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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Dems Seek Legislation to Overturn Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby Ruling

    07/12/2014 9:19:29 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Outraged by what they characterized as the Supreme Court’s improper application of the Constitution’s freedom of religion clause in the Hobby Lobby case, Senate Democrats are drafting a bill to overturn the Court’s ruling. Sponsor of the bill, Senator Patty Murray (D-Wash) declared that “a boss’s role in health care is confined to paying for it. He has no business deciding that he won’t pay for certain medical therapies because they offend his sense of morality. My bill restores the full authority over which medical treatments will or won’t be covered to the government where it belongs.” Senator Charles Schumer...
  • Administration Requests Budget Increase for Immigrant Bedding

    07/12/2014 6:45:00 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Asserting that "it would be inhumane for us to force these innocent immigrant children to sleep on substandard beds," Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell has requested an appropriation of "$1,000 per migrant in order to fund minimally acceptable accommodations." "Many of these immigrant children have already suffered from improper sleeping arrangements for most of their lives," Burwell said. "In the countries they come from it is common for multiple children to be crammed into a single bed of straw, be slung on hammocks, or simply left to sleep on the ground." Burwell characterized the "military style cots and...
  • Fight On! And may the best butt win!

    07/12/2014 6:39:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-12-2014 | MOTUS
    Busy weekend here, so you’re on your own. Take your stream of consciousness for a walk. (And in response to yesterday’s petition, the answer is no. There will be no “simian reference” amnesty.)To get you started, here’s a butt to butt comparison of the two First Ladies Of The Big ‘Ole Butt (FLOTBOB) at the League of United Latin American Citizens convention luncheon in New York yesterday:        The first lady also reproached the Republican-run House of Representatives for failing to pass the immigration reform measures that have already cleared the Senate, and for its hesitance to approve her husband’s $3.7...
  • Angry Clingers UNITE!

    07/12/2014 4:19:24 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    A quick look around the righty-blogosphere at Reaganite Republican...
  • President’s Texas Itinerary Defended

    07/11/2014 6:43:59 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    President Obama has faced criticism for refusing to visit sites in Texas where hordes of illegal immigrants have been flooding into the country. The criticism has been especially pointed in light of the fact that he has traveled to the state to participate in political fund raisers at the home of Austin-based filmmaker Robert Rodriguez and two other in-state locations. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest explained that “the President’s presence at the border would not be a good use of his time. It’s not as if anything he might see there is going to change his mind about immigration reform....
  • Friday, July 10 2014; the Meltdown Begins

    07/11/2014 3:46:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-11-2014 | MOTUS
    Big Guy visited Colorado and Texas this week, where he took every opportunity to not visit the border and emphatically avoided providing any leadership with regards to the border crisis. Never being a man goaded into action by a bipartisan demand that he do his job, he chose to spend his time instead pointing out the fecklessness of Republicans.“The best thing you can say for them is this year they have not shut down the government,” Obama said, adding, “but it’s only July.” Uh, sir, everyone’s talking about the illegal aliens crossing the border, not the Republicans.Whatever. "You hear some...
  • TGIF Toonz

    07/11/2014 3:21:18 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican... (NSFW/some PG-17 rated language this week)
  • Meghan Kelly: BAD HAIRCUT Alert!!!

    07/10/2014 10:16:28 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 102 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Is she nuts?  Fox News
  • [Satire] Israel's response to Hamas missiles has been inhumane and disproportionate

    07/10/2014 11:44:22 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 11 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | July 10, 2014 | Dan Miller
    President Obama demands that Israel stop using WMDs and other disproportionate means to oppress the peace-loving Palestinians. Not yet recovered from His exhausting fund-raising trip to Texas, President Obama summoned barely enough energy this morning to direct The Really Honorable I.M. Totus to prepare an address for Him. He insisted that it complain bitterly but even-evenhandedly about Israel's disproportionate and hence genocidal responses to missiles for peace and unification fired by Hamas and friends. President Obama has long been well aware of Israel's problems and has often supported her by offering guidance on the best ways to reject violence and to work instead for peace and tranquility. Here, for example, is...
  • YARD SARD...?

    07/10/2014 9:42:54 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 17 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    -or YALE SALE?  You decide! More at Reaganite Republican...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-10-14 (DUmmies and KOmmies Enjoy Obama Laughing At Border Crises Meeting)

    07/10/2014 8:50:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 10, 2014 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Call it Blind Optics. The DUmmies and KOmmies are so desperate to make Texas Governor Rick Perry look bad that they overlook the fact that Obama looks horrible in the photos above and below. These photos were taken by Reuters during the B order Crises meeting yesterday. Normally the Regime would have prohibited these pics of Obama not taking the border crises seriously but apparently they have the same narrow mindset as the DUmmies and KOmmies because they focused in on Perry looking upset and thought that was a "win" for them. Actually it is turning into a bigtime...
  • Somebody Didn’t Get the Memo

    07/10/2014 7:20:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-10-2014 | MOTUS
    Believe me, I appreciate the fact that you adhere to my “no simian references” rule when commenting. I especially appreciate the restraint that is required when dealing with situations that some might take to be flagrant “taunting.”  Take yesterday, for example; when BO was hanging with Governor Hickenlooper and just whistling Dixie past all the grave yards: As you can see, creeper managed to rein herself in, adhering to the letter of the law if not the intent. Butt apparently somebody didn’t get the memo:Maybe because he was busy, drinking with the white boy. And please, no racist “Hickenlooper” jokes...
  • Entertainment for an old-fashioned afternoon

    07/09/2014 12:38:16 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 1 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | July 9, 2014 | Dan Miller
    Here's a video of Michael Davis performing at the Ford Theater. Former President Ronald Reagan, Mrs. Reagan and Tip O'Neil and Mrs. O'Neil laughed unreservedly. Watching the video, so did I. It's a refreshingly old-fashioned type of humor. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mbW-jMtrY&w=640&h=390] Video link
  • Finally: the Final Semi-Finals. Or: When Will This Nightmare End?

    07/09/2014 4:43:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-9-2014 | MOTUS
    Two important things you should be aware of today:1) Brazil takes a spectacular dive in the world cup; tears flow now, riots to follow.Maybe if the fans hadn’t all decided to wear elf hats…the team would have tried a little harder.There’s certainly enough blame to spread around (one of soccer’s virtues as I understand it) butt I blame the haters like Ann Coulter, who’s obsessed with hating on soccer: (h/t Gerard) The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times articles...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    07/09/2014 2:36:58 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 09 July 2010 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Feds Say Businesses Can't Require Employees to Speak or Understand English

    07/08/2014 8:59:59 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 12 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 July 2014 | John Semmens
    The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) is suing Wisconsin Plastics, Inc. of Green Bay, Wisconsin for discriminating against non-native persons by insisting that employees must be conversant in English in order to hold jobs with the company. Jacqueline Berrien, EEOC Chairperson dismissed the possibility that some minimal competence in the English language might be a legitimate skill required of an employee. "Whether an employee understands English is a matter of convenience for the business,":Berrien explained. "Granted, conducting business in a single language might be more efficient. But the individual's right to speak whatever language he chooses is a human right....
  • Keeper of Names

    07/08/2014 8:58:16 AM PDT · by Steve Peacock · 43 replies
    Steve Peacock, poet | n/a | Steve Peacock
    (Based an actual encounter in an inner-city Trenton, NJ charter school). A poem.Keeper of Names By Steve Peacock Why do so many black students’ names end with “-quan” and “-asia,” the middle-aged white teacher inquires of the sole black educator in the break room. As I understand it, she replies humbly, (so as not to claim expertise on the matter), “quan,” like “DaeQuan,” has African roots. But what about “asia”? We’ve got Ta’Asia, Ti’Asia, Sequasia, Shyasia? I am truly unsure, she says. Still, he persists. There’s also Arquasia, Tintasia, and… I said I don’t know. Then there’s Quintasia, Sashasia… Oh...
  • Plants Don’t Like Being Eaten [Really bad news for Vegans]

    07/08/2014 6:45:05 AM PDT · by markomalley · 33 replies
    Moonbattery ^ | 7/8/2014 | Dave Blount
    There is bad news for moonbats who don’t eat meat because it is morally wrong to devour the flesh of murdered animals: plants don’t like getting eaten either.According to a study by Heidi Appel and Rex Cocroft at the University of Missouri, plants can identify the sound of caterpillars chewing and react to it defensively. In the study, caterpillars were placed on Arabidopsis, a small flowering plant related to cabbage and mustard. Using a laser and a tiny piece of reflective material on the leaf of the plant, Cocroft was able to measure the movement of the leaf in response...
  • “Something there is that doesn't love a wall” – Mending Wall

    07/08/2014 5:53:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-8-2014 | MOTUS
    Ronald Reagan, 1987: “Tear down this wall!” Barack Hussein Obama, 2014: “Tear down this border!” (h/t Greg Gutfeld) Because…we don’t need no stinkin’ wall. Oh sure, there are times when “Something there is that doesn’t love a wall:” Then again, wherever there be cows, "Good fences make good neighbors." With my sincere apologies to Mr. Frost’s sensibilities. If that’s inadequate, Right, Big Guy? Right. Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 
  • Bill Clinton explains the turmoil in the Middle East....

    07/07/2014 1:11:17 PM PDT · by ken5050 · 10 replies
    one man's opinion...
    Bill Clinton gave a speech today, and during the Q&A after, was asked his view about what was happening in the Middle East. He succinctly explains it all for us as only Bubba can...