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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Capital One QuickSilver.Are You Receiving Pre-Approvals After Receiving The Card?

    08/13/2014 7:33:45 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 20 replies
    I can't be the only one who has been pre-approved for the Quick-Silver Card,then I get in in the mail,a week later I am Pre-Approved for another one.So I applied for the second one,I was approved!,then today,I got my approval for another Quick-Silver Card!,I guess Capital One has so many millions of customers that they just cannot maintain their records to the extent where they finally stop sending pre-approvals for the same cards we already received.
  • Amerika’s Son-Of-A-Beach: Sub-Par

    08/13/2014 5:25:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-13-2013 | MOTUS
    Boy, it’s not just Ferguson, Missouri; racism is breaking out all over the place. For example, have you seen what Dana Milbank wrote? President Obama must really be teed off.Hillary Rodham Clinton, his once-loyal secretary of state and his likeliest successor, has gone rogue, criticizing his foreign policy as too timid.Obama responded with not one but two rounds of golf. And even Jimmy Fallon is writing racist jokes now: “After spending yesterday at the beach, Obama said, “This has been fun, but I should really get back...to the golf course.” What is it with the obsession with Big Guy’s vacation?...
  • Jonathan Winters at EG 2007

    08/13/2014 5:20:46 AM PDT · by expat1000 · 6 replies
    You tube ^ | 2007 | Johnathan Winters.
    Bittersweet reminiscences at age 82 by one of my all-time favorite comedians. Some funny skits; some recounting of unpleasant memories of his family and early years before joining the marines at age 17, and his struggles with bipolar-ism. Obviously this is not for everyone. But if you enjoyed his comedy and every wondered what made him tick, I think you will find watching worthwhile (about 30 mins)
  • Hump-Day Humor

    08/13/2014 3:58:00 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Braley’s “Chickens Out” Demand Mars Senate Bid

    08/12/2014 9:20:12 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Iowa’s Democratic nominee for the US Senate Bruce Braley’s hissy fit over a neighbor’s chickens may derail his electoral chances in this farm state. The trouble started when Braley espied a few of neighbor Pauline Hampton’s pet chickens strutting around the yard of his vacation home in the town of Brooklyn and filed a complaint with the home owners association. In an attempt to be neighborly, Hampton proffered a gift of a dozen freshly laid eggs, but Bruce Braley would have none of it. “I can’t be bought off so cheaply,” Braley angrily asserted. “I’m a candidate for the United...
  • Resource Acquisition [Spontaneous Marxism in the St. Louis riots]

    08/12/2014 6:31:45 AM PDT · by HammerT · 10 replies
    The Peoples Cube ^ | 8/11/2014 | Krasnodar
    Is it not a pleasant sight ? Our young people of the urban Midwest are adopting the same methods that our beloved Administration uses in managing the country's material wealth! “What's mine is mine.... what's yours is mine.” And that folks, is pure, unfiltered socialism on display. Red Square:From our People's Glossary: Spontaneous Marxism Intent or act of liberating public property from morally wrong private possession. Considered illegal under capitalist law and stigmatized by such non-words as shoplifting, looting, thievery, piracy, larceny, robbery, and vandalism. Spontaneous Marxism does not require a proficient knowledge of the works of Karl Marx...
  • The Death of Mork and Mearth

    08/12/2014 5:33:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-12-2014 | MOTUS
     The world has lost the Father of MearthLike many of us, Mork, father of Mearth,  yearned for a return to a simpler time; for the Happy Days:In the end however, the current world proved too much for Mork from Ork. And although his job was that of a comic, he wasn’t really like that; he was actually more of a nerdy student when he was young. Was he the class clown? Au contraire: "No, no, I was PRESIDENT OF THE CLASS, " pronounces Williams, giving the honor the deep-ringing reverence it deserves. "I loved school, maybe too much really. I...
  • 911 Protocols Explained

    08/11/2014 10:11:48 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    When she heard someone breaking into her home, 80-year-old N.J. Logan grabbed a pistol and called 911. The Holmes Beach, Florida 911 operator repeatedly insisted that Logan “put down the gun.” This seemingly counter intuitive advice was labeled “standard protocol” by Holmes Beach Police Captain Abbie Safer. “Our first priority must be to insure the safety of our officers. Ideally, only the police would have guns. Failing that it is our presumption that anyone else with a gun is a perp deadly force will be deployed.” “If Ms. Logan is armed when the police arrive she could get shot,” Safer...
  • 'Success' as Measured by Ruinous Liberals...

    08/11/2014 5:58:11 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican | 11 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    = an ever-worsening disaster for all the rest of us Libs/MSM lie- but the numbers don't... Charts @ Reaganite Republican
  • “Cold hearted Orb that rules the night…butt we decide which is “right” and which is illusion.”

    08/11/2014 5:09:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-11-2014 | MOTUS
    Good Morning. Did everyone enjoy the SuperMoon last night? If not, Big Fur Hat at iOTW has recreated it for you here. Apologies in advance.And not to toot my own horn - well, okay, I am tootin’ – butt I first covered this cheeky move way back in 2012: “Visas, Volts, and Cheeky Ads.”And speaking of big butts,I see that Hillary is trying to haul hers out of deep crevice by distancing herself from Barry’s failed Peace Policies in the Middle East: Clinton attributed the rise of jihadists affiliated with Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS or ISIL)...
  • Open Letter to the Pres..ent Obama

    08/10/2014 6:43:45 PM PDT · by hondact200
    August 10 ,2014 | self
    Dear Pres..ent Obama, I am writing a letter in truly wondering where I can attain to have a federal position of employment whereby I can receive the similar perks that you do. Never ending endeavours in Golf Outings. Never ending vacations. Never ending campaigning for whatever suits the fancy of the liberal - progressive agenda. Yet receive a three figure salary and never do anything that signifies work. I am truly concerned that you Mr. President are not concerned about America, But only concerned about a hedonistic lifestyle. By the way get to work and achieve something of substance once...
  • Armed American Radio Live (8/10/14

    08/10/2014 3:29:15 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 8 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 8/10/14 | RandallFlagg
    Armed American Radio with Mark Walters (Live Thread) 5-15-14 The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen Live Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Video: What would a real Israel Boycott look like?

    08/10/2014 12:42:16 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 2 replies
    Video at link
  • Are Islamists becoming Nigerian spam artists?

    08/10/2014 9:15:13 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 3 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | August 10, 2014 | Dan Miller
    Here is a great opportunity to support a spam artist help spread the word of Allah. I had to rescue it from my apostate spam filter. What a great chance to win $12,000,000! Allah, Imam Obama and Orgasms for Obama Organizing for Action should be very proud. They all need help. AssalaamualaikumAttention:I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Late herina bana of blessed memory who worked with Kuwait embassy in Sudan for nine years before he died in the year 2008. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted...
  • Reid Says He Will Make No Apologies for Defending President’s Credibility

    08/10/2014 8:48:19 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 18 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    A big part of President Obama’s political message has been the travails he’s suffered because of a “do nothing” Congress. The fact that there are over 300 bills passed by the House that are currently being blocked by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) would seem to rebut the President’s contention. Of these House passed bills, 50% passed unanimously, 70% passed with a 2/3rds majority, and 55 were introduced by Democrat members of the House. “The House has been active trying to craft legislation to address an array of problems,” Rep. Lynn Jenkins (R-Kan) pointed out. “The charge that we...
  • JournOlists Morph Into the "Gamechanger Salon"

    08/10/2014 7:08:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-10-2014 | MOTUS
    You’ve probably heard about the successor organization to Ezra Klein’s super-secret JournOlist. This one calls itself the “Gamechanger Salon.” A prominent CNN commentator, the top two political reporters for The Huffington Post, a Reuters reporter, the editor of The Nation magazine, a producer for Al Jazeera America television, a U.S. News & World Report columnist, and approximately two dozen Huffington Post contributors are among the more than 1,000 members of Gamechanger Salon.  Founded by leftwing activist Billy Wimsatt, the group is a secretive digital gathering of writers, opinion leaders, activists and political hands who share information, ideas and strategy via...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    08/10/2014 5:34:58 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Weiner to Open Wiener Restaurant

    08/09/2014 12:28:00 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 52 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Anthony Weiner, the former Democratic Congressman who gained wide notoriety by tweeting photos of his genitalia is ready to open a new chapter in his life. Spotting what he characterized as “an unfilled niche in the marketplace,” the ex-pol is set to embark upon a restaurant venture in the Queens borough of New York City. “The wiener, or hot dog, is an under appreciated delicacy,” Weiner maintains. “Too often it is relegated to street corner carts where it is hastily prepared, topped with pedestrian condiments, and carelessly scarfed down by the palate-challenged troglodytes who walk our streets.” “At Chez Weiner...
  • I had no idea an Island could tip over....huh! (old news)

    08/09/2014 11:50:11 AM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 5 replies
    Facebook ^ | 3/2/12 | Claudia Christian
    Video at link. Old news, but a reminder of just how many politicians are unfit to serve office. Another reason why regular mandatory drug tests are in order for elected officials.
  • Satire: Kerry heads to Iraq to start the peace process

    08/09/2014 11:41:57 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 5 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | August 9. 2014 | Dan Miller
    Basking in the glow of his anticipated success in arranging peace among Israel, the Palestinian Authority, Hamas and others, Secretary Kerry now plans to work his magic in Iraq.According to this racist rant by former Ambassador Bolton, the Obama Nation has no strategy: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxI1b8S1ZQ] Video linkThere is a clear strategy: send Secretary Kerry to bring peace and prosperity to Iraq. That is the only strategy that can bring a lasting peace. Here's part of another racist rant from Half Baked Breitbart: [W]ith Obama’s latest decision to launch airstrikes against the Islamic State in the Levant (ISIL or ISIS), the Obama Doctrine has now come into...