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Jussein Seats the Five Thousand 13 When Jussein heard what had happened in Benghazi, he withdrew by boat privately to Las Vegas. Hearing of this, the press followed him on foot from Manhattan. 14 When Jussein landed and heard of a large crowd in Milwaukee, he had compassion on them and Death Paneled their sick. 15 As evening approached, the MSM presstitutes came to him and said, “This is a remote place, and it’s already getting late. Send the crowds away, so they can go to the villages and order pizza with their EBT cards on their Obamaphones.” 16 Jussein...

1 When Hussein saw the crowds, he went up to the podium; and after he sat down, his disciples in the press came to him. 2 Then he began to speak, and did teach them, saying: 3 ‘Blessed are the working families, for theirs are the 95% tax cuts. 4 ‘Blessed are those who were ashamed of their country, for they will be comforted. 5 ‘Blessed are the Unions, for they will inherit the earth. 6 ‘Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for stimulus, for they will be filled. 7 ‘Blessed are the tax evaders, for they will receive...