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  • Stronger Men Tend To Be Conservative

    04/12/2012 4:42:09 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 11 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-12-12 | The Looking Spoon
    The UK Telegraph recently did a story titled "Strong men more likely to vote Conservative". Is anyone surprised by that connection?
  • Billionaire Buffett, get out your checkbook

    04/12/2012 12:15:28 PM PDT · by Mark Landsbaum · 12 replies
    We agree with President Barack Obama. If any millionaires or billionaires don’t feel they are paying enough in federal taxes, they should pay more. We don’t wish to see really rich people wallowing in guilt. Warren Buffett and friends, get out your checkbooks. Nothing’s stopping you. In what had all the trappings of a reelection stunt, the president this week lined up four “patriotic” millionaires and four of their less-wealthy assistants, who we are told pay a higher tax rate than do their rich bosses. These millionaires are “patriotic,” we were told, because they feel they should pay more in...
  • Biden's Idea Of A Leading Constitutional Scholar

    04/12/2012 10:39:21 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 3 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-12-12 | The Looking Spoon
    True story...
  • Today's Toons 4/12/12

    04/12/2012 7:53:04 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 12, 2012 | pookie18
    Enjoy!
  • CARTOON: The Keynes Mutiny

    04/12/2012 6:35:18 AM PDT · by daletoons · 6 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 4-12-12 | Dale
    Meanwhile back at the White House, President Obama repairs to the Clinton walk-in humidor to take a break from demagoguing the decoy issue of the day. But the paranoid elephant in the room is the stunningly poor economic prowess of "The One." Perhaps one of the few former Presidents Barry hasn't compared himself with will have some insight for him. Hint: Obama is the one on the left, of course.
  • If Obama's Logo Had A Mind Of It's Own...

    04/11/2012 11:08:40 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-11-12 | The Looking Spoon
    ...and was honest to a fault... Adapted from this piece from 2010.
  • Obama Wants To Grant Us Fairness...AND a New Hashtag to OCCUPY!

    04/11/2012 9:51:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-11-2012 | MOTUS
    Well, ok, since this has been floating around for a week or so now, we can finally get to the truth: the Buffet Rule is really more about spreading the wealth around. Just not that much wealth, according to the CBO, so it’s more symbolic of where we intend to go from here. So anyway, the “Buffet Rule” was never about paying down the deficit? It was about making life “fair” all along? The goal, Mr. Furman explained, is to establish a "a basic issue of tax fairness." ... ...On another front: all hell’s broken loose again with one of...
  • Today's Toons 4/11/12

    04/11/2012 6:45:57 AM PDT · by mystery-ak · 5 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 11, 2012 | pookie18
    See you there...
  • Mitt Romney: The GOP Establishment's Volt. (Vanity)

    04/10/2012 10:16:04 PM PDT · by ct_libertarian · 22 replies
    ct_libertarian ^ | 04/11/2012 | ct_libertarian
  • Vintage Young Democrats

    04/10/2012 4:29:44 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-10-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Obama Gets Pizza!Pizza on a Silver Platter in Motown

    04/10/2012 3:16:49 PM PDT · by MOTUS · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-10-2012 | MOTUS
    Denise (daughter of Little Caesar’s founders Mike and Marion Ilitch) is throwing Big Guy a solid sterling silver pizza party in Detroit later this month. All of Big Guy’s executives from GM and Chrysler will be there to return the bailout favor by ponying up $40k each to get their picture taken with their personal savior - plus all the pizza they can eat!
  • The Constitution Yields A Revelation About Obama

    04/10/2012 11:51:38 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-10-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Nice View (our view on flexibility)

    04/10/2012 11:19:09 AM PDT · by agee
    Founding Ideals ^ | 04/10/2012 | Stephen Graph
    President Obama: On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this, this can be solved but it’s important for him to give me space.   President Medvedev: Yeah, I understand. I understand your message about space. Space for you…   President Obama: This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility.   President Medvedev: I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir.
  • Today's Toons 4/10/12

    04/10/2012 6:55:02 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 11, 2012 | pookie18
    Enjoy!
  • America Is Stuck (pic)

    04/09/2012 4:18:11 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 9 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-9-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-09-12 ("Europe Is Baffled by the U.S. Supreme Court")

    04/09/2012 2:55:53 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 9, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    One of the enduring mysteries of life is the DUmmies' infatuation with Europe. I mean, disincentivizing tax rates, oppressive political correctness, moral decline, secularization--no, wait, it's no mystery at all! That's exactly what the DUmmies WANT! But what IS an enduring mystery is why the DUmmies don't just move there. Europe is everything they long for and desire. So why don't they go? Is it the distance? I'm told they make airplanes now that will get you across the ocean in a matter of hours. Is it the language? I personally offer to teach Swedish for FREE to any...
  • If The Economy Was A Minority...

    04/09/2012 11:21:18 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-9-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Lifted and very slightly changed from John Hawkins's (Right Wing News) column at Townhall, Five Ways that Barack Obama has Decimated the American Economy.
  • Obamas, Bidens & Olbermann Dance the Easter Bunny Hop

    04/09/2012 9:09:07 AM PDT · by MOTUS
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-9-2012 | MOTUS
    ...Sheeze, just because Barbra Streisand isn’t going to sing at our fund raiser next month doesn’t mean that none of the A-listers have to show up any more, does it? We had some real pros helping us produce this video: the GSA prize winning video production team, unexpectedly made available to us last week after being shut down due to a bad rap. Anyway, I thought you might enjoy previewing the preview. Participating in the Bunny Hop this year, in addition to our in-house cotton tails, are Joey and Dr. Jill, as well as another real familiar face (also unexpectedly...
  • Today's Toons 4/9/12

    04/09/2012 7:17:35 AM PDT · by mystery-ak · 2 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 9, 2012 | pookie18
    Hello, welcome to pookie's toons.
  • Hey iPhone Fanatics: Revolutionary 'Simsung Turbo 3000 Xi MultiTask' Leaves You in the Dust!

    04/09/2012 3:17:10 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 13 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 9, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    This is from a Dutch TV show, I thought it was pretty comical: It dices... it slices... it warns you if your roommate is gay! [YouTube] Video/more at Reaganite Republican ___________________________________________________________________ GroenBrothers (Netherlands)   StickBoyDaily   Apple   h/t Robert 
  • Katie Couric Grills Obama on his Recent Statements about Supreme Court (Satire)

    04/08/2012 5:38:12 PM PDT · by zencycler · 9 replies
    Vanity | 4/8/2012 | self
    Couric: Let's take a look at what you said recently regarding the upcoming Supreme Court decision on your health care legislation: “I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress.” You claim it would be "unprecedented" if the justices overturn this law. But isn't that the proper role of the courts, and hasn't it happened many times before? Obama: Clearly, I was talking about important laws like this, which were enacted during my administation. So since...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    04/08/2012 1:03:16 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 8, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    'MITT LIFE CRISIS' by DaleToons More at Reaganite Republican A Happy and Blessed Easter to all the FReeper patriots out there~
  • The Wons will celebrate anything, even things they hate, to get re-elected!

    04/07/2012 10:53:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-7-2012 | MOTUS
    As if Big Guy would use his Passover message to politicize anything. Just because we’re in the middle of the most important reelection campaign in the history of the world: The story of the Exodus is thousands of years old, but it remains as relevant as ever. Throughout our history, there are those who have targeted the Jewish people for harm - a fact we were so painfully reminded of just a few weeks ago in Toulouse. Just as throughout history, there have been those who have sought to oppress others because of their faith, ethnicity or color of their...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-07-12 (NY Times Readers React To NBC Zimmerman Editing Fraud)

    04/07/2012 4:06:26 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 7, 2012 | Timesies and PJ-Comix
    Last night the Media Decoder BLOG at the New York Times revealed that NBC News fired a producer for fraudulently editing the George Zimmerman phone call tape in a pathetic attempt to make him look like he was racially motivated when he shot Trayvon Martin in Sanford, FL: NBC News has fired a producer who was involved in the production of a misleading segment about the Trayvon Martin case in Florida. The person was fired on Thursday, according to two people with direct knowledge of the disciplinary action who declined to be identified discussing internal company matters. They also...
  • A Man Walks Into Planned Parenthood...

    04/06/2012 5:17:24 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-6-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Liberal pickup line Part 6: Check out liberal pickup lines series: Part5, Part4, Part3, Part2, and Part1.
  • U.S. Court of Appeals upholds charitable deduction for contraception and related items. (satire)

    04/06/2012 3:07:38 PM PDT · by zencycler · 1 replies
    News Satire | April 6, 2012 | Warron Wymen, LLP
    Warron Wymen LLP Ivanna Mann and Ugotsta Paye April 6, 2012 The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit has ruled that donations made to provide contraception and other related items may be treated as charitible deductions by the the donor. Additionally, the court ruled that costs incurred by the recipient related to the solicitation and maintenance of these donations are also deductible. The decision in Ima Hoor v. Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service issued April 5, 2012, provides greater clarity to those donating to new charitible groups which, in the wake of the Sandra Fluke testimony to...
  • Today's Toons 4/6/12

    04/06/2012 7:14:45 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 6, 2012 | pookie18
  • Biden's Advice To Obama On Dissing The Supreme Court

    04/05/2012 4:33:06 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 8 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-5-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Every Political Debate Is The Same...

    04/05/2012 11:15:20 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-5-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • What president threw most like a ballpayer? And what president threw most like a dork?

    04/05/2012 9:23:58 AM PDT · by landsbaum · 28 replies
    For baseball’s Opening Day we offer fans an opportunity to tell us which president most resembled Cy Young, and which least looked like a ballplayer. Complete with slide show. =-=-= BEST presidential pitching form goes to...
  • Today's Toons 4/5/12

    04/05/2012 7:12:37 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 5, 2012 | pookie18
  • Mending Fences

    04/05/2012 6:31:58 AM PDT · by Stoutcat · 79 replies
    Grand Rants ^ | 04-05-12 | Stoutcat
    Now that the dust is settling in the Republican candidate stakes, it looks like Mitt will be our nominee. And I’m fine with that. Really. I am. After four years of President Downgrade, we will need to do some fast damage control if we hope to regain even a bit of our former standing in the world community. With that in mind, I have several suggestions for actions President Romney can take very soon after he is sworn in: 1.Contact someone in England and suggest that, because of the very special relationship that exists between the two countries, we’d really...
  • CARTOON: The Fair-Share Hare

    04/05/2012 5:08:45 AM PDT · by daletoons · 4 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 4-5-12 | Dale
    Easter day is dawning,in little Algaetown. The children there are smiling,'cause it's frowned upon to frown. Colored eggs and candy, piled high into a heap. The children there are hungry, to discover what they'll keep. Then the Fair-Share Hare arrives, late for goodness sake. The children there are helpless, to surrender what he'll take.
  • Obama's Brand Of Cigarettes Revealed...

    04/04/2012 4:32:49 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 19 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-4-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Obama Is Shame And Extreme

    04/04/2012 10:33:00 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-4-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Inspired by a terrific analysis by Guy Benson at Townhall of the worst speech Obama has given of his presidency
  • Our Dangerous Dependence on Foreign Chocolate

    04/04/2012 10:18:18 AM PDT · by Ungarisch · 15 replies
    FOX News ^ | April 2, 2012 | Ernest Istook
    America is addicted to chocolate. Foreign chocolate. A majority of us consume chocolate each day. Although the U.S. produces only 6% of the world’s cocoa, we consume more than 20%. The threat is obvious. It’s time for government to step in and promote alternatives. Any day now, President Obama will be barnstorming the country to tell us, “If we really want chocolate security and chocolate independence, we've got to start looking at how we use less cocoa and use sources that we can renew and that we can control, so we are not subject to the whims of what's happening...
  • CONSTITUTION CLEANUP ON OBAMA's AISLE 4-MORE-YEARS!!!

    04/04/2012 10:00:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-4-2012 | MOTUS
    Now is the moment the oceans were to begin to recede and the planet was to begin to heal! And now, to convince you that it’s happening as planned, it’s time to unleash our dogs enlist our Media campaign advance team to get the word out... Meanwhile at a luncheon across town Chairman of the Associated Press, Dean Singleton, was on assignment, introducing Big Guy. For some reason Dean felt it necessary to go beyond the customary press suck-up and essentially gave Big Guy’s whole campaign speech for him! Sans TOTUS! This guy’s good. NBC was first to step up...
  • Hump-Day Humor for Reactionaries

    04/04/2012 9:44:43 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 4, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    LMAObama More at Reaganite Republican
  • Today's Toons 4/4/12

    04/04/2012 7:22:03 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 4, 2012 | pookie18
  • Obama Fact, Fiction & Human Nature

    04/03/2012 2:10:02 PM PDT · by agee
    Founding Ideals ^ | 04/03/2012 | Aaron Gee & Steve Graff
    President Obama often takes full advantage of the bully pulpit to excoriate political opponents or to register his displeasure with decisions that didn't go his way. The naked attempt to pressure the Supreme Court in his remarks during the recent joint press conference continues the pattern. The President's remarks were at times dishonest. More surprising is that the Presidents speech shows just how shallow his knowledge of the Constitution and human nature really is.  Dishonest Statement:"Ultimately, I'm confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of...
  • Obama Fact, Fiction & Human Nature

    04/03/2012 2:10:02 PM PDT · by agee · 3 replies
    Founding Ideals ^ | 04/03/2012 | Aaron Gee & Steve Graff
    President Obama often takes full advantage of the bully pulpit to excoriate political opponents or to register his displeasure with decisions that didn't go his way. The naked attempt to pressure the Supreme Court in his remarks during the recent joint press conference continues the pattern. The President's remarks were at times dishonest. More surprising is that the Presidents speech shows just how shallow his knowledge of the Constitution and human nature really is.  Dishonest Statement:"Ultimately, I'm confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of...
  • Obama: No Activist Supreme Court?//

    04/03/2012 9:12:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-3-2012 | MOTUS
    It’s not your imagination. Our Public Enemies list is growing. Most recent addition: the Supremes. Not that this is the first time Big Guy’s had to treat them as hostile witnesses. As you recall, he had to scold them at the SOTU address in 2010 after they acted stupidly and threw out portions of the campaign financing law making it harder for us to WTF: Although, if you’re concerned with foreign donations, I understand all you have to do is follow the dots. All the dots. Either that or don’t disable the Address Verification System when you accept credit card...
  • Today's Toons 4/3/12

    04/03/2012 7:06:54 AM PDT · by mystery-ak · 4 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 3, 2012 | pookie18
    Please enjoy.
  • Worst Album Covers of All Time

    04/03/2012 6:24:25 AM PDT · by sirchtruth · 107 replies
    Tastebuds Blog ^ | 03/27/12 | Tastebuds Blog
    I do not think I have laughed this hard in a long time! Take a Look at these Album Covers of the past
  • Religious Leaders and Their End-Of-Time Predictions!

    Prophets of Doom has been around probably since the beginning of man’s existence on earth. Whether one believe man was created by God from the dust of the earth, or he evolved from a sea creature, a monkey, or matter from a collision of the planets commonly known as the big bang. Whatever your preference for the origin of man it is no secret that from the time he began walking on planet earth he began predicting its end
  • New Obama Campaign Poster Released

    04/03/2012 2:23:12 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 16 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 3, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    "The fact that we are here today to debate raising America 's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure.  It is a sign that the US Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies.  Increasing America 's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, "the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren.  America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans...
  • FOX news just went blank on my cable box...

    04/03/2012 12:00:11 AM PDT · by OL Hickory · 25 replies
    my tv ^ | 4/03/2012 | mr
    900 freakin channels and fox news is the only one with a black screen...What's up with that? ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS?
  • Today's Toons 4/2/12

    04/02/2012 7:04:32 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 2, 2012 | pookie18
    Enjoy...
  • Shocker: Romney - Marin 2012*

    04/02/2012 3:52:17 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 2, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Sky-high hopes for Rubio as VP go up in smoke... With triangulating RNC pollster-eggheads having convinced Team Romney that a Hispanic running-mate is somehow essential to Republican victory in November (rather than superficial things like policy, principle, ideas, experience, etc) the shaky, unloved front-runner apparently felt the need to wrap up an early commitment from some other heavy-hitter with major name recognition....  Since Rubio is unavailable -and after (colorful) talks with Charo ended in disappointment- actor Cheech Marin has stepped-up to fill the perceived void on the 2012 GOP ticket. Romney's surprise move has shocked some observers, wags wasting no time in labeling the pair 'Flippy -n- Hippy'. Marin...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-01-12 (Olbermann hired by Fox News, DUmmies torn)

    04/01/2012 8:26:29 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies | April 1, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    No, I'm kidding. April Fools. Keefie is still fired. Oh, haven't you heard? Keith Olbermann was fired AGAIN, this time by Current TV, Algore's little network that nobody watches. And Keef now is vowing to take Algore to court. And so I'm NOT kidding about the DUmmies being torn. I mean, Olbie vs. Algore? What's a progressive to do? Multiple threads on this at the DUmp, more people commenting than probably watched his show. We'll start with this THREAD, "Gored: Olbermann Out at Current," and take it from there. So let us keep Current with KO and his fans...