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  • Russians Mock, Ridicule Charge They Helped Trump Win

    01/07/2017 5:53:26 PM PST · by dynachrome · 18 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | 1-7-17 | Tyler Drden
    Mountain gave birth to a mouse: all the accusations against Russia are based on "confidence" and assumptions. The US was also assured of the presence of weapons of mass destruction from Saddam (google translation)
  • [Vanity]Messing with the scammers...

    01/06/2017 10:57:09 AM PST · by StormPrepper · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | Nov 3, 2016 | Joe Danley
    This is hilarious if you got the time to listen to it all. There are a lot of criminal companies in India that scam people in the US and the UK out of money by scaring them. In this case they claim to be the IRS and demand payment of some made amount or the US government will sue them... These are also the companies that claim to be "Microsoft Tech Support" and scam people out of support fees. There's a video on youtube that records what happens when one these fake tech guys fake calls a guy in the...
  • Video: And Now, A Special Message to Predictable, Self-Important Hollywood Celebrities

    01/06/2017 9:40:14 AM PST · by SMGFan · 15 replies
    townhall ^ | January 6, 2017 | Guy Benson
    Before you take in our latest creation, feel free to check out the (latest) video we are satirizing -- which may not even be necessary, to be quite honest.  Why?  Because it feels like the lefty glitterati has been making this exact same video, using the exact same tired format, for at least the last five election cycles. It's been especially bad this year, to the point that they've already been ridiculed for it.  Anyway, in case you could use a refresher, here are some famous and quasi-famous people broadcasting their "demands" to Congress. They are super serious, you guys:
  • Beheading attire and sexy suicide vests? Satire of ISIS wives stirs anger and praise

    01/06/2017 9:00:49 AM PST · by bigbob · 18 replies
    Yahoo and Youtube ^ | 1-6-17 | Guy Faulconbridge and Ritvik Carvalho
    The wives of Islamic State fighters ponder what to wear at a beheading and assess how sexy they look in suicide vests in a BBC satire which has sparked both anger and praise for tackling the fate of women who travel to Syria to join the militants. In a clip from the BBC's "Revolting" TV comedy show, entitled "Real Housewives of ISIS" which aired on Tuesday, one "wife" of a militant fighter in Syria says: "It's only three days to the beheading and I've got no idea what to wear." "This is my sixth marriage - I have been widowed...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/06/2017 4:21:06 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 47 replies
       I love cuddling.......technology  Dun...dun.......dun..dun.....dun..dun....dun..dun.....dun...dun....da..da..da....  But I LOVE you!  That's harsh   Not feeling the love  Cats, be like...
  • Today's Toons 1/6/17

    01/06/2017 3:58:03 AM PST · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/6/17 | pookie18
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  • Dan Nainan has been telling every newspaper he can find he's 35. He's 55.

    01/05/2017 10:18:11 AM PST · by Trump20162020 · 13 replies
    The Daily Beast ^ | January 5, 2017 | Ben Collins
    Dan Nainan is known as a 35-year-old former Intel engineer who now makes millions as a comedian. The fact that he’s 20 years older is the least weird part of his story. Last week, it happened again. This time it was Forbes, smack dab in the headline. “Millennial Dan Nainan Left Intel To Make His Millions Entertaining Others With Comedy.” Millennial Dan Nainan has been the go-to millennial in a whole lot of news stories in the past year. He was 35 in an AP story that appeared in the Chicago Tribune about undecided voters on Nov. 6, two days...
  • Earnest Heading for Surgery

    01/05/2017 8:10:08 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 11 replies
    Hillbilly sage
    Gender neutral Presidential spox Josh Earnest is scheduled for surgery in about two weeks when he leaves the White House. Doctors at Hillside Veterinary Clinic say it will be a two step procedure. The second step will be to remove more than a foot of excess growth from his nose, the first will be to extricate it from Obamas' posterior. In a somewhat related story, both the Ex-Pres & Ex-First Ho will both receive medical attention for conditions related to over exertion. Obama will be treated for a problem similar to carpal tunnel, known as "Selfie Finger". Moochelle will undergo...
  • Today's Toons 1/5/17

    01/05/2017 3:45:12 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/5/17 | pookie18
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  • Bo Bice in Tears as He Claims 'Racial Prejudice' After Being Called 'White Boy' at Popeyes

    01/04/2017 10:14:18 PM PST · by Timpanagos1 · 57 replies
    People ^ | 1/4/17 | DAVE QUINN
    He first made headlines in 2005, finishing second place to Carrie Underwood on American Idol‘s fourth season. And now Bo Bice is back in the spotlight — but for a very different reason. The 41-year-old singer and father of four made headlines recently after an employee at Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen referred to him as “white boy.” The incident happened at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport on Dec. 30, where the musician claimed a handful of African-American employees mocked his name after he had ordered — calling him “Bow-Bow,” “Boo-Boo,” and “Bo-Bo.” Mistakenly ringing his order in twice, one of the group...
  • The Last Party (satire)

    01/04/2017 6:33:40 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 1 replies
    1/4/17 | RetiredTexasVet
    The last party of the Obama Administration at the White House will be on the 17th of January 2017 with a wide variety of Hollywood, sports, entertainment, MSM, political, and other self-important elites. The idea for "The Last Party" came out of a statement by Moo in her interview with Oprah. Moo whined that since Trump had won the election, she knew what it was like to "have no hope". Oprah, thinking that the VP, Slow Joe Biden was part of the staff, ordered him to round up all the "H", "O", "P", and "E" keys from all the computers...
  • Moving Day (German humorous ad-time for obozo to go)

    01/04/2017 4:58:39 PM PST · by dynachrome · 20 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/2/17 | Move 24
    German moving company commercial
  • Dan Rather teaching ‘Truth in the News’ course

    01/04/2017 3:39:20 PM PST · by COBOL2Java · 28 replies
    Media Equalizer ^ | January 4th, 2017, 14:17 EST | Brian Maloney
    Raising eyebrows among some critics, former CBS anchor Dan Rather is now teaching an online course focused on ethics in journalism. Called “Journalism & Finding the Truth in the News” and offered through Udemy, the class is aimed at both media career aspirants and the general public.
  • Today's Toons 1/4/17

    01/04/2017 3:25:13 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/4/17 | pookie18
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  • Some Lawyer Is Posting Hilarious "Tips" On Facebook

    01/03/2017 9:06:30 AM PST · by virgil283 · 24 replies
    college humor ^ | Ross Snow
    "Drinking ice water just before your drug test does not explain why your urine sample is cold"...The life of a lawyer is an insane one. Or at least that's the case for this West Virginian lawyer who has been posting hilarious advice drawn from his actual life experience on Facebook for years now. Check out some of his posts...for all future "legal advice."
  • Today's Toons 1/3/17

    01/03/2017 4:17:05 AM PST · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/3/17 | pookie18
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  • Larry the Cable Guy & his Christmas Story

    01/02/2017 11:36:24 AM PST · by Bob434 · 7 replies
    Youtube ^ | Larry
    Thought you all might enjoy Larry's take on political correctness at Christmas time- Very funny stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6VfWh1atU4
  • NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend

    01/02/2017 8:08:08 AM PST · by Bender2 · 146 replies
    ESPN.com ^ | ESPN.com
    NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend Saturday, Jan 7 4:35 PM ET Raiders at Texans 8:15 PM ET Lions at Seahawks Sunday, Jan 8 1:05 PM ET Dolphins at Steelers 4:40 PM ET Giants at Packers
  • Today's Toons 1/2/17

    01/02/2017 4:00:43 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/2/17 | pookie18
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  • Thank You Obama

    01/01/2017 9:07:16 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 30 replies
    01/01/17 | Hillbilly sage
    After 8+ years of anger, name calling and strife, my one New Years resolution is to force myself to be more kind and forgiving. To help me to do that I have chosen to think what my Grandparents would say, They were kind and gentle mountain folk and owned a small farm with a couple of cows and one horse. So it is in their honor that I utter these words: " Thank you Obama for your service to Americans". because I clearly recall them saying thank you to the man who brought the bull to service their cows.