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  • Affirmation For The MOTI

    07/13/2015 5:19:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-13-2015 | MOTUS
    Take a bow, MOTI, you are all innate insurgents.At least according to Daniel Greenfield, the Sultan of Knish. I think one of you must have posted a link to this post as it was in my satchel of “must reads.” Butt if, like me, you never find time to get around to reading all those gems stuffed into your perpetual stack of stuff, here’s one you don’t want to miss: Five Ways to Fight the Left and Make Your Life Better. He lists 5 things that the MOTI (Famiglia MOTUS) have been doing for years now. Organic Opposition doesn't require...
  • Armed American Radio (7-12-15)

    07/12/2015 5:01:10 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 1 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 7-12-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Kinky Boots – Forever!

    07/12/2015 5:38:25 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-12-2015 | MOTUS
    Of course it’s a musical! With TransJenders! Kinky Boots: A drag queen comes to the rescue of a man who, after inheriting his father's shoe factory, needs to diversify his product if he wants to keep the business afloat. That’s right, the entire first female family went to Broadway to watch the Tony Award winning Kinky Boots. Why? Because we’re on vacation! And we’re not going to Martha’s Vineyard for another 4 weeks. First Lady Michelle Obama and her two daughters brought their dancing shoes to the Saturday matinee of the hit Broadway show “Kinky Boots.”The First Family, despite the...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    07/12/2015 1:56:16 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 July 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Meanwhile In Washington...(18's not enough. Press pool told Pres Obama playing another 9 )

    07/11/2015 8:02:29 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 8 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | 7-11-15 | @markknoller
    18's not enough. Press pool told Pres Obama playing another 9 at Caves Valley. — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 11, 2015
  • A question for the politically correct?

    07/11/2015 7:19:46 PM PDT · by LonePalm · 19 replies
    Topix ^ | 7/11/2015 | Unknown
    I really wish I could take credit for this but I can't. If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner goes missing, will they put his/her picture on a carton of Half & Half?
  • Requiem for a Flag. And History

    07/11/2015 5:44:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 44 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-11-2015 | MOTUS
    Yeah, that’s right: all this for a damn flag. In the mistaken belief that denying history is the same as making it go away, the Confederate Flag was laid to rest yesterday by a coalition of States’ Rights deniers and 21st Century Orwellians.In a breath-taking act of self-censorship the South Carolina Assembly voted to refrain from exercising their freedom of expression and banished the flag from the capital. Forgetting, or ignoring, the actual history of the Civil War in favor of a version that makes it all about slavery is all very au courant. And it’s a cute trick: by denying...
  • What we need

    07/10/2015 8:37:54 PM PDT · by Mathews · 14 replies
    Mathewd | Mathewd
    Two words: Boondocks Saints.
  • One-Act Play Reveals Why The New York Times Kept Cruz’s Book Off The Bestseller List

    07/10/2015 4:59:40 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 3 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | July 10, 2015 | Patrick Howley
    Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz will not see his book “A Time For Truth” on The New York Times bestseller list. Even though the book sold 11,854 copies in its first week, ranking higher than 18 of the 20 books on the latest list, the Times told Cruz’s publisher HarperCollins that his book “didn’t meet that standard” to get recognized. The Times, which previously blocked Dinesh D’Souza’s bestseller “America” from getting on the list, later told Politico that they found evidence that “sales [for Cruz’s book] were limited to strategic bulk purchases.” While the Times has yet to show anyone...
  • One of these things is not like the other…

    07/10/2015 5:51:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-10-2015 | MOTUS
    One of these things is not like the other things…Is it: One is wearing a hoodieOne is wearing a cap and gownOne is not wearing a seatbeltOne is walking while whiteNone of the above The correct answer is 5, none of the above because: The real answer to our quiz is that, with the exception of Kate, Big Guy personally called to console family members of Trayvon, Michael and Freddie; and he sent representatives to their funerals. I would also note that Barry has also not publicly condemned “San Francisco” Sanchez for “acting stupidly” and murdering Kate while walking white...
  • TGIF Toons

    07/10/2015 3:33:53 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 July 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Fresh Crap, Every Day.

    07/09/2015 5:00:49 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-9-2015 | MOTUS
    If you’re one of those people who believes there’s no such thing as a coincidence, you’re my kind of cynic. And yesterday was your kind of day: The Wall Street Journal, United Airlines, New York Stock Exchange…all with “computer glitches?” I think not.-Do you think it’s a coincidence that America’s spelling has deteriorated since we adopted Common Core standards? Pleaze diskuss amongst yerselves.That’s right, fresh crap every day.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Dear Bernie, My People Came Here After Slavery

    07/08/2015 2:00:40 PM PDT · by CharlesOConnell · 19 replies
    Freep | 7/8/2015 | CharlesOConnell
     Dear Senator Sanders, I'd gladly apologize for anything my fat, rich, bourgeois, Kulak ancestors did. But please, precisely, explain what I'll be apologizing for. When Africans were being stolen from their country, my Irish ancestors were being told, "Either convert to the Protestant Church of Ireland, or just take your children and GET out on the road.(BTW: I don't blame you for the fact that your surname seems English.)
  • See If You Can Find the Victim Here.

    07/08/2015 6:03:43 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-8-2015 | MOTUS
    Let’s see if I’ve got the facts straight: illegal immigrant (no person is ‘illegal’”) - a repeat felon previously deported to Mexico 5 times (we don’t need no stinkin’ wall!) who was released despite a detainer request from ICE because San Francisco is a sanctuary city (“illegals” have rights too!) - steals gun from FBI agent’s car (if only we had better gun control laws!) and kills young woman in cold blood.And Hillary is still demanding citizenship for the 11 to 20 million illegals already in-country (plus the millions of others who will arrive in time to vote for her)? Well...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    07/08/2015 4:14:33 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 10 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 08 July 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • #BetterIdeas-R-Us

    07/07/2015 5:36:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-8-2015 | MOTUS
    Last August Big Guy admitted we didn’t have a plan to defeat ISIS/L. Then in February we rolled out the Harf plan of “Jobs for Jihadis” to defeat ISIS. Apparently that didn’t work out so Big Guy was forced to admit last mont that  “we don't have a complete strategy yet.”Since then Barry determined that we don’t actually need a strategy after all since “ideologies are not defeated with guns, they are defeated by better ideas.” So now we’re working on better ideas. Here’s the best of our better ideas so far: 1. Gay marriage, aka #LoveWins: 2. Capitalism: If...
  • Time To Greece That Squeaky Wheel?

    07/06/2015 4:59:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-6-2015 | MOTUS
    Remember this?Well congratulations! You are now! Except for one thing: after a few non-lethal union concessions, Detroit got the State to bail them and their pensions out. Greece just said “no” to the EU’s demand for concessions, so…this should be fun.Hard to believe isn’t it? The country that founded democracy has discovered how to destroy it. Well actually, Alexis de Tocqueville identified that mechanism a couple of centuries ago: “The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.” And we’ve been implementing it incrementally ever since:  Detroit’s giant tire...
  • Hot Dog Hillary

    07/05/2015 2:25:20 PM PDT · by Ge0ffrey · 17 replies
    (CONEY ISLAND) Joey Chestnut’s world record shattering total of 66 hot dogs consumed in 12 minutes was overshadowed by Senator Hillary Clinton’s first time participation in today’s annual Coney Island hot dog eating contest. Mrs. Clinton, Democratic Presidential candidate, shoved down a respectable 54 hot dogs, or one for every Republican in the Senate. Although most fans were rooting for Chestnut or six-time champion Takeru Kobayashi, his Japanese rival, to win, Mrs. Clinton did have at least one fan, a woman carrying a sign that read, “If you become President, we’ll eat hot dogs every day.” Although the outcome of...
  • Happy Birthday America!

    07/04/2015 7:50:11 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-4-2015 | MOTUS
    Like all of your favorite radio/teevee hosts I’m doing a “best of” today. I hope you enjoy my 2015 4th of July retrospective.Happy Birthday America!From 2011: a pre-4th post from Camp David, Home For the Holiday: Feliz Quarto De Julio Anyway, the long and short of it is Lady M decided to send me and Little Mo back to the Big White to weed and water the Big White Organic Garden of Versus in order to give our illegal Mexicans the rest of the Quarto de Julio weekend off. From 2012:  Happy Birthday America! July 4, 2012 in which we...
  • Fourth of July flag celebration extravaganza!! (video at link)

    07/03/2015 5:08:20 PM PDT · by NewJerseyJoe · 4 replies
    Paying appropriate tribute and due respect to various flags on July 4. Movie budget: $0 Materials cost: less than $1 (paper and inkjet printing) Creatively sticking it to the proper parties: Priceless For horrible stuff, there's Obama, ISIS, liberals/Democrats/communists, NWO types, and rainbow people. For everything else, there's 'MERICA.