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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • DNC Crowd Erupts As Kermit Gosnell Gives Surprise Speech From Prison (Satire)

    07/29/2016 11:12:34 AM PDT · by Morgana · 2 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | July 28, 2016 | staff
    PHILADELPHIA, PA—Rumors had been floating around the 2016 Democratic National Convention all week about a “special surprise speaker” set to address the crowd on its final day. That speaker turned out to be Kermit Gosnell, infamous abortion provider and barbaric serial killer of born-alive infants, who was beamed in to speak Thursday from the Huntingdon prison where he is currently serving life without the possibility of parole. After being introduced as “champion of women’s rights, martyr for the greater cause, and fearless liberator, Dr. Kermit Gosnell,” the audience erupted into a frenzied applause which lasted more than ten minutes. Planned...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-29-16 (Caption This Photo of Skinner With Hillary)

    07/29/2016 11:01:00 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 29, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    Skinner went to the WikiLeaks Convention in Philly and was finally able to meet his idol in person as you can see in the photo above. It pretty much perfectly encapsulates Hillary: plastic, distant, and completely unrelatable to real people Of course, that makes no difference to a typical Hillary worshipper such as Skinner since he is happy for any kind of contact with his digital idol. Your task, should you decide to accept it, is to CAPTION that photo of Skinner with his goddess, Hillary. I do have one other photo of Skinner in my possession but it...
  • DNC Wrap The Musical: This Is It!

    07/29/2016 5:32:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-29-2016 | MOTUS
    New frock, new voice coach, same old Hill (and her shadow). Clearly, This Is It!"This Is It" – Kenny Loggins & Michael McDonaldThere've been times in my life I've been wonderin' whyStill, somehow I believed we'd always survive Now, I'm not so sure You're waiting to hear One good reason to tryBut, what more can I say What's left to provide(You think that maybe it's over)(Only if you want it to be) Are you gonna wait for a sign, your miracleStand up and fight(This is it)Make no mistake where you are(This is it) Your back's to the corner(This is it)...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast

    07/28/2016 5:06:32 PM PDT · by PROCON · 20 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | July 28, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder and guests as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • War For The White House

    07/28/2016 1:32:33 PM PDT · by Kenny · 7 replies
    Youtube ^ | GPACgames
    This is the site for a card game/electronic version of game on the election. The game is a take on classic war game but with political spin. It's humorous, fun little game for those not already saturated with the election if any. :-)
  • You Like Obama, Vote For His Mama

    07/28/2016 4:23:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-28-2016 | MOTUS
    Not that Bridge Over Troubled Water isn’t an apt anthem for the DNC, it’s just that after last night’s touching reunion onstage I think this Paul Simon standard might have been more appropriate:No I would not give you false hope On this strange and mournful day But the mother and child reunion Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mineI can't for the life of me Remember a sadder day I know they say let it be But it just don't work out that way And the course of a lifetime runs Over and over againNo I would...
  • Uncensored DNC Hillary Intro (Video of what really happened at DNC last nite)

    07/27/2016 3:53:41 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 33 replies
    youtube (not really PBS) ^ | 7-27-16 | Leigh Scott
    https://youtu.be/8A7AviPLc28
  • STOP HER!

    07/27/2016 5:44:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-27-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember the RNC’s daily themes? Make America Safe Again, Make America Work Again, Make America First Again and Make America One Again? And while the Dems mocked the themes that didn’t stop them from purloining the theme-of-the-day concept for their own convention.Day 1 theme: BLM – Bernie Lives (don’t) Matter, aka "United Together." If by “united” you mean divided Bernie Bro haz a sadand by “together” you mean not so much.Day 2 theme: BLM – Blue Lives (don’t) Matter, in which  "Mothers of the Movement" were featured speakers of the evening.Brought to you by the party responsible for creating the...
  • Michelle Obama Brings It: Convention Bump to Follow

    07/26/2016 5:18:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-26-2016 | MOTUS
    Boy, Lady M really brought it last night. It only took 7 1/2 years and untold billions of dollars – butt behold, a FLOTUS who’s ready for prime time. Dress, age appropriate; voice, toned down (sorry, pretty sure that’s a sexist microaggression of some sort). And I think she’s been taking speech lessons from Hillary’s voice coach.  Unfortunately, even with the coaching, she still schtruggled a little with those pesky “st” words like “schtronger,” “schtrength,” and “shtriving:” butt bless her heart, she tried. “We cannot afford to be tired or frush-trated or cynical.”All while managing to keep race front and...
  • Sgt. Schultz and Hillary: "I Know Nothing"

    07/25/2016 5:24:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-25-2016 | MOTUS
    You remember the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:”Behold, the 21st century version:  “the Hillary Standard.” "I often feel like there's the Hillary standard and then there's the standard for everybody else," she told CBS. And, strangely, many of her opponents agree with her assessment. @60Minutes @HillaryClinton FBI Dir. Comey agrees pic.twitter.com/StIG0ShmGL— Antonio (@Antonio9847) July 25, 2016 Here are some excerpts (outtakes, as the questions about the DNC emails didn’t make it to the final cut) from the 60 Minutes interview with Hillary yesterday: "No, I didn't know anything about it, and I haven't read any of those," Clinton responded."Again, I don't...
  • I Think My Dog's a Democrat Bryan Lewis Official Video .

    07/24/2016 9:46:03 PM PDT · by Utilizer · 14 replies
    uuuuu't-uuuuubbeh ^ | May 5, 2016 | Bryan Lewis
    Published on May 5, 2016 I Think My Dog's a Democrat Music Video Bryan Lewis Hilarious or should we say "Hillaryous" Buy single on iTunes http://itunes.apple.com/album/id11114... Category Entertainment License Standard YouTube License
  • Back To Our Roots (I hope that’s not considered a microaggresion)

    07/24/2016 5:32:30 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-24-2016 | MOTUS
    I know: there are some Dems calling for Debbie Wasserman Schultz to be dumped as head of the DNC. Her offense? Leaked emails. Boy those Dems are tough on leakers! Now do you understand why Hillary went to such lengths to ensure nobody would ever be able to see her official emails?Butt enough of that, I have bigger fish to fry. Today I’m going back to my roots – reflecting the fashion iconery of our FLOTUS. For all of you doubters out there who’ve questioned – sometimes not so graciously – Lady M’s status as a fashion forward icon, I...
  • Bon Appétit!

    07/23/2016 5:49:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 31 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-23-2016 | MOTUS
    I don’t know about you butt I’m sick of the sick world and need a day off. Let’s go to the farmers market!In my neck of the woods it’s peak season…for lots of things. Tomatoes – heirloom or otherwise:Corn:Blueberries:Peppers, mild and HOT!Etc.Etc.Etc. If you can’t find something here to make you happy, you’re doing something wrong. So let’s get those summer recipes rolling – even if it’s just luscious ripe tomatoes,luxurious buratta (Bel Gioioso brand now available at Costco if you can eat 8 balls within a week – and who can’t?),fresh basil, olive oil and grilled bread.Toss in some...
  • The Triple Double Shotgun

    07/22/2016 10:45:36 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 17 replies
    AShooting Journal ^ | 7/22/2016 | C Bailey
    You read right, this beast of a shotgun has 6 barrels and holds 48 rounds at a time. The ultimate zombie apocalypse weapon. Triple double is usually a term thrown around in basketball. Not so much in shotgun lingo. Double barrel shotguns are awesome. But you know what they are not as awesome as? A triple double shotgun. The guys from Demolition Ranch brings us one of the coolest and craziest guns you will ever see. Sure it is super heavy and quite uncomfortable and to be honest, not practical whats so ever. But that doesn’t matter because it is...
  • Prouder, Stronger, Better

    07/22/2016 5:51:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-22-2016 | MOTUS
    Take heart, it may well be morning in America again.And I can assure you of one thing, with words like this: Together, we will lead our party back to the White House, and we will lead our country back to safety, prosperity, and peace. We will be a country of generosity and warmth. But we will also be a country of law and order. The most important difference between our plan and that of our opponents, is that our plan will put America First. Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.We are going to build a great border wall to...
  • FBI Director James Comey Recommends Indictment of Melania Trump And Ivanka Trump [Satire]

    07/21/2016 7:22:24 PM PDT · by kiryandil · 10 replies
    July 21, 2016 | moi
    FBI Director James Comey today recommended that Melania Trump be indicted for a felony violation of an obscure Federal law involving "plagiarism". Comey would not name the Federal law, because 1) it's an active investigation and 2) Attorney General Loretta Lynch has not yet met privately with former president "Bent" Bill Clinton and presidential hopeful "Crooked" Hillary Clinton on a plane somewhere in order to craft the wording of the Federal law. Comey also recommended that both Melania and Ivanka Trump be prosecuted for the new Federal crime of "Being Hotter Than Michelle "The Wookie" & "Crooked" Hillary", a felony...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast

    07/21/2016 5:19:26 PM PDT · by PROCON · 11 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | July 21, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Squirrel Escapes Death from Hawk by Ejecting

    07/21/2016 6:52:18 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 19 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 7/21/2016 | C Bailey
    Blast off! Watch as this squirrel leaps from tree and escapes from being this hawk’s lunch. Many scenarios in life require the fight or flight instinct. It is pretty clear which one this squirrel chose in his near death experience. This brown squirrel went from being dead meat to a flying squirrel in a matter of seconds. Like something out of a movie, it looks as if the squirrel hit Inspector Gadget’s ejector button as he launches from the greenery and into the blue sky. The squirrel lives to see another day and is telling all his squirrel buddies what...
  • RNC Day 3: That’s Mighty Red, White and Blue of You

    07/21/2016 5:27:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-21-2016 | MOTUS
    RNC, day 3. Here’s my rundown.Laura Ingraham – I like to call her “Dr. Laura” butt will restrain from doing so for fear of driving more  potential new readers away due to “having my head up my butt” – was great. Loved the way she went after the the skinny jeans, man-bun wearing pajama boys.I’m still a bit cheezed about her cheezing in on my gig, butt I’m going to be classy and set that aside for the good of the party. Besides, I think she’d make an awesome replacement for Megyn.Ted Cruz disappointed. I better leave it at that....
  • This Bear is all Business

    07/20/2016 7:19:28 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 7 replies
    AK Sportsman ^ | 7/20/2016 | E Nestor
    Check out this bear cub fight a cop. Luckily for this guy, this bear is just a cub. Bears when fully grown is best not to mess with one. Well that is unless it is a pet bear cub. This little bear has plenty of fight in it even though it is still pint sized. Give it a few months and this police officer would have no chance in hand to hand combat with a determined bear. While we do not know any specifics on this video, we do know this little bear is not to be messed with. Who...