

    06/30/2015 12:38:55 PM PDT · by citizen · 1 replies
    N/A | 30 June 2015 | self
    Bernie's in The House To the tune of Burning Down the House, By Talking Heads Hill's out - she won't get what she's after New Hamp-shire loves its western neighbor He's a far left Socialist Bernie's in the House! Hold tight he is our perfect entry Far left that's where we want the country We must vote straight left to get Bernie in the House! Clinton lies, her heart is black Nor do we want Billy back. Our fascist leader is here! There's no time for half measures Bernie's all-in - that's for sure Fighting the Right with no fear!...
  • Countdown until Obama is OUT OF OFFICE

    06/28/2015 9:50:01 AM PDT · by bob_denard · 32 replies
    Countdown until Obama is OUT OF OFFICE
  • Saturday Night Funny Video: Senator Cruz’s ‘Hidden Talent’

    06/28/2015 6:25:24 AM PDT · by MN_Mike · 33 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | June 28, 2015 | Brent Baker
    Following Senator Ted Cruz’s “Center Seat” session on Wednesday’s Special Report, FNC’s Bret Baier ended his program with some YouTube clips showing Cruz “has a hidden talent on the campaign trail, apparently.” Cruz watched along with the audience and, afterward, offered an assessment of his talent.
  • CNN Mistakes Sex Toy Flag For ISIS Flag At London Gay Pride

    06/28/2015 1:50:31 AM PDT · by Ulmius · 10 replies
    The Huffington Post ^ | 06/27/2015 | Andres Jauregui
    They got one thing right -- that's definitely not Arabic. CNN devoted a segment to a purported ISIS flag that was spotted by correspondent Lucy Pawle in London during the city's gay pride celebrations Saturday. “If you look at the flag closely, it’s clearly not Arabic,” Pawle said. “In fact, it looks like it could be gobbledegook. But it’s very distinctively the ISIS flag.” That "gobbledegook" appears to be a an assortment of butt plugs, dildos and other sex toys arranged to look like the ISIS flag. Pawle went on to cast suspicion on a man dressed in black at...
  • The SCOTUS Marriage Decision, in Haiku

    06/27/2015 9:52:42 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 6 replies ^ | 6/26/15 | Daniela Lapidous
    Roberts Dissent....
  • Donald Trump bump terrifies GOP

    06/26/2015 3:44:44 PM PDT · by South40 · 124 replies
    Politico ^ | 26 JUN 2015 | JONATHAN TOPAZ and DANIEL STRAUSS
    Insiders worry the mogul will damage the eventual nominee and hurt a party struggling to connect with women and minorities. All jokes aside, the Republican Party is officially afraid of Donald Trump. He has virtually zero chance of winning the presidential nomination. But insiders worry that the loud-mouthed mogul is more than just a minor comedic nuisance on cable news; they fret that he’s a loose cannon whose rants about Mexicans and scorched-earth attacks on his rivals will damage the eventual nominee and hurt a party struggling to connect with women and minorities and desperate to win. “Donald Trump is...
  • Rick Perry's Response To SCOTUS' Obamacare Ruling Was Probably The Smartest Of All

    06/25/2015 9:24:09 PM PDT · by South40 · 26 replies
    Bustle ^ | 25 JUN 2015 | LAUREN HOLTER
    FULL TITLE: Rick Perry's Response To SCOTUS' Obamacare Ruling Was Probably The Smartest Of All The GOP Candidates' And now for some news that will come as no surprise: Republican presidential candidates were all sorts of disappointed Thursday when the Supreme Court voted to uphold Obamacare, allowing health care subsidies to remain in every state. The ruling was a huge victory for the Obama administration and the Democratic party as a whole, so naturally many within the GOP took the opportunity to make some major digs at SCOTUS. But not everyone was slamming the Supreme Court. Rick Perry had the...
  • Trump worship does the GOP no favors

    06/23/2015 11:58:49 PM PDT · by South40 · 87 replies
    WaPo ^ | 23 JUN 2015 | Jennifer Rubin
    Too many pundits and pols on the right, marinated in a toxic mix of self-pity and obtuseness, are bemused or even enchanted by Donald Trump. Considering what Trump stands for and how he presents himself to voters, this is both alarming and confounding. In the past he’s advocated a single-payer health care system (which even ObamaCare didn’t give us), called for massive tax increases, favored abortion rights, and revealed himself to be hyper-protectionist. Today he attacks those who want to reform Social Security and Medicare, the main threats to our fiscal future. He was a registered Democrat from 2001 to...
  • Donald Trump makes presidential bid official

    06/22/2015 1:26:41 PM PDT · by South40 · 87 replies
    Politico ^ | 22 JUN 2015 | TARINI PARTI
    Nearly a week after announcing he was running for president, Donald Trump has made it official and filed his paperwork with the Federal Election Commission. The one-page statement of candidacy was hand-delivered to the FEC on Monday. Trump had 15 days to send the document to the agency. Based on the document, the business tycoon’s campaign committee will be called Donald J. Trump for President, Inc.
  • Fashion police! Obama ladies, you're under arrest

    06/22/2015 6:12:36 AM PDT · by rktman · 28 replies ^ | 6/22/2015 | Barbara Simpson
    I think it’s swell that the Obama females are on another international cultural tour – mother, two daughters and grandmother. It’s just heartwarming they’re all getting a first-class ’round the world experience – this time London, Milan, Vicenza and Venice. Media say the first lady is representing our country as she continues her march across continents, giving speeches and glad-handing with royalty and politicians. We’ve got the pictures in media – print, TV and the Internet. Yes, pictures! As I said, “Can we talk?” I have a beef with all this – and I realize I’m in somewhat dangerous territory...
  • Latest victim of global warming: loaves of bread will be smaller in future, warn scientists

    06/22/2015 6:09:35 AM PDT · by C210N · 33 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 22 Jun 2015 | Jonathan Pearlman
    Long-term global warming will have a deflating effect on bread, and a “2050 loaf” will be crumpled and small due a reduction in the amount of protein in grains, Australian scientists have found.
  • Rick Perry: Brian Williams Deserves a Second Chance

    06/21/2015 7:35:22 PM PDT · by South40 · 45 replies
    Newsmax ^ | 19 JUN 2015 | Bill Hoffmann
    Disgraced NBC newsman Brian Williams — who will now move to MSNBC after admitting he lied about some of his reporting — has at least one cheerleader among the huge field of Republican presidential contenders. Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry tells Newsmax TV it's time to forgive and forget as Williams attempts to revitalize his career following a six-month suspension.
  • Trump on Kelo: I happen to agree with it 100 percent [2011]

    06/21/2015 12:47:29 PM PDT · by South40 · 56 replies
    PJMedia ^ | April 20, 2011 | Owen Brennan
    Credit Mark Levin with bursting the Trump bubble. Just last week he was the first voice on the right to thoroughly dissect Trump’s history of political activity (donations to Hillary, Weiner, Rahm, Schumer and others). He was also the first to ask a number of important questions about Trump’s world view, including, “What does he think about Kelo?” The Club for Growth is out today with the answer … directly from Trump himself from 2005 on Fox News. “I happen to agree with it 100 percent, not that I would want to use it. [note below, he would actually want...
  • The Art of the Con, by Donald Trump

    06/21/2015 12:35:47 PM PDT · by South40 · 29 replies
    National Review ^ | 21 JUN 2015 | KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON
    Conservatives love a faction. Among my friends here at National Review, we have conservatarians (Charles C. W. Cooke), reform conservatives (Ramesh Ponnuru), the secular Right (Andrew Stuttaford), etc. The distinctive features of those camps are, respectively, being comfortable with gay marriage, favoring tax credits for children, and favoring tax credits for the children of gay marriages so long as the money doesn’t end up in the offering plate. ((snip)) Whatever Trump’s appeal is to the Right’s populist elements, it isn’t policy. He is a tax-happy crony capitalist who is hostile to free trade but very enthusiastic about using state violence...
  • Republican Leadership Comes Out as “Transpolitical,” Self-Identify as Democrats (satire)

    06/19/2015 10:58:21 AM PDT · by cotton1706 · 10 replies ^ | 6/18/15 | E. Williams
    Finally explaining their unexplainable actions in Congress since the midterm elections last November, House and Senate leaders announced today that they were “transpolitical,” meaning they consider themselves to be a member of both political parties. The move was made after Speaker of the House, John Boehner, said he viewed being called a “RINO” (Republican in Name Only) to be a political micro-aggression, and it always made him cry. Congressman Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell also said that conservative lawmakers and critics have been hurting their feelings for quite some time by questioning their decisions and they were...
  • 6 Interesting Facts About Donald Trump's Christian Faith

    06/19/2015 6:03:00 AM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 40 replies
    Christian Post ^ | 06/19/2015 | BY RAY NOTHSTINE
    Many political experts will not take Donald Trump's quest for the Republican presidential nomination seriously, possibly for good reason. Trump, most notable for his vast real estate empire, wealth, bankruptcies, reality TV show, high profile divorces, and of late, his brash political statements, professes to be a Christian. As The Christian Post reported Tuesday, he even claims he would be "the greatest jobs president God ever created." While Trump might not be popular with a large segment of the Republican Party, many voters no longer feel connected to Washington or what they see as a professional and entrenched political class....
  • Parody: Jeb Bush Speaks In Spanish About The Importance Of Speaking In English

    06/17/2015 11:14:22 AM PDT · by smoothsailing · 9 replies
    Western Journalism ^ | 6-7-2015 | Pedro Gonzales
    Parody: Jeb Bush Speaks In Spanish About The Importance Of Speaking In English "If they haven't committed murder, is it really fair to deport?" Pedro Gonzales - June 17, 2015 A parody of a Jeb Bush interview: ( Click image for video)

    06/17/2015 12:46:48 AM PDT · by z taxman · 41 replies
    Breitbart ^ | May 21, 2015 | Jeff Poor
    On Thursday’s broadcast of Fox News Channel’s “The Kelly File,” host Megyn Kelly challenged potential Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump on his remarks on Twitter critical of “Draw Mohammad” event organizer Pamela Geller. According to Trump, Geller was a “terrible messenger,” but Kelly questioned that response since Geller was in defiance of a movement that challenged American ideals. Partial transcript as follows: KELLY: Let’s talk about free speech because after that Pam Geller event down in Garland, Texas, where they were attacked and the two would-be Jihadi’s were shot dead by the police force, you also sent out some tweets...
  • Kristol Cracks Up When Dean Claims 'Hillary Is Change'

    06/16/2015 6:19:11 AM PDT · by governsleastgovernsbest · 15 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    Think of Hillary Clinton. I know, I know, but work with me. Now think of the first 100 things that come to mind. Is "change" one of them? It is for Howard Dean, and Bill Kristol found that hilarious. On today's Morning Joe, explaining his early endorsement of Hillary, Dean claimed that "Hillary Clinton is change." That was enough to provoke hearty laughter in the normally-composed Kristol. Manifestly in a jocular mood, Kristol later turned the PC tables on Mika Brzezinski. When she claimed that young people are very enthusiastic about Hillary, Kristol told Mika that she needed to hang...

    06/15/2015 2:56:08 PM PDT · by NYer · 20 replies
    First Things ^ | January 12, 2015 | Matthew Schmitz
    Langston Hughes looked kindly on racial “passing.” In his essay, Fooling Our White Folks, he describes it as a con at the expense of whites who deserve whatever they get: “Because our American whites are stupid in so many ways, racially speaking, I have great tolerance for persons of color who deliberately set out to fool our white folks.”Our white folks are very easily fooled. Being so simple about race, why shouldn’t they be? . . . since they are prejudiced, there’s no harm in fooling the devil, is there? . . . Most colored folks think that as long...
  • Let’s Enjoy the Best Rachel Dolezal Jokes While We Await the Hot Takes

    06/14/2015 4:41:03 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 73 replies
    New York Magazine ^ | Jessica Roy
    When news broke last night that the president of Spokane's NAACP chapter Rachel Dolezal is actually a white woman who's been pretending for years to be black, Twitter erupted into a cacophony of outrage, disbelief, and — best of all — jokes. While we prepare for the impending storm of hot takes — and, as activist Deray McKesson put it, some actually interesting essays exploring "performative blackness, appropriation as reality, and the white gaze" — let's take a moment to enjoy the humor in this before it's considered too mean. For instance, Dolezal's Twitter handle is literally @HarlmRenaissanc. You can't...
  • satire USS Gabrielle Giffords Christened As Navy’s First Gun-Free Warship

    06/14/2015 1:57:54 PM PDT · by RightGeek · 44 replies
    DuffelBlog ^ | 6/13/2015 | Ted Heller
    MOBILE, Ala. — Seeking to honor a retired congresswoman and 2011 shooting victim in the most considerate and respectful way possible, the Navy today christened the future USS Gabrielle Giffords (LCS-10), a first-of-its-kind, gun-free warship. Designed to hold a core crew of 40 sailors, the Independence-class littoral combat ship has been stripped bare of its Mk 110 57-millimeter gun, all four of its Mk2 .50-cal machine guns, its Evolved SeaRAM 11 cell missile launcher, and its entire cache of small arms, which are typically issued to boarding teams and watch standers. “Having this mighty warship be 100% gun-free not only...
  • Transracial NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal Inspires Bald Man to Come Out as Transfollicular

    06/13/2015 8:24:00 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 96 replies
    youtube ^ | 6-13-2015 | Eric Schwartz
    When I heard Spokane NAACP head Rachel Dolezal was transracial, I was inspired to reveal my own secret. Please spread the word...there are more like me. TOUR DATES:
  • Definitely the Best Zionist Conspiracy Ever

    06/13/2015 3:33:00 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 35 replies
    Arutz Sheva ^ | 13/6/15 | Ari Soffer
    Picture with humorous caption From Zionist sharks to Mossad vultures; for anti-Zionists, where Israel is concerned conspiracy theories are always in-vogue - no matter how outlandish or just plain nuts they sound. Vying for this year's best Israel-related conspiracy theory is an Islamist activist in the UK, who claims he has been the victim of a most dastardly of Zionist deeds. According to Asghar Bukhari, founder of the extremist Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPAC), Zionists broke into his house last night and stole... his shoe. No kidding. Text of tweet
  • SATIRE: Netanyahu Endorses Candidate in U.S. Presidential Race

    * TEL AVIV, ISRAEL: In a nearly unprecedented move, Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu has endorsed a candidate in the 2016 race for President of the United States. Netanyahu made his announcement during an early morning press conference Friday. Traditionally, the protocol among heads of state has been to steer clear of any and all political endorsement of other candidates or incumbent heads of state, and to not in any way be involved in the elections of other nations. But perhaps being fueled by anger after recently learning that current U.S. President, Barak Obama has at US taxpayer expense, sent...
  • Texas blocks direct Tesla sales; Texas pol thinks company is run by ‘Mr. Tesla’

    06/11/2015 5:59:26 AM PDT · by mikey_hates_everything · 30 replies
    BGR ^ | 5/20/15 | Yoni Heisler
    The following criticism from Texas state Representative Senfronia Thompson highlights the challenge Tesla is up against. “It would have been wiser if Mr. Tesla had sat down with the car dealers first,” Thompson said. Yes, if only Mr. Tesla came back from the dead to sit down for a nice little tete-a-tete with car dealers, perhaps then they could have hammered out a mutually beneficial agreement.
  • Ted Cruz is finished

    06/10/2015 3:24:43 PM PDT · by DoodleDawg · 2 replies
    Salon ^ | 6/10/15 | Simon Maloy
    It’s sometimes easy to forget that Ted Cruz is running for president. While other 2016 Republican candidates are out giving big speeches and attaching themselves to causes and making trips to Europe, Cruz has stayed relatively quiet, which is strange given that his animating purpose up to this point has been to loudly remind you that Ted Cruz exists. The biggest headlines Cruz has earned for himself lately were for a dumb joke he told about Joe Biden just after the vice president’s son died (Cruz quickly apologized). That’s not to say he hasn’t been busy, though. Despite middling poll...
  • Newspaper celebrates MLB's first amphibious pitcher [Not a joke]

    06/09/2015 11:26:48 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 61 replies
    sbnation ^ | 6/8/15 | Bill Hanstock
    Look, everyone is excited about Pat Venditte. But we can't be too busy to fact-check things like "the word for someone who can use both hands equally well."
  • Black Pastor to Al Sharpton: 'You're Nothing But a Pimp!'

    06/09/2015 10:50:29 AM PDT · by bob_denard · 25 replies
    FoxNews ^ | June 9, 2015 | By DR. SUSAN BERRY, Breitbart News
    At a Hartford, Connecticut rally supposedly called to protest five homicides of young people in the city over the past two weeks – four of them shootings – Rev. Al Sharpton was challenged Saturday by a black pastor for asking every preacher present to donate $100 to Sharpton’s civil rights organization, National Action Network (NAN). Pastor Marcus Mosiah Jarvis of Christ the Cornerstone Praise and Western Tabernacle, however, shouted at Sharpton as he strode down the center aisle of the crowded church, “How dare you ask the people of Hartford to give you their money! You’re nothing but a pimp!”
  • A family of four skunks decided to make the visiting dugout at Dodger Stadium their home

    06/06/2015 12:10:56 PM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 15 replies ^ | 6/5/15 | Chris Landers
    It started innocently enough, when there was a curious sighting after the Dodgers lost to the Cardinals on Thursday night at Dodger Stadium -- a skunk, roaming around on the warning track, just minding his own business.... When the Cardinals took the field for pregame warmup, they were greeted with not one, not two, but a family of four skunks, all stuck under one of the photography wells in the visiting dugout.
  • Ted Cruz 2016 : FLORIDA Team -- June 12 Naples Visit by Pastor Rafael Cruz (RSVP for 11:30 AM Lunch)

    06/05/2015 4:04:27 PM PDT · by Patton@Bastogne · 22 replies
    Ted Cruz Florida Grassroots Victory Team ^ | 2015-06-04 | Patton@Bastogne
    . Ted Cruz Florida Grassroots Supporters, Come meet Pastor Rafael Cruz on 12 June (Friday) at 11:30 AM in Naples, Florida ! This great event is hosted by the Women’s Republican Club of Naples Federated and the Men’s Republican Club of Collier County. RSVP by E-Mailing -- or calling 239-598-9833. Make sure that you also set your calendar for the MASSIVE TEA PARTY RALLY scheduled for 2:00 PM on Saturday, June 20th. This historic Florida political event is hosted by the Fort Lauderdale Tea Party team (under the excellent leadership of Danita Kilcullen and Jack Gillies). This event is...
  • Pentagon To Bypass Iraqi Army And Supply ISIS Directly (Satire!)

    06/05/2015 3:08:30 PM PDT · by Cry if I Wanna · 7 replies
    The DuffleBlog ^ | June 4, 2015 | Jay-B
    WASHINGTON — Recognizing the need for a new strategy to fight ISIS, the Pentagon announced today that it would no longer supply the Iraqi Army with American vehicles, artillery and rifles, and instead would supply materiel directly to ISIS. CENTCOM spokesman Air Force Col. Patrick Ryder says the idea “would be a game changer.” The plan has its roots in Army Capt. Noel Abelove’s PowerPoint briefing, which was hailed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, sources said. Abelove, a supply officer on the Joint Logistics Staff (J-4), realized that cutting out the Iraqi Army middlemen had numerous advantages.
  • Obama: ‘I Will Never Engage in a Politics in Which I’m Trying to Divide People’

    06/03/2015 10:51:33 AM PDT · by rktman · 44 replies ^ | 6/3/2015 | Staff |
    President Barack Obama said during a town hall meeting at the White House on Tuesday that he would never engage in a politics that was aimed at dividing people along the lines of race, ethnicity, religion or gender.
  • No broken leg? The real reason Kerry needed to fly to Geneva for emergency surgery!

    06/01/2015 5:01:58 PM PDT · by dead · 42 replies
  • If 90s Sitcom Laugh Tracks Were Replaced With Hillary Clinton’s Laugh

    06/01/2015 10:25:19 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 37 replies
    Independent Journal Review (IJR) ^ | May 29, 2015 | Colin Chocola
    If you haven’t heard it, Hillary Clinton has a distinct laugh. If her laugh replaced the laugh track in classic 90s sitcoms, it would sound something like this: ...
  • 25 Funny and Geeky Kids Who are Trying to Outsmart the School System (NOT!)

    05/31/2015 6:10:34 AM PDT · by Wiz-Nerd · 9 replies
    Techeblog ^ | 5/31/2015 | Staff
    There are some kids that just absolutely love school, and then these twenty-five who have other clever ways of dealing with it. For example, this student has a legitimate example for not doing their math homework...a duck fell asleep on the calculator. This may not work for every teacher, but this might have earned them some extra time.
  • Man steps on a snake while busy on smartphone.

    05/29/2015 1:35:43 AM PDT · by Redcitizen · 47 replies
    Loaded Gear ^ | 05-28-2015 | author unknown
    A man walking to work while concentrating on his smartphone showed why one shouldn’t walk while concentrating on their smartphone because you never know what you might run into—like a snake, for instance. Tim Malone, a DJ at OK Skateland in Chickasha, Oklahoma, learned this lesson the hard way, as surveillance video from inside OK Skateland showed:
  • The Bernie Sanders Save the Children Fund (Video Satire)

    05/28/2015 10:06:37 AM PDT · by RightGeek · 8 replies
    Reason TV ^ | Remy and Austin & Meredith Bragg
    Meet Hanna. Hanna wasn't always hungry – but then Old Spice released its Red Zone Aqua Reef Sweat Defense Solid. Now she’s starving. "You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country." - Sen. Bernie Sanders Video at